# signs she's a ho **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 15, 2008, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778 "2008-02-15T18:45:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/1 "2008-02-15T18:45:15Z")
Background: We went out for 1mo,she claimed to be “falling for me” one day then suddenly ran off with another the next. Ok girls you can substitute ‘she’ for ‘he’. Yeah I know guys can be ho’s too.And by all means feel free to add 1. Her myspace page has pics of her drunkenly biting and kissing 3 different guys at “the club”. (She proudly showed me these pics and has them on display in her room,she’s freakin 36 GROW UP!) 2)You catch her red-handed composing a flirty email/message on an online dating site. The same site you met her on. 3)She’s constantly on myspace (she also composed a mssg to a random guy there saying: “I saw your myspace,youre yummy. I hope you dont mind girls who bite” He gave her his cell #. She left her mypace mailbox open on her laptop in bed next to me and yes I did peek at it) 4)She always leaves to the garage to ‘smoke cigs’ and also make secretive phone calls she obviously doesnt want me to hear.Also sends/recieves texts that she very obviously didnt want me to see. 5)On the second date your at her place sexing her within 15min. Our first date was only like 1-1/2 or 2hrs tops. 6)We go out to ‘Target’ to shop and she runs into a one night stand.That was in San Jose a city of 974,000 people ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/2 "2008-02-15T18:49:47Z")
So how many of these were you willing to overlook because she was willing to fuck you? Surely you noticed one of these clues before the end of your month together. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/3 "2008-02-15T18:51:17Z")
[QUOTE=Tony Montana] 5)On the second date your at her place sexing her within 15min. Our first date was only like 1-1/2 or 2hrs tops. [/QUOTE] You let her sex you on the second date? You slut! ---
**Author:** ![Jonno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jonno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonno)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/4 "2008-02-15T18:51:47Z")
Remember to always use a condom. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/5 "2008-02-15T18:53:15Z")
7)On second “date”, has sex with one of your friends within 4 hours of meeting him. 8)Has sex with two of your friends within 24 hours of meeting them. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/6 "2008-02-15T18:55:48Z")
[QUOTE=Tony Montana] On the second date your at her place sexing her within 15min. Our first date was only like 1-1/2 or 2hrs tops. [/quote] In other words, only an epic slut would have low enough standards to have sex with a person such as yourself? ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/7 "2008-02-15T18:56:06Z")
[QUOTE=Dung Beetle] You let her sex you on the second date? You slut! [/QUOTE] Yeah I shoulda said no.But she took me on the grand tour of her house.The tour ended in her room on her bed.She twisted my arm I tells :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/8 "2008-02-15T18:56:37Z")
[QUOTE=Dung Beetle] You let her sex you on the second date? You slut! [/QUOTE] That was my thought. Sounds like she wasn’t the only ho in that ‘relationship’. ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/9 "2008-02-15T19:00:47Z")
Ok I can be a slut a too at times.But I was trying to overlook her behaviour and when I was with her she had all my attention. She on the otherhand was always ‘on the make’,with someone. Regardless of me being there. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/10 "2008-02-15T19:03:56Z")
She’s 36, how old are you? ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/11 "2008-02-15T19:04:33Z")
[QUOTE=Lemur866] In other words, only an epic slut would have low enough standards to have sex with a person such as yourself? [/QUOTE] Epic Slut = 21st level slut? ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/12 "2008-02-15T19:04:53Z")
[QUOTE=Beadalin] So how many of these were you willing to overlook because she was willing to fuck you? Surely you noticed one of these clues before the end of your month together. [/QUOTE] When she would call wanting to see me my brain would scream: “noo stay away,she’s bad news” Mr happy would say " WOOOO YEAH!" Sadly I went with mr happys voice.. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/13 "2008-02-15T19:05:07Z")
[QUOTE=Tony Montana] Ok I can be a slut a too at times.But I was trying to overlook her behaviour and when I was with her she had all my attention. She on the otherhand was always ‘on the make’,with someone. Regardless of me being there. [/QUOTE] Hell man I can be a slut ALL the time. Just email me her address, I’m not a picky man 😛 ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/14 "2008-02-15T19:05:16Z")
Signs that he’s a deluded doormat: 1. Her myspace page has pics of her drunkenly biting and kissing 3 different guys at “the club”. (She proudly showed me these pics and has them on display in her room,she’s freakin 36 GROW UP!) 2)You catch her red-handed composing a flirty email/message on an online dating site. The same site you met her on. 3)She’s constantly on myspace (she also composed a mssg to a random guy there saying: “I saw your myspace,youre yummy. I hope you dont mind girls who bite” He gave her his cell #. She left her mypace mailbox open on her laptop in bed next to me and yes I did peek at it) 4)She always leaves to the garage to ‘smoke cigs’ and also make secretive phone calls she obviously doesnt want me to hear.Also sends/recieves texts that she very obviously didnt want me to see. 5)On the second date your at her place sexing her within 15min. Our first date was only like 1-1/2 or 2hrs tops. 6)We go out to ‘Target’ to shop and she runs into a one night stand.That was in San Jose a city of 974,000 people **7) He stays with her, and seems shocked and surprised when she runs off with another guy.** ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/15 "2008-02-15T19:06:11Z")
[QUOTE=Sitnam] She’s 36, how old are you? [/QUOTE] 38 And I do expect flames for this thread ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/16 "2008-02-15T19:06:36Z")
[QUOTE=Beadalin] So how many of these were you willing to overlook because she was willing to fuck you? Surely you noticed one of these clues before the end of your month together. [/QUOTE] I can’t speak for **Tony** , but before I was married…all of them. ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/17 "2008-02-15T19:09:26Z")
[QUOTE=mhendo] Signs that he’s a deluded doormat: 1. Her myspace page has pics of her drunkenly biting and kissing 3 different guys at “the club”. (She proudly showed me these pics and has them on display in her room,she’s freakin 36 GROW UP!) 2)You catch her red-handed composing a flirty email/message on an online dating site. The same site you met her on. 3)She’s constantly on myspace (she also composed a mssg to a random guy there saying: “I saw your myspace,youre yummy. I hope you dont mind girls who bite” He gave her his cell #. She left her mypace mailbox open on her laptop in bed next to me and yes I did peek at it) 4)She always leaves to the garage to ‘smoke cigs’ and also make secretive phone calls she obviously doesnt want me to hear.Also sends/recieves texts that she very obviously didnt want me to see. 5)On the second date your at her place sexing her within 15min. Our first date was only like 1-1/2 or 2hrs tops. 6)We go out to ‘Target’ to shop and she runs into a one night stand.That was in San Jose a city of 974,000 people **7) He stays with her, and seems shocked and surprised when she runs off with another guy.** [/QUOTE] No I tried to address this but missed the window. I wasnt shocked at all.I even told her that this was something shed probably do. Thing is I almost started to believe in her ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/18 "2008-02-15T19:14:01Z")
Oh and by the by I KNOW Im a fuckin meathead this doesnt need to be pointed out constantly. ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/19 "2008-02-15T19:16:56Z")
[QUOTE=hotflungwok] Epic Slut = 21st level slut? [/QUOTE] You should see the bonus feats… ARGH! THE GEEK! IT BUUUUURNS! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/20 "2008-02-15T19:20:32Z")
[QUOTE=ArrMatey!] You should see the bonus feats… ARGH! THE GEEK! IT BUUUUURNS! 😛 [/QUOTE] GM: Did you have a condom on your equipment list? Player: No, why? GM: Make a DC 26 Fortitude saving throw. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778.md?page=2)