# SIMILIES

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/similies/44472>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [December 7, 2000, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/similies/44472 "2000-12-07T14:00:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/similies/44472/1 "2000-12-07T14:00:52Z")

</div>

Is there a list of similies somewhere? The only one’s I can figure out are 🙂 😉 and 😛

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/similies/44472/2 "2000-12-07T14:03:36Z")

</div>

When you post a reply, or a thread, this can be read above the input fields:

> [@](#):
>
> Forum Rules:  
> Who Can Read The Forum? Any registered user or guest.  
> Who Can Post New Topics? Any registered user.  
> Who Can Post Replies? Any registered user.  
> Changes: Messages CANNOT be edited by their author. Messages CANNOT be deleted by their author.  
> Posts: HTML code is Off. [**Smilies**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/index.php?action=showsmilies) are On. vB code is On. [IMG] code is Off.

The word **Smilies** is a link. Click on it, and they’re all there.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/similies/44472/3 "2000-12-07T14:24:24Z")

</div>

Where is the list of metaphors that are allowed on this board? 😉

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![zut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zut/32/2875_2.png) [@zut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zut)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/similies/44472/4 "2000-12-07T16:56:08Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by porcupine \*  
> \*\*Where is the list of metaphors that are allowed on this board? 😉 \*\*

There is no approved list. If anyone says otherwise, that’s a load of crap.

Err… that is, it’s _like_ a load of crap. Dang; I can never keep that straight.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![2cense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/3d9bf3/32.png) [@2cense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2cense)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/similies/44472/5 "2000-12-07T20:26:33Z")

</div>

Click on the blue word “Smilies” in this line on the screen:  
“Posts: HTML code is Off. Smilies are On. vB code is On. [IMG] code is Off.”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/similies/44472/6 "2000-12-08T01:06:08Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by zut \*  
> **There is no approved list. If anyone says otherwise, that’s a load of crap.**

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

–Tim

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/similies/44472/7 "2000-12-08T01:10:06Z")

</div>

I shall now kill you with my bare hands.

::lunges at Oldie::

Hu-UUURKKK Grrraaaaah!

–Tim

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/similies/44472/8 "2000-12-08T02:40:15Z")

</div>

::Whew:: For a second I thought he said **Odie**

Keith

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/similies/44472/9 "2000-12-08T02:56:51Z")

</div>

So **2cense** was banned. I guess now nobody can get the name Uncle Bier. Dang. 😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![zut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zut/32/2875_2.png) [@zut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zut)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/similies/44472/10 "2000-12-08T15:02:49Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Homer \*  
> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

Errrr… Tim? You might want to read my post a _little_ more closely. 'Specially the last line. Whoosh indeed.
