# Silly Fun stuff: Google Ads **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 29, 2008, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-fun-stuff-google-ads/458162 "2008-07-29T22:39:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-fun-stuff-google-ads/458162/1 "2008-07-29T22:39:33Z")
With permission frm **InvisibleWombat** , I thought it would be fun to report what the Google Ads at the bottom of the page say. You may just report the ads, or you may snark the heck out of them, this is for fun only. eta I only have one big ad right now: **Genealogy from DNA** Know % of African, Asian, European and Native American in your DNA [www.ancestrybydna.com](http://www.ancestrybydna.com) ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-fun-stuff-google-ads/458162/2 "2008-07-29T23:24:22Z")
> [@](#): > > **Charlie Brown Info** > Patriotism Before Partisanship When You Elect Charlie Brown To Congress Good grief. (New campaign slogan: “Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, he’s the Charlie Browniest!”) ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-fun-stuff-google-ads/458162/3 "2008-07-29T23:42:08Z")
I have the one I always get: The Woodlands Law Firm We Listen. We Act. You WIn. Family, business law, more. Ask us. [www.smithgarglaw.com](http://www.smithgarglaw.com) I don’t want to go to gargle.law. (That’s how I always read it!) ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-fun-stuff-google-ads/458162/4 "2008-07-29T23:44:16Z")
Ancestry Fast Painless The gene test that works Link your genealogy with our test [www.ancestrybydna.com](http://www.ancestrybydna.com) Trace Genetics Trace your genetic ancestry through the analysis of DNA > **[tracegenetics.com](http://www.tracegenetics.com)** > > Native American DNA Testing,DNA Test Ancestry,Ancestry DNA Test Kit,DNA Genealogy Database,DNA Testing Family Tree,Cheap DNA Test,Ancestry DNA Testing,Family History DNA Testing,DNA Testing for Genealogy,Ancestry com DNA Test I want fast acting painless Ancestry and I want it now! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-fun-stuff-google-ads/458162/5 "2008-07-29T23:56:56Z")
Bonus! I got 4! **DNA Genealogy Test** Discover your family tree with a DNA test. Available for under $200. > **[AncestryDNA® | DNA Tests for Ethnicity & Genealogy DNA Test](https://www.ancestry.com/dna/)** > > AncestryDNA® is the newest DNA test which helps you find genetic relatives and expand your genealogy research. Order your DNA test kit today. **Peanuts Tees - 2 for $30** Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Woodstock & Pig Pen Tees. Only at Stylin Online > **[Superhero Shirts, TV Shirt, Movie T-Shirts at StylinOnline.com](https://www.stylinonline.com/)** > > Stylin Online carries officially licensed t-shirts, merchandise, and apparel of your favorite movies, TV shows, comics, anime, and video games. Shop today! **Free Genealogy Records** Obtain Free Genealogy, Death & Family Records On Anyone! [DeathRec.com/Genealogy.html](http://DeathRec.com/Genealogy.html) **Gene Tree - Official Site** Discover Your World Family Through DNA. mtDNA & Y-DNA offered! > **[Genetree.com - Your favourite website about taking care of our planet](https://genetree.com/)** > > The website dedicated to the climate change and human’s impact on the planet. The best tips to become more ecologically-friendly. although what peanut trees (I thought they grew in the ground…?) have to do with geneology is far beyond me ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-fun-stuff-google-ads/458162/6 "2008-07-30T11:44:41Z")
**Why Mommy is a Democrat** The book George Bush doesn’t want your kids to read! > **[Mama Voted for Obama!](http://littledemocrats.net)** > > Children's books for Democrats and Obama supporters ---
**Author:** ![Mahna\_Mahna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47c2d/32.png) [@Mahna\_Mahna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahna_Mahna)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-fun-stuff-google-ads/458162/7 "2008-07-30T11:48:37Z")
Huh… This is what I got: Masters Of Psychology Take Graduate Level Psychology Classes. Masters In 20 Months! www.YorkvilleU.ca I should look into that. It took my sister 3 whole years to get her Masters in Psych. Getting mine in less than 2 years would totally show her who’s boss! ---
