# Sign of Apocalypse Sighted **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 20, 2003, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sign-of-apocalypse-sighted/162773 "2003-03-20T09:23:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sign-of-apocalypse-sighted/162773/1 "2003-03-20T09:23:04Z")
Whatever you do, do not click on this [link](http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=granitz&group=0214-bil&photo=shorepa1.ly%26&path=pgallery&path_key=Thompson,%20Scott%20). Don’t look at me that way. I _told_ you not to click on it. D’you think they’re _breeding_? ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sign-of-apocalypse-sighted/162773/2 "2003-03-20T10:58:04Z")
Yep. Coulda died happy without that. For Pete’s sake, couldn’t you have just _told_ us about it? Man, that hurts. ---
**Author:** ![Ooner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c67d28/32.png) [@Ooner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ooner)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sign-of-apocalypse-sighted/162773/3 "2003-03-20T11:06:07Z")
Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!! That’s easily the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![auRa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@auRa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auRa)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sign-of-apocalypse-sighted/162773/4 "2003-03-20T12:14:03Z")
Ohh… so _that’s_ Carrot Top. Eww. ---
**Author:** ![irkenDoom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c2a13f/32.png) [@irkenDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irkenDoom)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sign-of-apocalypse-sighted/162773/5 "2003-03-20T13:01:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Miller \* > \*\*D’you think they’re _breeding_? \*\* G’ih! It would be incest, then, wouldn’t it? I always believed that Carrot Top was the product of breeding Pauly Shore with Kathy Griffin. Think of the army we could create… ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sign-of-apocalypse-sighted/162773/6 "2003-03-20T14:06:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by irkenDoom \* > Think of the army we could create… Yeah, but they could only charge down the middle! ---
**Author:** ![irkenDoom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c2a13f/32.png) [@irkenDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irkenDoom)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sign-of-apocalypse-sighted/162773/7 "2003-03-20T15:06:13Z")
Damn! I guess that means backing them up with my David Arquette battalion is out of the question as well! Well, what are our other options? Let’s see, ALF, Emmitt Smith, or we can resurrect Reginald VelJohnson… ehhh, if I were in charge, we’d be doomed. That’s what I get for being just another armchair general. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sign-of-apocalypse-sighted/162773/8 "2003-03-20T15:19:59Z")
> [@](#): > > Yeah, but they could only charge down the middle! Oh. My. God. That is the funniest thing. I will be amused for the rest of the week. Thank you, **Bryan Ekers**. ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sign-of-apocalypse-sighted/162773/9 "2003-03-20T19:20:46Z")
Miller, you are officially the coolest person in the world for posting that. I’m going to be laughing all day now… ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sign-of-apocalypse-sighted/162773/10 "2003-03-20T22:06:23Z")
I think that’s just a shot of Buddy Hackett reproducing asexually. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sign-of-apocalypse-sighted/162773/11 "2003-03-20T22:24:02Z")
Carrot top looks a bit skinny don’t he? ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sign-of-apocalypse-sighted/162773/12 "2003-03-20T22:33:32Z")
I don’t think they were that close on purpose. My theory is that the two halves of the same brain they share pulled them together like that. Funniest thing I’ve seen all week. DEFINTELY the scariest… ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sign-of-apocalypse-sighted/162773/13 "2003-03-20T22:59:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by auRa \* > \*\*Ohh… so _that’s_ Carrot Top. > > Eww. \*\* OK, you guys don’t know Carrot Top up there? Hell, I’m movin’ to Finland! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Green\_Feather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_Green\_Feather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Green_Feather)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sign-of-apocalypse-sighted/162773/14 "2003-03-20T23:09:47Z")
The OP said not to look, so I’ve read this entire thread first, Now I’m going to look. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Green\_Feather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_Green\_Feather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Green_Feather)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sign-of-apocalypse-sighted/162773/15 "2003-03-20T23:11:00Z")
EWWW!!! ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sign-of-apocalypse-sighted/162773/16 "2003-03-20T23:25:13Z")
I heeded the warning and didn’t look earlier, but for some reason this time I ignored that and looked. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! ---
**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sign-of-apocalypse-sighted/162773/17 "2003-03-21T00:00:13Z")
Fools! The time of my awakening comes near! Now, I just have to get those two to join up with Micheal Jackson, and then the time of my return will be at hand! MWHAHAHAHA!!!