# Simple Lictus's Suspension - Really?

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**Created:** [November 12, 2012, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-lictuss-suspension-really/640786 "2012-11-12T16:02:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-lictuss-suspension-really/640786/21 "2012-11-12T18:23:07Z")

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This wasn’t for one warning but for a series of warnings. I don’t know why the mods didn’t list them in the announcement. They usually do.

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**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-lictuss-suspension-really/640786/22 "2012-11-12T18:41:06Z")

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> [@Peter\_Morris](#):
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> Can anyone tell me what the ASCII image represented?

It was two people fucking, and was quite large/detailed. True, I have a netbook but I had to scroll to see all of it.

I admit, I was a amused, just for the throwback, but it was definitely something your boss could see over your shoulder and get you in worlds of trouble.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-lictuss-suspension-really/640786/23 "2012-11-12T18:44:36Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> This wasn’t for one warning but for a series of warnings. I don’t know why the mods didn’t list them in the announcement. They usually do.

Pretty sure he was suspended over this warning, otherwise they wouldn’t have suspended him following it, instead of the others. I understand that this warning didn’t exist in a vacuum, but the point was it shouldn’t have existed at all. It’s like suspending someone who has behaved poorly in the past over absolutely nothing one day, arguing it was in part due to a series of bad behaviors. Actually, it’s not like suspending someone for that; it \*is \*suspending someone for that. He didn’t do anything this time. But I told myself I was going to stop bothering with moderator action discussion threads, so I’m going to play with a ball of string now. See you in a month, Linctus!

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-lictuss-suspension-really/640786/24 "2012-11-12T19:15:28Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> I had seen and read the post he quoted and noticed he/she was referring to it…however it seemed to me it clearly wasn’t being made in a light-hearted manner, especially with the word “slut” thrown in (which had nothing to do with what was posted and could be read as an insult).

I admit the use of that word threw me too, when I was just reading the thread. Looked like a hateful, personally insulting post. If that poster and the poster he was quoting had a history, I’d have certainly interpreted it that way.

However, in context, it simply appeared to me to be more of the “negging” - that is, saying negative things about someone in an attempt to lower their self-esteem, so as to fool them into having sex with you - that was being parodied, not seriously aimed.

Unwise posting, obviously. Certainly worthy of a note or caution. My “read” for what it’s worth (probably not much! :D) was that it was not meant to be malicious.

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-lictuss-suspension-really/640786/25 "2012-11-12T19:22:44Z")

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What took so long?

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-lictuss-suspension-really/640786/26 "2012-11-12T20:36:18Z")

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Thought he was being edgy and hip by always pushing everything to the limit, riding on being new and unaware, thought he could dress it up as jokes and satire and somehow, no one would notice.

Colour me not surprised by this development.

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-lictuss-suspension-really/640786/27 "2012-11-12T21:44:15Z")

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Didn’t he send a PM to one of the mods about KatePS, the brief beef peddler? And one of the mods replied that it was one of the most ridiculous PMs they had ever gotten?

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-lictuss-suspension-really/640786/28 "2012-11-12T21:49:18Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> Didn’t he send a PM to one of the mods about KatePS, the brief beef peddler? And one of the mods replied that it was one of the most ridiculous PMs they had ever gotten?

Yes, that was him. He actually posted the contents of the PM he sent Colibri on another board and yes, it was pretty ridiculous.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-lictuss-suspension-really/640786/29 "2012-11-12T21:54:06Z")

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> [@TheChileanBlob](#):
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> Really??? You don’t like the guy so it doesn’t matter if his suspension was justified or not?

I didn’t say it was justified. I see it as just accelerating the inevitable. The guy is set to self-destruct. He’s already had a series of warning, and it’s not like you get “x” number and you’re out-- it’s a judgement call by the mods. I think they are often too lenient.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-lictuss-suspension-really/640786/30 "2012-11-12T22:38:26Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> Didn’t he send a PM to one of the mods about KatePS, the brief beef peddler? And one of the mods replied that it was one of the most ridiculous PMs they had ever gotten?

> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> Yes, that was him. He actually posted the contents of the PM he sent Colibri on another board and yes, it was pretty ridiculous.

[Yes.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15642111&postcount=89)

The PM didn’t figure directly in his suspension, but it was either trolling or seriously stupid.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-lictuss-suspension-really/640786/31 "2012-11-13T01:26:48Z")

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Wait, so he can’t link to any more videos of him eating his nose hairs for a whole month?! I’ll have to go back to watching The Truman Show!

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-lictuss-suspension-really/640786/32 "2012-11-13T01:38:34Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> Wait, so he can’t link to any more videos of him eating his nose hairs for a whole month?! I’ll have to go back to watching The Truman Show!

Wasn’t it his chin hairs he was eating?

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-lictuss-suspension-really/640786/33 "2012-11-13T02:04:29Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> Wasn’t it his chin hairs he was eating?

Possibly in the video, but:

> [@Are stomach hairballs inevitable when eating facial hair?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-stomach-hairballs-inevitable-when-eating-facial-hair/638997/24):
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> I have never experienced any problem from eating my own facial hair. I don’t eat very much at all (I might also note at this point I also eat my nostril hair when it is long)…

> [@I just accidentally ate a pube](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-accidentally-ate-a-pube/629012/1):
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> ```
> **I just accidentally ate a pube**             
> I thought I was eating nostril hair. Truthfully, that's not a good reason, is it?...
> 
> ```

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-lictuss-suspension-really/640786/34 "2012-11-13T02:13:27Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> [Yes.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15642111&postcount=89)
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> The PM didn’t figure directly in his suspension, but it was either trolling or seriously stupid.

Or just plain simple, maybe?

ETA: Hanlon’s Razor.

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**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-lictuss-suspension-really/640786/35 "2012-11-13T03:22:15Z")

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Hi, new kid here, and a little confused. SL gets busted. How do the masses hear of this event? Am I missing the front page? Or, is there a secret handshake?

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-lictuss-suspension-really/640786/36 "2012-11-13T03:25:22Z")

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Look further down on the main page for this forum.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-lictuss-suspension-really/640786/37 "2012-11-13T03:25:45Z")

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> [@harmonicamoon](#):
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> Hi, new kid here, and a little confused. SL gets busted. How do the masses hear of this event? Am I missing the front page? Or, is there a secret handshake?

> **[Simple Linctus suspended for one month.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=672055)**
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> After about four warnings in four months (most recent one being today), Simple Linctus has been suspended for 30 days.

Thread posted.

ETA: what **Twixster** said

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**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-lictuss-suspension-really/640786/38 "2012-11-13T03:50:48Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> Look further down on the main page for this forum.

Ok. Thank you. I normally just click on “New Posts” and apparently I missed the announcement. Learning a bunch from this MB. First thing I learned was: I ain’t real bright. It was a real humbling experience.

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-lictuss-suspension-really/640786/39 "2012-11-13T04:19:14Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> [Yes.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15642111&postcount=89)
> 
> The PM didn’t figure directly in his suspension, but it was either trolling or seriously stupid.

Tease, I thought that was a link to the deliciously stupid PM.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-lictuss-suspension-really/640786/40 "2012-11-13T04:53:41Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Or just plain simple, maybe?
> 
> ETA: Hanlon’s Razor.

Hanlon’s Razor is the main reason he wasn’t suspended sooner.😉

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