# Simon Cowell dates porn star and other juicy bits

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simon-cowell-dates-porn-star-and-other-juicy-bits/127668>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 9, 2002, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simon-cowell-dates-porn-star-and-other-juicy-bits/127668 "2002-09-09T15:51:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2002, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simon-cowell-dates-porn-star-and-other-juicy-bits/127668/1 "2002-09-09T15:51:54Z")

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Omagawd!  
Here’s some American Idol dish!  
[http://www.pagesix.com/pagesix/47503.htm](http://www.pagesix.com/pagesix/47503.htm)  
:eek:

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**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2002, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simon-cowell-dates-porn-star-and-other-juicy-bits/127668/2 "2002-09-09T16:25:41Z")

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Cowell on his gf’s performance:

“That bj was absoluuuutelyyy patheeetic”

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2002, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simon-cowell-dates-porn-star-and-other-juicy-bits/127668/3 "2002-09-10T00:09:38Z")

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? I thought Cowell was well… a man’s man. Must get my gaydar adjusted.

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2002, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simon-cowell-dates-porn-star-and-other-juicy-bits/127668/4 "2002-09-10T00:32:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by KidCharlemagne \*  
> \*\*Cowell on his gf’s performance:
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> “That bj was absoluuuutelyyy patheeetic” \*\*

_giggle_

And what’s the deal with him hitting on Tamira!?!

Hmmzz

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**Author:** ![WSLer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2002, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simon-cowell-dates-porn-star-and-other-juicy-bits/127668/5 "2002-09-10T02:01:00Z")

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I just found the titles of some of the movies she has appeared in to be fairly funny: _Ally McSqueel, The Really Naked Chef._

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**Author:** ![zen101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c68b51/32.png) [@zen101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zen101)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2002, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simon-cowell-dates-porn-star-and-other-juicy-bits/127668/6 "2002-09-10T07:16:25Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by astro \*  
> \*\*? I thought Cowell was well… a man’s man. Must get my gaydar adjusted. \*\*

British men always screw up my gaydar. For some reason they all come off a bit Greek to me.