Signs that you're getting old

Going back to the geek standards - I’ve been a space booster since I was in diapers. (Yes, my parents woke me up to make sure I could watch the first moon landing on their B&W TV - I don’t remember it, of course, since I was all of a year old, but I saw it.) At cons I can freak people out by mentioning things like:

I saw the “Handshake in Space,” aka the Apollo-Soyuz Mission.

I remember exactly where I was when I heard about Challenger. (Of course I can do the same for when Reagan was shot, too.)

I watched the Voyager 2 liftoff, and still think first of the interplanetary probe, not the Star Trek spin-off, when I hear the name.

I remember when the idea of getting a 20 MB hard drive for a PC seemed an extravagent indulgence. (Not space related, but still geeky.)

I can’t begin to describe the images that flashed through my mind as I tried to parse this. :wink:

Well, they do say that infant waste is among the most toxic stuff around - and obviously it must have been even more true for me. :wink:

Stuff I remember from my childhood:

my grandfather’s Frank Sinatra collection on reels of tape
ATMs were new
the East Bay Area was in the 415 area code
Garbage Pail Kids
seeing how many times I could beat Super Mario Bros. 2 in a day
my dad’s answering machine that was the size of a small suitcase
cable TV didn’t have commercials
playing marathon sessions of Gauntlet at Circus Circus while my dad played craps
watching Star Wars several times a day on HBO
movies didn’t come out on video for two years, if they ever made it that far
watching Robotech, Inspector Gadget, and Starblazers after school
playing Space Invaders on a massive TV set in a wooden cabinet
a bus ride was a quarter
a movie matinee was a dollar

Yes! Anyone know who sings it? Or can you direct me to the lyrics? I just heard it yesterday for the first time and I couldn’t make it all out.
I was 21 in 1985, just FTR.

Well, I know I made my parents feel old this weekend. Apparently, you’re really old once your youngest child is in college. :slight_smile:

I did have an odd moment when I realized that there are a handful of members of my freshman class who are married (whoa, married = adult). But then I realized that they’re all ‘older’ students, around 20, and so they’re still at least two years older than I am.

I remember working in elementary school on an Apple II, but it was already way outdated. Any real computer work I’ve ever done started with Win’95. :slight_smile:

I just googled a song called 1985 by SR-71. And even if this is a current pop song I’d reckon most of them young whippersnappers have no idea what “SR-71” refers to or who Francis Gary Powers was.

Was it not a spy plane of one flavor or another? Cold-war-era, if I’m not mistaken?

Here are some random things I remember from my childhood.

We had a late '50s Admiral b/w TV, which took awhile to warm up, and when you turned it off, the picture dissolved into a white dot in the middle of the screen before it faded away. It had an antenna on a tower in the back yard. Eventually my dad got a remote control rotator. It was an electric unit that sat on the table next to his easy chair. He knew all about electronics and tubes, and whenever the TV went wonky, he had the right tube to replace it. We got 7 channels, three from Buffalo, NY.

That was how I was able to see JFK assassinated on television. My mom was watching the afternoon soaps, when they were interrupted for coverage of the president in Dallas.

We had what must have been a late '40s Chrysler. It was huge and shiny black with lots of chrome. The control panel was futuristic, and the radio had tubes. It was fun to sit in it and pretend. I remember going to drive-in movies in it, where I could fall asleep lying in the back window.

I saw The Beatles on Ed Sullivan.

The original Bugs Bunny show, which became The Bugs Bunny / Road Runner Hour. Rocky & Bullwinkle. Dudley Do-Right. Underdog. Beany & Cecil. The Andy Griffith Show. Search For Tomorrow. Bonanza. The Twilight Zone. Hollywood Palace. American Bandstand. Canadian Bandstand (!) Batman. The Monkees. Wayne & Shuster on the CBC. The Smothers Brothers. Laugh-In. The Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour.

The Indian head test pattern. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I remember when rockets going into space were such an important event that televising them was a 24-hour thing.

At school, they would get several classes together in one room to watch the Apollo missions taking off and landing.

Bubblegum was 3 for a penny, except for the good kind, which were a penny. Chocolate bars and bags of chips were a dime. You could get a Coke in a 7-ounce green bottle for 7 cents, or the regular sized one for 15 cents. If we found some pop bottles lying around, we would scoop them up and take them to the store, where there was a 2-cent return on each one. More gum!

When my mom would take me grocery shopping, Elmer the butcher would give me a wiener that he had made. To this day, I haven’t tasted one quite as good as the ones I remember at Brown’s Red & White.

I remember discovering popular music, when it seemed to me like every song on the radio was better than the last one. It probably wasn’t, but boy, what a period of transition I lived through. Amazing music was released at the time when I was soaking it up like a sponge.

The song you’re all looking for is “1985” by Bowling for Soup. It’s on an album called “A Hangover You Don’t Deserve”, which was only released last month, so you’re not too far behind the times. I’d post a link to the lyrics or something, but I’m just far too busy today to do so, sorry!

Caricci, the song implies that the woman was 24 in 1985. You’re okay. :slight_smile:

sobs
I remember being 18. I had the hots for a 24-year-old, one of the oldest in our class (first-year architecture at Waterloo University), but because of her age she seemed incalculably remote and mature. Considering what I was like then, she probably was, comparatively-speaking.

Now anyone under thirty seems almost …childlike. Even when they’re doing quite adult things like getting married, having kids, getting a mortage, managing departments of corporations…

Crazy, isn’t it?