# Sigs you think are truly moronic

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 4, 2003, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312 "2003-11-04T07:57:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![cabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@cabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cabbit)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/41 "2003-11-04T23:18:06Z")

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Like This one =p

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/42 "2003-11-04T23:23:19Z")

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My sig reflects what might have been the happiest moment of my young life and a memory I’ll treasure forever.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/43 "2003-11-04T23:32:00Z")

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Some sigs are cool. Some sigs are lame. They reflect on the individual only to the degree that you want to assign said meaning. Mostly I just ignore them.

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Sex with monkeys, now in color. Form a line behind the grotty dwarf in the pink pajamas. All-One! Dilute! Dilute!

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/44 "2003-11-04T23:39:28Z")

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When in doubt, go for a _Simpsons_ quote.

Or something from _The Onion_.

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**Author:** ![mazirian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@mazirian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mazirian)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/45 "2003-11-04T23:40:17Z")

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Who the hell even notices them anymore?

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Don’t like my .sig? Email me at kiss@my.ass

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**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/46 "2003-11-04T23:47:04Z")

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I know mine is long. I almost never use it.

Anyone?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/47 "2003-11-04T23:58:33Z")

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Wonder what sig I haven’t been using for the longest time?

Oh.  
Trust me, I have no idea where that came from.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/48 "2003-11-05T00:16:43Z")

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You know how sometimes you just want to post your sig but you need some text in the box to make the post go through and you don’t want to be a dumbass with just a space but then you think you might and then you decide to post something witty but it comes out like this?

No?

Me, either.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/49 "2003-11-05T01:27:44Z")

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I think all sigs are stupid. Except the ones that quote something I said. Those are fuckin’ brilliant.

Keep up the good work, **Derleth**!

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**Author:** ![stockton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5a626/32.png) [@stockton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stockton)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/50 "2003-11-05T02:13:48Z")

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I just don’t get this whole thread.

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“I **know** Wapner’s on in 10 minutes…”

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**Author:** ![paperbackwriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@paperbackwriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paperbackwriter)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/51 "2003-11-05T02:50:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Mac Guffin \*  
> \*\*I know mine is long. I almost never use it.
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> Anyone? \*\*

[So, what do I win?](http://www.blueman.com/complex/)

Cool concert, BTW.

My sig is far too pretentious, and could easily be misunderstood in the wrong context. It does, however, express my general view of the current situation.

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/52 "2003-11-05T03:52:51Z")

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Mine is from my favorite show.

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/53 "2003-11-05T04:41:26Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by RandMcnally \*  
> \*\*Mine is from my favorite show. \*\*

A FG Quote? How utterly rediculous.

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/54 "2003-11-05T05:22:02Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by KidCharlemagne \*  
> \*\*A sig should really say something about you. \*\*

Like this ?

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/55 "2003-11-05T06:04:02Z")

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Yes, - we DO have more fun!

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**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/56 "2003-11-05T13:53:56Z")

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I’ve been inspired to change my sig. I hope it suits. I’ll leave it up to each of you whether or not it meets the Ayesha-standard of self-revelation. 😃

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**Author:** ![Janx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Janx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Janx)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/57 "2003-11-05T15:12:31Z")

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I like mine. It’s original – I thunk it up - and it shows my sly attempt at demonstrating my hip, cool, and groovy SDMB veteran status. See, in spite of having a low post count, I have seen all these on going jokes first hand and therefore I can intimidate the nubies with my phenomenal knowledge of SDMB lore.

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**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/58 "2003-11-05T18:08:45Z")

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My sig is a true story,and a bad one at that

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**Author:** ![Phelan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Phelan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phelan)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/59 "2003-11-05T18:56:43Z")

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Ive never used mine before, I always forget to check off the box.

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**Author:** ![BottledBlondJeanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@BottledBlondJeanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BottledBlondJeanie)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigs-you-think-are-truly-moronic/211312/60 "2003-11-05T19:36:09Z")

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Well I gotta see mine…

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