# Sigs you think are truly moronic **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 4, 2003, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312 "2003-11-04T07:57:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/21 "2003-11-04T20:09:23Z")
Mine is lame… I need a cool new sig. Someone help me… I do have to say that the best one I ever saw was this: “I am Dyslexia of Borg, you ass will be laminated.” GODDAMN! That’s funny! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/22 "2003-11-04T20:33:17Z")
Bah. Nobody can beat Linkin Park lyrics for sheer stupidity. ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/23 "2003-11-04T20:54:52Z")
\<----Moron with a truly lame Sig. (in fact I don’t know which is lamer, my UserName or my Sig…) ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/24 "2003-11-04T21:10:52Z")
I never saw what the problem was with your username. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/25 "2003-11-04T21:37:25Z")
I don’t even remember what my sig is… ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/26 "2003-11-04T21:38:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MidnightRadio \* > \*\*Actually, I Googled the phrase, “A life without cause is a life without effect” and found at least one [site](http://www.peakpotentials.com/coursesandcamps/lifedirections/lifedirections_basic.php) that attributes it to Albert Einstein. Maybe _Barbarella_’s screenwriter borrowed the phrase for the movie. \*\* It would kind of make sense that Einstein would say that. He disliked quantum mechanics, which kind of dorks up cause and effect. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/27 "2003-11-04T21:38:35Z")
Ah, yes. There it is. Well, I think I’ve won _this_ contest… ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/28 "2003-11-04T21:40:12Z")
“Angels have no memory.” ---
**Author:** ![Mearl\_Dox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@Mearl\_Dox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mearl_Dox)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/29 "2003-11-04T21:43:16Z")
Don’t worry, **«Ðëëp¤F®ïêd»™** , _I_ think your username is plenty lame. * * * This is not a sig. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/30 "2003-11-04T22:02:27Z")
Barbarella was actually a French comic strip before it was a movie, IIRC. Anyway, my sig suits me, even if it is dumb. Or maybe because it is dumb. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/31 "2003-11-04T22:04:01Z")
Now what was my sig again? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/32 "2003-11-04T22:22:32Z")
Oh yes. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/33 "2003-11-04T22:48:00Z")
Even worse than all the above is dumb poo poo heads who use ridiculous fonts in a vain attempt to look cool or something. ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/34 "2003-11-04T22:55:54Z")
**alice\_in\_wonderland** - HA! I remember when you first got that sig! The story was so weird I actually hit a couple candy stores afterward, looking for a milk-flavored bunny. I never did find one… I have no idea what my sig is, anymore. Let’s see, shall we? ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/35 "2003-11-04T22:56:45Z")
A sig should really say something about you. ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/36 "2003-11-04T22:57:17Z")
Hunh. Where the hell did I get that, do you suppose? ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/37 "2003-11-04T23:08:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KidCharlemagne \* > \*\*A sig should really say something about you. \*\* Perhaps I should have previewed because me damn sig didn’t show up. Now of course, ala Mia Wallace I can’t show my sig because it’s been built up too much. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/38 "2003-11-04T23:09:11Z")
do I have to enable sigs just to read this thread??? ---
**Author:** ![cabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@cabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cabbit)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/39 "2003-11-04T23:11:27Z")
How about those sigs that seem to serve no purpose other than depleting precious hamster juice? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/40 "2003-11-04T23:14:42Z")
Losers. Everyone loves my sig and, by extension, me. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312.md?page=3)