# Silly Keira, of course we want to see you naked **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 15, 2007, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132 "2007-05-15T01:57:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/1 "2007-05-15T01:57:29Z")
Keira Knightley recently gave an interview discussing her upcoming movie in which she will be appearing naked with Sienna Miller: _“There are plenty of sex scenes in the book, so the adaptation is true to its source. I think soon, people are going to insist I keep my clothes on! I wouldn’t do anything I didn’t feel completely comfortable with. I suppose I’m very European in my attitude to my body. I’m an actress. I have certain tools. One of them is my body. I don’t mind stripping off occasionally.”_ So, Keira, let me state for the record that I fully support your nudity and I don’t foresee a time when I will insist on you putting clothes on. As far as I’m concerned, you can take your clothes off and do all of your film, televison series, and promotional appearances fully nude. This is especially true in light of your willingness to work naked in conjunction with other nude actresses like Sienna Miller or Scarlett Johansson. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/2 "2007-05-15T02:00:14Z")
What movie, man? I need a title here. ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/3 "2007-05-15T02:03:06Z")
Linkety-linkety link? ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/4 "2007-05-15T02:03:28Z")
I guess I wouldn’t mind seeing my fiancee naked. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/5 "2007-05-15T02:14:08Z")
Sorry, y’all. There was never any more truthful advertising than Keira Knightley in _Dead Man’s Chest_. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/6 "2007-05-15T02:19:27Z")
> [@](#): > > What movie, man? I need a title here. _The Edge of Love_, currently filming for a scheduled 2008 release. > [@](#): > > Linkety-linkety link? Sorry. It’s a paysite and I can’t link to it. But, in what I regard as a shocking breech of journalistic standards, no actual stills of the nude scenes in question were posted anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Delly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Delly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delly)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/7 "2007-05-15T02:20:08Z")
I would imagine the film in question is either [Atonnment](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0783233/) or [Its Only Love](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0819714/) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/8 "2007-05-15T02:25:45Z")
> [@](#): > > There was never any more truthful advertising than Keira Knightley in Dead Man’s Chest. There are no bad breasts. Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley, Jennifer Connelly and Nicole Kidman, Rosario Dawson and Charlize Theron, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Rachael Leigh Cook - truly all breasts are beautiful in my eyes. ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/9 "2007-05-15T02:27:35Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] There are no bad breasts. Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley, Jennifer Connelly and Nicole Kidman, Rosario Dawson and Charlize Theron, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Rachael Leigh Cook - truly all breasts are beautiful in my eyes. [/QUOTE] Word! And I don’t use that type of language often. That is a clear indication of how serious I am. ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/10 "2007-05-15T02:28:02Z")
Found a link: [http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0514knightley-CR.html](http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0514knightley-CR.html) > [@](#): > > Keira Knightley loves stripping off naked in her films. > […] > Keira - who stars in ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End’ alongside Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom - has also criticised the plastic toy figure of her character Elizabeth Swann, saying it bears little resemblance to her boyish figure. > > She said, “It’s nothing like me. She has got (breasts) for a start! I don’t have any (breasts)!” Let us be the judge of that, Ms. Knightley. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/11 "2007-05-15T02:28:45Z")
I agree, **Nemo** , that any breasts are good breasts, but that’s the problem: there are no breasts there. EDIT: I see her own admission has beaten me to the punchline. ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/12 "2007-05-15T02:31:34Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] This is especially true in light of your willingness to work naked in conjunction with other nude actresses like Sienna Miller or Scarlett Johansson. [/QUOTE] I’m sorry, what? Scarlett Johansson has done a nude scene? I’m going to need a title. ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/13 "2007-05-15T02:55:07Z")
Sienna Miller showed her boobs in _Alfie_, oddly shaped boobs with weird looking areola. [QUOTE=Little Nemo] There are no bad breasts. [/QUOTE] To illustrate this claim, examples given are: > [@](#): > > Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley, Jennifer Connelly and Nicole Kidman, Rosario Dawson and Charlize Theron, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Rachael Leigh Cook - truly all breasts are beautiful in my eyes. We’ve covered (or _un_covered) all variety of breasts with this list??? ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/14 "2007-05-15T03:20:31Z")
What’s with all the focus on breasts? Does Kiera Knightley not have a fine booty? Are her hips curvaceous? Are her legs not worth looking at? Heck, I bet her labia are cute, too, and I’m perfectly willing to find out in whatever nude scenes Kiera may choose to participate in. (I hear she has a great personality, too.) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/15 "2007-05-15T03:42:15Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m sorry, what? Scarlett Johansson has done a nude scene? I’m going to need a title. Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson posed nude together for the cover of February 2006 issue of Vanity Fair magazine. (Rachel McAdams was supposed to have been on the cover with them but had to cancel at the last minute.) Obviously, I can’t post a link but it should only take you about a minute to find the image with this information. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/16 "2007-05-15T03:46:21Z")
> [@](#): > > What’s with all the focus on breasts? Does Kiera Knightley not have a fine booty? Are her hips curvaceous? Are her legs not worth looking at? Heck, I bet her labia are cute, too, and I’m perfectly willing to find out in whatever nude scenes Kiera may choose to participate in. It was her breasts that were being disparaged and so it was her breasts I defended. If somebody speaks ill of Keira Knightley’s booty or hips or legs or labia, I will defend those in turn. By flinging myself bodily upon them by choice. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/17 "2007-05-15T03:50:22Z")
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow] Sorry, y’all. There was never any more truthful advertising than Keira Knightley in _Dead Man’s Chest_. [/QUOTE] To each their own. ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/18 "2007-05-15T03:50:29Z")
Celebrity Movie Archive dot com (NSFW, no direct link provided) provides samples of a naked Keira Knightley from four different (already released) films. Her boobs are small, but they’re cute and have personality- they’re way cuter than Sienna Miller’s weird looking boobs. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Hildo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@Johnny\_Hildo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Hildo)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/19 "2007-05-15T07:43:37Z")
Christ, people. Get a hold of yourselves. It’s not like she hasn’t gone naked before. She did in: a) [The Hole](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0242527/) b) [Domino](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0421054/) c) Um, wait a sec, does she get naked in [The Jacket?](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0366627/) That movie was so goddamn worthless I can’t even remember if there was a Keira nude scene or not. Dammit! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/20 "2007-05-15T07:52:53Z")
I just have to see Keira Knightley’s _Hole_😛 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132.md?page=2)