# Simple football (soccer) game akin to Sensible Soccer?

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 20, 2015, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-football-soccer-game-akin-to-sensible-soccer/725719 "2015-07-20T19:51:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![TwoCarrotSnowman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/twocarrotsnowman/32/15879_2.png) [@TwoCarrotSnowman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoCarrotSnowman)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-football-soccer-game-akin-to-sensible-soccer/725719/1 "2015-07-20T19:51:55Z")

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Hi folks,

I’m hankering to play a really simple, old-school football (oh, all right, soccer…) game. Back in the 90s, there was a game called Sensible Soccer. One button. Directional controls. That was it.

I’m not after photo-realism, complicated gesture-based controls, button-combos or licensed teams. I just want some simple, old-fashioned, unrealistic arcade football. 😃

Potential systems I could play this on are an iPad 3, an Android phone or a Mac running Yosemite (and I can play web-based games of course). If it’s not too demanding a game - and given the requirements, it shouldn’t be - I can probably run it in a Windows VM I have kicking about on the Mac, as well.

All suggestions appreciated!

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**Author:** ![TwoCarrotSnowman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/twocarrotsnowman/32/15879_2.png) [@TwoCarrotSnowman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoCarrotSnowman)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-football-soccer-game-akin-to-sensible-soccer/725719/2 "2015-07-20T19:57:21Z")

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Belay that order!

Turns out that Sensible World of Soccer is available for Mac on [GOG.com](http://GOG.com). Awesome.

See you all in a week or so… 😃

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**Author:** ![Banquet\_Bear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/banquet_bear/32/373_2.png) [@Banquet\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banquet_Bear)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-football-soccer-game-akin-to-sensible-soccer/725719/3 "2015-07-21T06:25:26Z")

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…Sensible Soccer…

Ah, the classics! One of my favourite Sensible titles was Cannon Fodder. [War, never been so much fun.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiYuq6Ac3a0) RIP Jools. ☹

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**Author:** ![TwoCarrotSnowman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/twocarrotsnowman/32/15879_2.png) [@TwoCarrotSnowman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoCarrotSnowman)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-football-soccer-game-akin-to-sensible-soccer/725719/4 "2015-07-21T09:26:33Z")

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> [@Banquet\_Bear](#):
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> …Sensible Soccer…
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> Ah, the classics! One of my favourite Sensible titles was Cannon Fodder. [War, never been so much fun.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiYuq6Ac3a0) RIP Jools. ☹

I never got that far on Cannon Fodder. I found it really tricky. Fun, though.

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-football-soccer-game-akin-to-sensible-soccer/725719/5 "2015-07-21T10:08:33Z")

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I remember this Sensi Soccer/Cannon Fodder mashup fondly:

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> On the Amiga Power Coverdisk 21 one of the demos was Sensible Soccer: England vs Germany, also known as Sensible Soccer Meets Bulldog Blighty.[15] This featured a mode of play that involved replacing players with soldiers from Cannon Fodder, and the ball with a hand grenade. The grenade would randomly begin to flash eventually exploding, killing any nearby players.

from [Sensible Soccer - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sensible_Soccer)

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**Author:** ![Banquet\_Bear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/banquet_bear/32/373_2.png) [@Banquet\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banquet_Bear)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-football-soccer-game-akin-to-sensible-soccer/725719/6 "2015-07-21T10:50:58Z")

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> [@Baron\_Greenback](#):
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> I remember this Sensi Soccer/Cannon Fodder mashup fondly:
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> from [Sensible Soccer - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sensible_Soccer)

…yeah, I got that somewhere around the house! And Amiga Power was simply the best video games magazine around! Corr blimey, this thread is bringing back the memories!

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**Author:** ![TwoCarrotSnowman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/twocarrotsnowman/32/15879_2.png) [@TwoCarrotSnowman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoCarrotSnowman)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-football-soccer-game-akin-to-sensible-soccer/725719/7 "2015-07-21T21:10:03Z")

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So I got Sensible World Of Soccer installed. Instant nostalgia. I remember spending hours with my brother editing the team data so we could have Rebels v Imperials.

Fired it up and the theme tune kicked in - Goal Scoring Superstar Hero. Until that moment, I’d have been prepared to swear that I’d forgotten it, but it came flooding back… a cheesy slice of 90s dance music, with an awesome FMV intro which was basically the developers fooling about on the football pitch - when devs were celebrities amongst PC gamers.

Then I got frustrated at the simplistic controls, but I assume I’ll get better. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-football-soccer-game-akin-to-sensible-soccer/725719/8 "2015-07-21T21:18:46Z")

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> [@TwoCarrotSnowman](#):
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> a cheesy slice of 90s dance music

Ah now, that reminds me about something else I had on the Amiga. Do you remember the [Jesus on E’s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D2JEkcdLNw) demo? 🆒

God knows how they got over half an hour of tunes and visuals onto two floppies.

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2015, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-football-soccer-game-akin-to-sensible-soccer/725719/9 "2015-07-22T07:07:47Z")

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The early CM/FM are available for free download.

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**Author:** ![Asympotically\_fat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47c2d/32.png) [@Asympotically\_fat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asympotically_fat)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2015, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-football-soccer-game-akin-to-sensible-soccer/725719/10 "2015-07-22T17:36:32Z")

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I have SWOS still, though I mainly play the management mode as it is something you can play casually unlike the insanely complicated I’m-not-sure anything-I-do-makes-a-positive-difference-to-my-team’s-performance Football Manager.

In SWOS, a few shrewd buys and optimizing your formation and you can win the European Cup back-to-back with a San Marino club team.

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**Post date:** [July 23, 2015, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-football-soccer-game-akin-to-sensible-soccer/725719/11 "2015-07-23T04:26:58Z")

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> [@Asympotically\_fat](#):
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> I have SWOS still, though I mainly play the management mode as it is something you can play casually unlike the insanely complicated I’m-not-sure anything-I-do-makes-a-positive-difference-to-my-team’s-performance Football Manager.
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> In SWOS, a few shrewd buys and optimizing your formation and you can win the European Cup back-to-back with a San Marino club team.

In the first few Championship/Football Managers you can power through a season in a couple of hours. In the last few FM it takes a few hours just to get through preseason. But it adds to the reality to have an entire world of football simming in the background.
