# Sigs! Remember them on the old board?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-remember-them-on-the-old-board/999361>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 26, 2024, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-remember-them-on-the-old-board/999361 "2024-03-26T00:11:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-remember-them-on-the-old-board/999361/41 "2024-03-26T22:48:08Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> There are posters I have on ignore simply because I dislike their avatar. When we had a thread on avatars after the Great Migration, a couple of other posters said the same thing.

I’m not disputing your taste good Sir, but I am surprised anyone did that, much less a fine and understanding citizen such as yourself.

I do know a bunch of people have changed their avatars. I recall the thread that encouraged all the cat owners to change their avatar to a pic of their cats with the result that we now have about 20 posters with indistinguishable dark gray bordering on black smudges for avatars. I find that vexing, but it falls short of deserving an Ignore.

You might find that some of the ones you deemed objectionable before have since changed or seem less outré than they once did. Of course if a bad-avatar poster was also an idiot or impolite or … , then no great loss. One can find it hard to say which straw broke the camel’s back when there are many.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-remember-them-on-the-old-board/999361/42 "2024-03-26T23:16:07Z")

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One of mine was: _ **dogbutler** : Not a serial killer!_

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**Author:** ![Vlad\_Igor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Vlad\_Igor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vlad_Igor)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-remember-them-on-the-old-board/999361/43 "2024-03-27T00:07:02Z")

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Mine was from Rummy, and a lovely example of deadpan academia:

“There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don’t know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don’t know we don’t know.”

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-remember-them-on-the-old-board/999361/44 "2024-03-27T00:53:48Z")

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My sig came from @Muffin :

> [@Hun, Please tell me your mom will throw you out for having a boyfriend \_before\_ I become your first](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hun-please-tell-me-your-mom-will-throw-you-out-for-having-a-boyfriend-_before_-i-become-your-first/630522/35):
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> Just do what Northern Piper advises. He’s wise.

It was in response to my advice to a young poster earlier in the thread.

I miss Muffin. He didn’t like infinite scrolling on the new software.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-remember-them-on-the-old-board/999361/45 "2024-03-27T01:01:31Z")

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I miss him too. Always had something interesting to say. Is that why he stopped posting?

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-remember-them-on-the-old-board/999361/46 "2024-03-27T01:02:45Z")

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That’s my recollection. Other posters also didn’t like infinite scrolling. I never understood why.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-remember-them-on-the-old-board/999361/47 "2024-03-27T04:13:14Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> Other posters also didn’t like infinite scrolling. I never understood why.

Perhaps because in a looooong thread, you could go to the page number list at the bottom of, say, page 7 and click on, say, 14 and thus jump past pages 8-13.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-remember-them-on-the-old-board/999361/48 "2024-03-27T14:53:32Z")

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Of course Discourse has the same feature.

But some speshul snowflakes couldn’t be bothered to learn how to do it. And so off they flounced.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-remember-them-on-the-old-board/999361/49 "2024-03-28T01:44:41Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> I’m not disputing your taste good Sir, but I am surprised anyone did that, much less a fine and understanding citizen such as yourself.

I find some of the images visually disturbing and don’t want to see them.

Cats I’m okay with.

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> You might find that some of the ones you deemed objectionable before have since changed or seem less outré than they once did.

I put them on ignore for a set period of time.

If they come back with the same image, back into the ignore pit they go.

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**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-remember-them-on-the-old-board/999361/50 "2024-03-28T03:31:09Z")

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I’m thinking of changing my car avatar (recognize it?) to a new user name - Laminated Veneer Lumber. Then I can have purple LVL avatar and people will get us mixed up.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-remember-them-on-the-old-board/999361/51 "2024-03-28T21:32:49Z")

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I doubt avatars have to be unique. Even if Discourse did try to enforce a uniqueness constraint, you can probably bit-twiddle one pixel to be one shade different and fool their filter.

No need for you to to struggle with getting the Mods to approve a username change.

Heck, maybe we could get a bunch of the regulars together, all get custom titles of “The Dirty Dozen” and get seemingly identical avatars, maybe a stylized dark brown DD on a light brown background symbolizing dirt.

I can’t image how that could possibly backfire? Can you? 😁 [Mods: NOT a serious suggestion.]

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**Author:** ![Die\_Capacitrix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/die_capacitrix/32/9_2.png) [@Die\_Capacitrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Die_Capacitrix)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-remember-them-on-the-old-board/999361/52 "2024-03-29T12:45:53Z")

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Never had a sig on straightdope, but I have some private messages from another vBulletin site, and managed to find a few of mine.

> “Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.” Judith Viorst

From Red Dwarf

> Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil. Repeat, this is not a daffodil.

Bloom County

> Dandelion break

And some favorites from one of the other posters:

> Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

> “Semper in fæcibus sunum, sole profundum variat.” (We are always in poo, only the depth varies.)

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-remember-them-on-the-old-board/999361/53 "2024-03-29T13:41:30Z")

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Sigs? I remember Sig Slugnorino.

Wait, that’s not right…

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-remember-them-on-the-old-board/999361/54 "2024-03-29T16:01:58Z")

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I’m pretty sure that I had a sig, but I can’t for the life of me remember what it was, or how I used it. And as far as I can tell there’s no way to look it up under Discourse

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-remember-them-on-the-old-board/999361/55 "2024-03-29T16:04:39Z")

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Right, our old sigs are gone forever. I had to do mine from memory for here – and now that i ponder it, it might be that part of it read: “…wit, wisdom, badinage, and run-on sentences…”

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