# Signs the The End is Nearing

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-the-the-end-is-nearing/109048>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 14, 2002, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-the-the-end-is-nearing/109048 "2002-05-14T18:01:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-the-the-end-is-nearing/109048/1 "2002-05-14T18:01:47Z")

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[Maher canceled, Kimmel lands slot at ABC](http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/14/television.kimmel/index.html)  
Jimmy Kimmel has to be one of the least talented, least charismatic TV personalities ever. He makes Ted McGinley seem a master thespian and the cast of Friends seem like Nobel prize winners. I’m considering starting a non-profit organization dedicated to saving the electrons forced, surely against their will, to carry any sort of Kimmel programming.

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**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-the-the-end-is-nearing/109048/2 "2002-05-14T19:29:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by D\_Odds \*  
> \*\*I’m considering starting a non-profit organization dedicated to saving the electrons forced, surely against their will, to carry any sort of Kimmel programming. \*\*

Where can I send my cheque?

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**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-the-the-end-is-nearing/109048/3 "2002-05-14T19:35:33Z")

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There is sort of a silver lining, though:

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> “The Man Show” will have several months of original episodes, but **the show will end production with Kimmel’s departure.**

Thank Og for small mercies. But however will poor Adam Corolla support himself now?

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**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-the-the-end-is-nearing/109048/4 "2002-05-14T19:35:56Z")

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I wonder what Kimmel’s show will be. It won’t be PI, that’s for sure.

Hopefully one of the channels that isn’t totally wussified will pick up PI. Maher sucks doing standup, IMO, but he did a great job with PI. Maybe Comedy Central will pick it back up. Then I’ll have to petition for Comedy Central… shit cable here doesn’t have it.

I have some loose change if you get the non-profit going.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-the-the-end-is-nearing/109048/5 "2002-05-14T19:38:46Z")

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Well bugger. Maybe Maher can go back to Comedy Central. He had a most provocative show.

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-the-the-end-is-nearing/109048/6 "2002-05-14T20:05:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kamandi \*  
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> But however will poor Adam Corolla support himself now? \*\*

harvesting his eye-brow for the lucretive wig-trade

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-the-the-end-is-nearing/109048/7 "2002-05-14T22:44:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by \*\*Kamandi \*\*\*  
> however will poor Adam Corolla support himself now?

By, undoubtedly, continuing to host _Loveline_ on syndicated radio five nights a week. A show which, in my opinion, is screamingly funny as well as informative.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-the-the-end-is-nearing/109048/8 "2002-05-14T23:38:20Z")

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Somebody has to speak for the unwashed masses …

I find Jimmy Kimmel to be funny as hell. He has great timing, a laconic delivery, a skill for smart-assedness, and a talent for being edgily offensive without pushing it over the edge.

I find Bill Maher to be a fucking snob – even though I agree with virtually everything he’s ever said.

_PI_ was pretty good, but I got sick of his schtick. Most of the time he’d throw out a topic, and then wait for a straight line. And more times than not the show would just devolve into a screaming match. It’s time is over.

I’m not a raving fan of _The Man Show_ either, but I’ll bet Kimmel will present something at least entertaining in that slot, on that network.

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-the-the-end-is-nearing/109048/9 "2002-05-15T01:44:01Z")

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By the way, [Politically Incorrect to be cancelled… replaced by Jimmy Kimmel](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=115219) over in Cafe Society. Not that there’s anything earth-shaking going on over there that anyone really needs to see.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-the-the-end-is-nearing/109048/10 "2002-05-15T14:27:09Z")

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I don’t really care too much about PI - I only saw it a few times. Thought it was alright, but nothing to miss sleep over, and if I was going to stay up to watch TV, it wouldn’t be for PI.

I was first introduced to Kimmel on “Win Ben Stein’s Money”. I’m a fan on Ben so I endured Kimmel. Then I start seeing him on Fox Sports. He made Terry Bradshaw look like a PhD. When ‘forced’ to watch (or at least endure the background noise of) “The Man Show”, I was entirely turned off. Lowbrow humor done well, I enjoy (I was and still am a huge fan of “Married With Children”); lowbrow humor simply for the sake of lowbrow humor isn’t funny, IMNSHO.

I chose the Pit because I wanted people to swear and hurl epiteths either at me or preferably at Kimmel. I choose to curse on only rare occassion, so I didn’t use any in the OP.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-the-the-end-is-nearing/109048/11 "2002-05-17T00:44:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by D\_Odds \*  
> **I chose the Pit because I wanted people to swear and hurl epiteths either at me or preferably at Kimmel**

Well, I chose Bill Maher. Fuck him. He’s a dick.

🙂

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**Author:** ![december](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@december](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/december)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-the-the-end-is-nearing/109048/12 "2002-05-17T00:47:14Z")

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I liked Jimmy Kimmel when he was on _Win Ben Stein’s Money_. He is sorely missed.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-the-the-end-is-nearing/109048/13 "2002-05-17T14:03:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by december \*  
> \*\*I liked Jimmy Kimmel when he was on _Win Ben Stein’s Money_. He is sorely missed. \*\*

I wouldn’t say _missed_. I will, however, admit that the girl who replaced him is even worse.

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**Author:** ![stankow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@stankow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stankow)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-the-the-end-is-nearing/109048/14 "2002-05-17T14:36:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by D\_Odds \*  
> \*\*I wouldn’t say _missed_. I will, however, admit that the girl who replaced him is even worse. \*\*

Check out the new eps. They have Jimmy’s cousin Sal doing the co-host gig now, and he’s surprisingly good.

(Of course, I didn’t mind Nancy that much, so your mileage may vary.)

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**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-the-the-end-is-nearing/109048/15 "2002-05-17T16:56:50Z")

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Dude, they’re cancelling The Man Show? Well, fuck it. Once The Fox died, my life turned into a bleak world of depressing shadows, anyway.

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**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/signs-the-the-end-is-nearing/109048/16 "2002-05-18T01:18:20Z")

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The Fox is dead?

_cry_
