# signs she's a ho **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 15, 2008, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778 "2008-02-15T18:45:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/81 "2011-05-10T23:59:19Z")
> [@Santo\_Rugger](#): > > If Mr. Brain is saying no, and Mr. Happy is saying yes, then just separate sex and emotion. I had that figured out when I was half your age. 😛 N.B.: Fear is an emotion. Don’t listen to it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/82 "2011-05-11T00:06:03Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Just a note, folks: this thread is two years old. I started reading the thread and thought Chowder had returned. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/83 "2011-05-11T00:06:14Z")
> [@An\_Arky](#): > > Yeah, and while I usually don’t mind zombie threads, I really don’t like it when I see posts by **Santo Rugger** and get my hopes up, then notice it’s a zombie thread. ☹ I had the same response: “Yay! Oh.” ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/84 "2011-05-11T00:11:12Z")
> [@laken911](#): > > two years old or not **Tony Montana** is still a fuckin LOOSER!!! Okay, three things about this. 1. “Looser” means, “less tight than.” “Loser” means “one who loses.” 2. **Tony Montana** hasn’t posted since 2008, so loser or not, he’s pretty unlikely to ever learn your opinion of him, at least from this thread. 3. This is the big one: [Moderating] Do not post the real life names or contact information of other posters on this board. No warning issued, but do not do this again. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/85 "2011-05-11T00:18:19Z")
Oh, come on, **Miller**. Just ban the fuckwit and be done with it. You know he’s going to get axed anyway, with that level of posting ability and grasp of basic spelling. Save everybody some time and do it now. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/86 "2011-05-11T00:23:03Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > [Moderating] > Do not post the real life names or contact information of other posters on this board. > [/Moderating] I want everyone who’s ever quoted me by name banned. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/87 "2011-05-11T00:43:29Z")
> [@The\_Hamster\_King](#): > > I had the same response: “Yay! Oh.” ☹ Me too. Bummer. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/88 "2011-05-11T00:49:24Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > I want everyone who’s ever quoted me by name banned. Ha! I’ve never quoted you so I’m safe. Oops. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/89 "2011-05-11T00:52:44Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > I want everyone who’s ever quoted me by name banned. I would, but as we all know, you’re not the real **Bryan Ekers**. The real **Bryan Ekers** retired fifteen years ago, and is living like a king in Patagonia. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/90 "2011-05-11T01:24:38Z")
No, that’s the **Dread Bryan Ekers**. _Our_ \*\*Bryan Ekers \*\*is only slightly intimidating. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/91 "2011-05-11T01:32:11Z")
More of a **Dreary Bryan Ekers** , I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/92 "2011-05-11T01:32:23Z")
I want everyone who’s ever quoted me by band name. Wait, what? ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/93 "2011-05-11T02:02:03Z")
1. She dates a guy who takes his screen name from one of the most egregious examples of overacting since talkies were invented. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/94 "2011-05-11T03:56:40Z")
1. She walks down the street late at night wearing stiletto heels, fishnet stockings, and a sign that says “HO.” With rates displayed, and a cash register strapped to her back. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/95 "2011-05-11T08:18:14Z")
- He’s always talking about these other hobbies he has, but never takes you to any of them which have a social component (except for the place where you happened to meet). Bonus points if one of said hobbies is dancing… a dude who likes to shake booty but not with you? Yeah, I should have realized that bell wasn’t the door chiming. > [@Miller](#): > > Just a note, folks: this thread is two years old. Still can be turned into a fun kind of “advice thread”, though 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/96 "2011-05-11T13:33:17Z")
1. If you wake up from sex on the floor of your apartment, your clothes are gone and so is everything else you owned up to this point, signs point to her being a ho. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/97 "2011-05-11T14:39:57Z")
> [@velvetjones](#): > > I like to look at the positive side of things…at least it only lasted a month and you didn’t end up married to her. 😛 1. At the wedding, when your father asks her for a dance, she climbs up on the table. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/98 "2011-05-11T16:06:30Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > I want everyone who’s ever quoted me by name banned. Your name is obviously made up, like Wolf Blitzer. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/99 "2011-05-11T16:14:51Z")
> [@Nars\_Glinley](#): > > Your name is obviously made up, like Wolf Blitzer. You mean “Leslie”, right? ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778/100 "2011-05-11T16:25:14Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > 1. At the wedding, when your father asks her for a dance, she climbs up on the table. I laughed. I’m not proud of the fact that I did, but it happened. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-shes-a-ho/437778.md?page=6)