# Simon Swears. (Naughty Language)

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simon-swears-naughty-language/206019
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 7, 2003, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simon-swears-naughty-language/206019 "2003-10-07T07:14:25Z")
**Posts on this page:** 6
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### Author: ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2003, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simon-swears-naughty-language/206019/1 "2003-10-07T07:14:25Z")

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[Don’t say I didn’t warn you](http://www.diyjoe.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/simonswears.html).

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### Author: ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2003, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simon-swears-naughty-language/206019/2 "2003-10-07T10:33:48Z")

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_sigh_ I’m a fucking idiot. I kept fucking it up.

😃

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### Author: ![Lady\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f1d935/32.png) [@Lady\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Ice)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2003, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simon-swears-naughty-language/206019/3 "2003-10-07T12:29:14Z")

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That was fucking hilarious. That’s going into my favorite shit list.

Ya bastard!

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### Author: ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simon-swears-naughty-language/206019/4 "2003-10-08T02:36:10Z")

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Holy crap that was fun!

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### Author: ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2003, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simon-swears-naughty-language/206019/5 "2003-10-08T06:42:53Z")

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I really like it when it says “Cunt!”

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### Author: ![Ms\_Macphisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Ms\_Macphisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Macphisto)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2003, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simon-swears-naughty-language/206019/6 "2003-10-08T07:45:55Z")

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That’s entertaining, but the French Canadian version is even better, tabernac!