simple poll: Is ivan astikov full of sh*t?

I’ve suspected for a while that Ivan is not a real poster, just because every one of his posts a) disagrees with me, and b) finds a way to piss me off, inevitably.

You’ve read them all? Kudos for your diligence, Julius.

Nice! I’m trying to bring back, “disco down” in casual conversation - want to help me with that one?

Lemme hear you use it in a sentence.

I’m with Cat Whisperer - I tend to use rather…colourful language when driving and with Jr. on the way I’ve found it necessary to find something that won’t sound horribly, horribly wrong coming out of a two year old’s mouth. (Not that he’s going to be two when he’s born, but you get my point.)

So far Jive Turkey is winning the day - it’s satisfying to say, and I’ve tested it on both my niece and nephew and there’s no ick factor when they say it.

SUCCESS!! and thank you Nzinga for illustrating this so nicely.

I am interested to know how CW is going to use Disco Down as well - nothing like a bunch of middle aged white women jive talking. (I’m gonna be the coolest suburban soccer mom EVVVVVVVARRRR!!!

Obligatory Link.

Let’s stop with the hijacks and get back on track with the thread’s purpose - spanking ivan. Now disco down, people!

I got my inspiration from the Wild Cherry song, “Play That Funky Music” - “And I decided quickly (Yes I did) To disco down and check out the show.” I figure I’ll use it in examples like, “I have to disco down to the library and return my books today.”

Fine.

ivan is a Jive Turkey who makes me want to punch my cat. I am now going to disco down to the Home Depot and pick up a new tap for my bathtub.

How’s that?

Righteous!

It’s a cultural and public service to burn a disco down.

A. It’s really something to behold.

So does anyone on the board think it’s b, c, or d?

Remind me what they were again.

Wizard!

It’s always c.

We’re going to disco down to Boston Pizza for supper now.

After seeing two or three bits of idiocy in the last couple of days, I’d have to go with A and E.

He certainly presents himself as an extremely credulous woo-woo, someone whose response to everything is “I don’t know so you don’t either”. Since he doesn’t seem to know much, he’s open to every damn fool idea anyone presents.

He also certainly seems to enjoy the attention, but this seems to be at least partly cover for getting himself in more deeply than he intended. Then the “ha, ha, you guys are just as dumb as me for feeding me” defense come out.

No, really. If I am the troll several people are accusing me of being, you guys seriously are either dumber or troll-ier than I am, for feeding my supposedly attention-whoring ego.

Nobody here is troll-ier than thou, Fuckboy.

Plenty of holier than thou types, tho’.