# Silly John from Cincinnati quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 14, 2007, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-john-from-cincinnati-quotes/411741 "2007-07-14T08:23:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2007, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-john-from-cincinnati-quotes/411741/1 "2007-07-14T08:23:59Z")
I got my eye on you! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2007, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-john-from-cincinnati-quotes/411741/2 "2007-07-14T11:35:11Z")
😕 And the point of this is…? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2007, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-john-from-cincinnati-quotes/411741/3 "2007-07-14T12:14:17Z")
And the point of smilies are? [John from Cincinnati](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_from_Cincinnati) is a TV show on HBO. I think we’ve had enough Whedon quote threads to understand that someone might enjoy another genre. Me, I got none. Just trying to help steer this thread in a good direction for yah’. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2007, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-john-from-cincinnati-quotes/411741/4 "2007-07-14T13:22:14Z")
Well, there’s the obvious response, “No! _I’ve_ got my eye on _you_!” ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2007, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-john-from-cincinnati-quotes/411741/5 "2007-07-14T15:59:29Z")
“The pigs got grandma.” I hear this line was originally in the script for the Deadwood movies, but since [they’re probably never gonna happen](http://www.tvblogger.org/2007/07/deadwood-films-unlikely.html), I guess Milch figured why waste it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ferd\_Burfel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@Ferd\_Burfel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferd_Burfel)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2007, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-john-from-cincinnati-quotes/411741/6 "2007-07-14T21:26:53Z")
“I don’t know, Butchie, instead.” ---
**Author:** ![Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f0a364/32.png) [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rube_E.Tewesday)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2007, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-john-from-cincinnati-quotes/411741/7 "2007-07-14T22:18:43Z")
“My bird told me that we should become friends, despite our dissimilarities.” “He said dissimilarities?” ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2007, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-john-from-cincinnati-quotes/411741/8 "2007-07-14T22:25:37Z")
“I think this is a joke.” ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2007, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-john-from-cincinnati-quotes/411741/9 "2007-07-15T04:22:24Z")
Bone Kai. ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2007, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-john-from-cincinnati-quotes/411741/10 "2007-07-15T04:36:12Z")
“Tits don’t ring a bell.” (I wonder if people who haven’t seen the show think we’re making this up.) ---
**Author:** ![Isosleepy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/isosleepy/32/479_2.png) [@Isosleepy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isosleepy)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2007, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-john-from-cincinnati-quotes/411741/11 "2007-07-15T13:59:58Z")
“Some things I know, some things I don’t” ---
**Author:** ![Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f0a364/32.png) [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rube_E.Tewesday)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2007, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-john-from-cincinnati-quotes/411741/12 "2007-07-15T21:09:26Z")
“That’s a dump a grown man could be proud of”. (Have a feeling I don’t have that one quite right, but what the hell) ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2007, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-john-from-cincinnati-quotes/411741/13 "2007-07-15T21:48:47Z")
You were close! “This is a dump a grown man can be proud of.” [Somebody’s doing transcripts.](http://www.calamitydan.com/protect/john_from_cincinnatti.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f0a364/32.png) [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rube_E.Tewesday)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2007, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-john-from-cincinnati-quotes/411741/14 "2007-07-15T21:59:01Z")
Is this thread evidence that, despite all the grumbling and the WTFs, the show is growing on us. Oh, and “Boning is when you put your joint in my pussy.” ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2007, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-john-from-cincinnati-quotes/411741/15 "2007-07-15T23:48:19Z")
Also possible that this is evidence of nothing else to watch on Sunday night. I’ve heard that tonight’s episode delivers. Not sure **what** gets delivered, but sumthun. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fir\_na\_tine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fir\_na\_tine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fir_na_tine)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-john-from-cincinnati-quotes/411741/16 "2007-07-16T12:07:19Z")
**Kai:** He doesn’t even know what boning means. Maybe I’d have wound up showing him, except my pussy overheated like it was cooking on a George Forman grill. My tits too, like they were in a blast furnace.