# Sigh. Help me pick a new user name. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2004, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-help-me-pick-a-new-user-name/228696 "2004-02-11T18:41:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-help-me-pick-a-new-user-name/228696/41 "2004-02-14T21:52:38Z")
> [@Chicago Faucet](#): > > Velveteen Rabbit. I don’t know. I like velveteen. I like velveteen, but I can never count that high… ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-help-me-pick-a-new-user-name/228696/42 "2004-02-14T22:55:14Z")
> [@AnimistDragon](#): > > **moi** - Aww, thanks. I did’t think anyone liked it. > > **dutchboy208** - Indeed you do. And you can get the whole quarter if you tell me who to Email to change my User Name. Hehe. I’ll take a moderator for twenty-five cents, Alex. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-help-me-pick-a-new-user-name/228696/43 "2004-02-14T23:14:20Z")
**Shirley** , I once was going to write a Western which I planned to call “A Fistful of Ugly.” Now you’ve made me wonder if it should be a username… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-help-me-pick-a-new-user-name/228696/44 "2004-02-14T23:32:44Z")
> [@Fish](#): > > **Shirley** , I once was going to write a Western which I planned to call “A Fistful of Ugly.” Now you’ve made me wonder if it should be a username… 😉 Before this goes into its own thread, let me be the first to congratulate you on _that_ snazzy username! 😃 _goes back to madly stuffing the ballot box with slips of paper that say **AnimistDragon** _ ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-help-me-pick-a-new-user-name/228696/45 "2004-02-14T23:38:50Z")
**Trouser Snake**. What? Oh, all right… **Winterwyrm Dark Frost Slitherskin Oddish [Somebody’s Fetish](http://www.lorebrandcomics.com/threewords.html) Venomous Virgin Skindeep Tarnished Thorn Dracopuncture** and just for the hell of it: **[Clam Slut](http://www.partiallyclips.com/pages/archive.php?id=1084&b=1&c=)**. And a suggested sig line: _ **Putting the “cute” into “subcutaneous”.** _ How’s that? ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-help-me-pick-a-new-user-name/228696/46 "2004-02-15T00:32:46Z")
**Bonanza Jellybean**. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Serpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@Silver\_Serpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Serpentine)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-help-me-pick-a-new-user-name/228696/47 "2004-02-15T15:31:50Z")
**dutchboy208** - Hey, you hafta work for your money. Hafta gimme the Email addy. Ha! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-help-me-pick-a-new-user-name/228696/48 "2004-02-15T16:44:59Z")
[tubadiva@aol.com](mailto:tubadiva@aol.com), [rseaney@teamsigma.com](mailto:rseaney@teamsigma.com) (UncleBeer), Coldfire16@zonnet.nl … is that enough to be going on with? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-help-me-pick-a-new-user-name/228696/49 "2004-02-15T17:16:07Z")
BTW, they ask that you CC: at least two or three mods for these requests, in the same email. They have lives outside of this board, believe it or not, and otherwise your request might slip through the cracks, at the very least it has a good chance of being answered faster. Don’t forget to email from the account on your record here, and include your old username. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Serpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@Silver\_Serpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Serpentine)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-help-me-pick-a-new-user-name/228696/50 "2004-02-15T17:59:36Z")
Indeed it is. Now, where should I be sending that shiny electronic quater? Hehe. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-help-me-pick-a-new-user-name/228696/51 "2004-02-15T20:14:37Z")
Depends. If you’re a chick, we can work something else out. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-help-me-pick-a-new-user-name/228696/52 "2004-02-15T21:19:03Z")
Oi – get a chatroom, you two. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-help-me-pick-a-new-user-name/228696/53 "2004-02-15T21:31:39Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Oi – get a chatroom, you two. I meant like washing my car or something. Jeez. In any case, what kinda girls will sleep with a guy to save a quarter (and where can I find them?)? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Serpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@Silver\_Serpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Serpentine)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-help-me-pick-a-new-user-name/228696/54 "2004-02-17T01:34:57Z")
Ha! Like I’d wash a car to save a quarter. That’s, like, manual labor and crap. Requires being all outside . . . [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-help-me-pick-a-new-user-name/228696.md?page=2)