# Silver Spoon

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silver-spoon/337572>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [December 29, 2005, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silver-spoon/337572 "2005-12-29T14:55:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2005, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/silver-spoon/337572/1 "2005-12-29T14:55:55Z")

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[SPLORT!!!](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_121.html)  
Quoting Cecil:

> [@](#):
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> Conclusion #2: if you want your condom to inflate when things get shaking, keep the stopper on the alcoholic beverages.

I absolutely did not see that one coming and just nased Diet Coke onto my keyboard.

There is a reason he is The Perfect Master!