# Silly Keira, of course we want to see you naked **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 15, 2007, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132 "2007-05-15T01:57:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Wallenstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5a626/32.png) [@Wallenstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallenstein)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/21 "2007-05-15T08:14:59Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson posed nude together for the cover of February 2006 issue of Vanity Fair magazine. (Rachel McAdams was supposed to have been on the cover with them but had to cancel at the last minute.) Obviously, I can’t post a link but it should only take you about a minute to find the image with this information. [/QUOTE] I believe Rachel McAdams was unaware it was a nude photoshoot… when they told her their plan, she told them where to stick it, and left in a huff (firing her agent at the same time for presuming she’d be so tacky). ---
**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/22 "2007-05-15T08:24:59Z")
Hmmm, usually I’m too distracted by her funny mouth to think about her lack of cleavage, she looks like she’s chewing gum with dentures a size too big. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/23 "2007-05-15T09:09:48Z")
> [@](#): > > I believe Rachel McAdams was unaware it was a nude photoshoot… when they told her their plan, she told them where to stick it, and left in a huff Surprising. McAdams has appeared nude in films prior to this. One report of her departure implied that she became worried at the last minute about how her body compared to Johansson’s. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/24 "2007-05-15T10:29:05Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] One report of her departure implied that she became worried at the last minute about how her body compared to Johansson’s. [/QUOTE] Poor thing. Sounds like she needs an impartial judge. I volunteer. ---
**Author:** ![zagloba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/977dab/32.png) [@zagloba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zagloba)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/25 "2007-05-15T10:30:54Z")
[QUOTE=e-logic] I believe Rachel McAdams was unaware it was a nude photoshoot… when they told her their plan, she told them where to stick it, and left in a huff [/QUOTE] If they’d offered her more money, she might have stayed a minute and a huff ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/26 "2007-05-15T11:29:38Z")
I confess, I’ve been known to rent some movies just to see the actress naked, no matter how bad the movie is likely to be (Prozac Nation was one of them). Dunno if this will be bad, but if Keira is getting naked, I’ll be renting it. ---
**Author:** ![Clark\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@Clark\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clark_K)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/27 "2007-05-15T13:57:03Z")
I just checked out Keira on Celebrity Movie Archive, and she has _great_ breasts! I won’t go into a lot of detail for fear of sounding like a drooling old pervert. Let me just say that small and perky are two wonderful breast attributes. Now if you want to argue that she’s too thin and bony, I might agree. But, all in all, I agree with the OP – yes, Keira, we want to see you nude. ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/28 "2007-05-15T14:19:48Z")
In the immortal words of the great philosopher Ron White: > [@](#): > > If you’ve seen one woman naked, then… you pretty much wanna see 'em all naked. ---
**Author:** ![FlyingDragonFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c89c15/32.png) [@FlyingDragonFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingDragonFan)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/29 "2007-05-15T15:04:21Z")
[QUOTE=Johnny Hildo] c) Um, wait a sec, does she get naked in [The Jacket?](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0366627/) [/QUOTE] Oh yes. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/30 "2007-05-15T15:35:21Z")
I also checked out Keira’s assets and found them _very_ acceptable. Sienna Miller’s look just dandy to me as well… not sure why everyone is saying they look weird. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/31 "2007-05-15T17:18:35Z")
[QUOTE=bienville] Her boobs are small, but they’re cute and have personality- [/QUOTE] Uh oh. You know that means you just want to “be friends” and not start something serious, right? ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/32 "2007-05-15T21:45:26Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] There are no bad breasts. Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley, Jennifer Connelly and Nicole Kidman, Rosario Dawson and Charlize Theron, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Rachael Leigh Cook - truly all breasts are beautiful in my hands. [/QUOTE] You had a typo. I corrected it for ya. No charge. ---
**Author:** ![brownie55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@brownie55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownie55)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/33 "2007-05-15T22:12:54Z")
Thanks, \*The Jacket \* is, as they say, in my queue. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/34 "2007-05-16T04:16:15Z")
[QUOTE=Terminus Est] Found a link: [http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0514knightley-CR.html](http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0514knightley-CR.html)[Keira Knightley loves stripping off naked in her films. […] Keira - who stars in ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End’ alongside Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom - has also criticised the plastic toy figure of her character Elizabeth Swann, saying it bears little resemblance to her boyish figure. She said, “It’s nothing like me. She has got (breasts) for a start! I don’t have any (breasts)!” [/QUOTE] Wasn’t she also allegedly peeved when they Photoshopped the King Arthur movie poster to make her breasts appear larger? I say more power to her. I love her little boobs. I love everything about her. I was angered by photo of her on the cover of some women’s magazine (_Vogue_, or something similar) in which the makeup artists had painted her up in such a way as to completely obliterate everything that is unique about her face. They made her look exactly like every other woman that appears on the covers of women’s magazines. I wouldn’t have even recognized her had her name not been featured prominently on the cover! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/35 "2007-05-16T04:23:58Z")
I’d pull myself across broken glass on fire with my tounge to see her naked. Owwe! I mean “have sex with her”. Eh, whatever. If I see her naked, I’m “having sex” with her, if you know what I mean… ---
**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132/36 "2007-05-16T04:40:36Z")
Oh well, if I must see her naked, then I must. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silly-keira-of-course-we-want-to-see-you-naked/404132.md?page=1)