**Author:** ![MHaye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bbe5ce/32.png) [@MHaye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MHaye)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-fun-stuff-google-ads/458162/8 "2008-07-30T12:25:10Z")
Y’know, I think the early answers in this thread may have biased the result, since the ads I have follow along the lines of painless ancestry. I want a bit of variety. So I went and looked at another thread. Pleonast’s Mafia game has 1,900 responses or so. What I got in Google ads : **Vampire Knight Cosplay** Beautifully detailed cosplay Costumes at affordable prices cosplay dot mooncostumes dot com **Effective Spells and Magick** Fast and Potent Wicccan & Voodoo Results as early as 24 hours www dot fastspells dot com **Your Name Tells it All** Get the Astonishing Facts Magic Can’t Tell You www dot Life-Answers dot comI’ve taken the liberty of dismembering the links (although I’ve left them in for your amusement). _shakes head_ ---
**Author:** ![taxi78cab](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47c2d/32.png) [@taxi78cab](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taxi78cab)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-fun-stuff-google-ads/458162/9 "2008-07-30T13:37:44Z")
Someone thinks I need humor more than ancestry. How does Google know that I’m grumpy this morning?? Funniest Clip of the Day Start each day with a good laugh Over 1000 User-Rated Funny Videos Funny Medical Pictures A wide variety of Funny Medical Pictures here. Looking for a New Joke? Funny text jokes & audio jokes Find great jokes at Comic Wonder! Those funny medical pictures do worry me a bit though… who wants to see someone else’s medical images? ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-fun-stuff-google-ads/458162/10 "2008-07-30T15:24:50Z")
Dueling ads: Keep Pork Off Your Fork Check out our list of the top 10 reasons not to eat pigs [GoVeg.com](http://GoVeg.com) and Competition BBQ Book Learn To Cook Tender Juicy BBQ. Be The Hero Of Your Next Cookout! [BBQ-Book.com](http://BBQ-Book.com) Jesus Christ loves You Here Is A Prayer That Can Change Your Life [www.Jesusu2020.com](http://www.Jesusu2020.com) I guess we don’t feel the [same](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php). ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-fun-stuff-google-ads/458162/11 "2008-07-30T15:51:40Z")
who the heck is Jon Powers? \*\*Do You Know Jon Powers? \*\* - Think Again. Learn More Here. PACs, Lobbyists, Strip Clubs [www.powersplatoon.com](http://www.powersplatoon.com) ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-fun-stuff-google-ads/458162/12 "2008-07-30T20:27:09Z")
**Find Sex Offenders Free** Locate all sex offenders in your area Register at bladehblah I know what they meant, but danged if it doesn’t sound like a dating service for sex offenders. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-fun-stuff-google-ads/458162/13 "2008-07-31T10:58:54Z")
DNA Genealogy Test Discover your family tree with a DNA test. Available for under $200. > **[AncestryDNA® | DNA Tests for Ethnicity & Genealogy DNA Test](https://www.ancestry.com/dna/)** > > AncestryDNA® is the newest DNA test which helps you find genetic relatives and expand your genealogy research. Order your DNA test kit today. Free Family Tree Search Obtain Family, Genealogy & Death Records On Anyone! Takes 1 Minute. [DeathRec.com/Genealogy.html](http://DeathRec.com/Genealogy.html) What’s Your Tribe? Flemish? Navajo? Zulu? Discover your genetic ancestry. > **[Announcement of DNATribes.com Acquisition - Now it is part of TheDNATests.com](https://thednatests.com/dnatribes-com/)** > > beenhereKey Takeaways:💼 DNATribes.com has been acquired by TheDNATests.com.⏰ After 12 years of operation, DNATribes.com has closed its doors and discontinued its genetic ancestry analysis services.🚫 DNATribes.com stopped accepting new orders from... What’s with all the geneology stuff? It’s pervasive!