# Signs I do have up in my office

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-i-do-have-up-in-my-office/269125>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 14, 2004, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-i-do-have-up-in-my-office/269125 "2004-10-14T00:31:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![SamIAm336](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SamIAm336](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SamIAm336)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2004, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-i-do-have-up-in-my-office/269125/61 "2004-10-16T03:02:29Z")

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I have several bumper stickers pinned in my cube.  
Question Authority, Ask me Anything

I Don’t Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute of it

Don’t Make Me Get My Flying Monkeys

and a Magnet that says: You can’t scare me, I have kids

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**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2004, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-i-do-have-up-in-my-office/269125/62 "2004-10-16T13:11:34Z")

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I am planning to open a private practice as a psychologist soon. My sisters and I came up with the following for my office:

Amnesiacs must pay in advance

Group rates for those with Multiple Personality Disorder

You don’t have to be crazy to work here, but you do have to be crazy to _be_ here.

😃

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