# signs she's a ho **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 15, 2008, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778 "2008-02-15T18:45:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Plynck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Plynck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plynck)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2008, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/61 "2008-02-17T18:38:50Z")
[QUOTE=Annie] Dude, I need a new tagline. May I? [/QUOTE] Be my guest. May I recommend the Ethan Allen collection? ---
**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2008, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/62 "2008-02-18T03:55:55Z")
Thanks-see how cute it is? ---
**Author:** ![GomiBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@GomiBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GomiBoy)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2008, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/63 "2008-02-18T08:21:53Z")
[QUOTE=Starving Artist] She did indeed introduce me to the joys of manhood. 😃 But Dad was right and she flittered away soon after, leaving only fond (and grateful) memories behind. I smile when I think of her to this very day. [/QUOTE] Very similar story for me with the girl who introduced me to the mysteries - she was quite experienced, I (needless to say) was not. it was fun, there was no emotional connection. kinda wish I hadn’t been caught by my grandfather whilst going at it, however (or at least got caught after that 4th nut!)! That was a fairly amazing amount of anger and disgust aimed at me from my grandfather and took me a hell of a long time to live down, if I ever did before he died several years ago! Grandma actually saved me - she told my grandfather to take some responsibility because he introduced us and knew what she was like, being a small town and all! Good times, good times… **Tony Montana** - you’re a bit of an idiot, and hopefully have learned a lesson, and hopefully used a condom. But I kinda doubt you’ve learned anything and you’ll find another chick just like this ho next week and do the exact same thing. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2008, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/64 "2008-02-18T12:54:51Z")
[QUOTE=lobotomyboy63] … a “spring break choo choo” patch … [/QUOTE] Aw, I just woke my wife up by laughing too loudly. Thanks, pal! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2008, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/65 "2008-02-18T21:08:47Z")
Many a man has had his eye on a woman who has screwed every man in town, and still he doesn’t want to be the only one who didn’t tag her. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Oliveritaly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oliveritaly/32/15233_2.png) [@Oliveritaly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oliveritaly)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2008, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/66 "2008-02-18T21:29:20Z")
Keep that number handy sir, she’s PRIMO drunken booty call material once you’re over her … and you’ll feel better having banged her then giving her the 'yeah I have to get up early in the morning … thanks for coming over," talk. Was she at least good in bed … if so well then that’s something … ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2008, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/67 "2008-02-19T00:49:24Z")
[QUOTE=Tony Montana] 5)On the second date your at her place sexing her within 15min. Our first date was only like 1-1/2 or 2hrs tops. [/QUOTE] Wow, how the hell did you fight her off? Seriously, your man-slut proviso aside, there’s obviously a double standard at work here. ---
**Author:** ![laken911](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/aca169/32.png) [@laken911](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/laken911)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/68 "2011-05-10T22:24:18Z")
maybe she found out she was pregnant with ur demon seed and ran far away from the looser that u r!! And make no mistake u r a LOOSER. Happy early Fathers Day!! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/69 "2011-05-10T22:31:36Z")
“I don’t do this often!” she said, as the credit-card machine fell out of her purse. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/70 "2011-05-10T22:35:34Z")
Just a note, folks: this thread is two years old. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/71 "2011-05-10T22:36:08Z")
She told me “Today’s special is free installation”. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/72 "2011-05-10T22:40:34Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Just a note, folks: this thread is two years old. Three. Just saying. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/73 "2011-05-10T23:02:10Z")
Yeah, and while I usually don’t mind zombie threads, I really don’t like it when I see posts by **Santo Rugger** and get my hopes up, then notice it’s a zombie thread. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![laken911](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/aca169/32.png) [@laken911](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/laken911)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/74 "2011-05-10T23:16:28Z")
two years old or not **Tony Montana** is still a fuckin LOOSER!!! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/75 "2011-05-10T23:21:37Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Three. > Just saying. We don’t hold with your fancy mathing around here. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/76 "2011-05-10T23:22:27Z")
On a scale of one to 10, how big a loser is someone who repeatedly mis-spells “loser” (one being cool, 10 being not cool)? ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/77 "2011-05-10T23:37:41Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > On a scale of one to 10, how big a loser is someone who repeatedly mis-spells “loser” (one being cool, 10 being not cool)? I imagine the chick is _looser_. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/78 "2011-05-10T23:42:53Z")
**laken911** , you signed up six months ago. Did it take you this long to write those posts? ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/79 "2011-05-10T23:51:05Z")
Look what Tony Montana figured out in only one month! ---
**Author:** ![stegon66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@stegon66](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stegon66)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/80 "2011-05-10T23:57:30Z")
> [@](#): > > I like to look at the positive side of things…at least it only lasted a month and you didn’t end up married to her. Wish I could say that. Argh. Another sign she’s a ho: Less than a week after you’ve separated you’re informed by a confidant that she has a profile up on plentyoffish. Her profile claims that she’s divorced. Her profile pic is from your wedding reception. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778.md?page=5)