# Simple question, Hairy Porn  or  Shaved Porn ?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-question-hairy-porn-or-shaved-porn/600033>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 18, 2011, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-question-hairy-porn-or-shaved-porn/600033 "2011-10-18T13:40:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Laggard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de053/32.png) [@Laggard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laggard)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-question-hairy-porn-or-shaved-porn/600033/41 "2011-10-18T20:47:10Z")

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I like my women to look like women, not little girls.

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**Author:** ![Laggard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de053/32.png) [@Laggard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laggard)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-question-hairy-porn-or-shaved-porn/600033/42 "2011-10-18T20:55:25Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> I prefer shaved. But maybe it’s because I’m old and grew up on unshaved porn. I can remember when a picture of a shaved woman was very uncommon and therefore seemed extra dirty. .

I can remember when the reason why it seeming extra dirty was because it made the woman look more like a young child. I seemingly remember debates as to how appropriate the attraction to a shaved pubic area was.

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**Author:** ![Trom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@Trom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trom)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-question-hairy-porn-or-shaved-porn/600033/43 "2011-10-18T20:55:37Z")

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> [@Laggard](#):
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> I like my women to look like women, not little girls.

:smack:

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-question-hairy-porn-or-shaved-porn/600033/44 "2011-10-18T21:06:46Z")

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Depends entirely on the guy in question. Some look better shaved, others trimmed. Goes for crotch, chest, pits and face.

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-question-hairy-porn-or-shaved-porn/600033/45 "2011-10-18T21:15:03Z")

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Shaved or closely trimmed.

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-question-hairy-porn-or-shaved-porn/600033/46 "2011-10-18T21:22:08Z")

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> [@Capitaine\_Zombie](#):
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> I prefer with, makes the porn look more real.

> [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> I have to say, hairy porn seems the complete opposite of real to me.

Bingo. I’ve never had a girlfriend who wasn’t completely shaved. I prefer the girls in my porn the same.

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**Author:** ![Ura-Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/51bf81/32.png) [@Ura-Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ura-Maru)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-question-hairy-porn-or-shaved-porn/600033/47 "2011-10-18T21:28:24Z")

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> [@Laggard](#):
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> I can remember when the reason why it seeming extra dirty was because it made the woman look more like a young child. I seemingly remember debates as to how appropriate the attraction to a shaved pubic area was.

Are you stating you believe this, or are you just reminiscing? Because I ‘remember’ debates about porn actresses being forced to perform at gunpoint and those claiming women did not and could not enjoy porn because their sexuality was wired differently. Both of which are absurd in retrospect, and were pretty absurd even at the time. I wouldn’t bring them up without qualification, though as that would imply I was supporting them.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-question-hairy-porn-or-shaved-porn/600033/48 "2011-10-18T21:43:27Z")

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> [@Laggard](#):
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> I can remember when the reason why it seeming extra dirty was because it made the woman look more like a young child. I seemingly remember debates as to how appropriate the attraction to a shaved pubic area was.

No, a woman with shaved pubic hair does not look like a young child. She looks like a woman with shaved public hair.

To avoid NSFW issues, I’ll make my point with this [picture](http://www.popstarsplus.com/images/ArnoldSchwarzeneggerPicture.jpg) of Arnold Schwarzenegger. It appears he shaved off most of his body hair. But does that make him look like a pre-pubescent boy? No. If there were people fantasizing over this picture, it wasn’t because they were imagining Schwarzenegger was twelve years old.

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-question-hairy-porn-or-shaved-porn/600033/49 "2011-10-18T21:50:23Z")

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I prefer women in porn to have a particular value for shaven or unshaven pubic hair.

I will not share what it is, but it is different from your preference. Anyone who disagrees with me is sick. You disgust me.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-question-hairy-porn-or-shaved-porn/600033/50 "2011-10-18T22:50:34Z")

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I agree with **bup** , who disgusts me as well.

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-question-hairy-porn-or-shaved-porn/600033/51 "2011-10-18T23:01:12Z")

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> [@marshmallow](#):
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> Can we at least agree that however utilitarian it may be that a guy shaving himself bald makes men’s already laughable equipment even more hilarious?

No. I dont find penises laughable to begin with nor do I find a shaved crotch to make them so.

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**Author:** ![Carmady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f04885/32.png) [@Carmady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carmady)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-question-hairy-porn-or-shaved-porn/600033/52 "2011-10-18T23:07:20Z")

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Shaved. Why would I want the woman to have less sensation, just to satisfy my hair-lust? I also prefer women with shaved heads like the one in The Fifth Element.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-question-hairy-porn-or-shaved-porn/600033/53 "2011-10-18T23:16:08Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> No, a woman with shaved pubic hair does not look like a young child. She looks like a woman with shaved public hair.

Her vagina, on the other hand, looks like that of a prepubescent girl. It would, in fact, meet the very definition of looking “prepubescent”. Having big boobs or whatever doesn’t change that.

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-question-hairy-porn-or-shaved-porn/600033/54 "2011-10-18T23:18:33Z")

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I prefer my men with every hair they can grow ::points to username::. On the rare occasions that I watch straight porn, I prefer hairy man, hairless woman.

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-question-hairy-porn-or-shaved-porn/600033/55 "2011-10-18T23:28:38Z")

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> [@Jophiel](#):
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> Her vagina, on the other hand, looks like that of a prepubescent girl. It would, in fact, meet the very definition of looking “prepubescent”. Having big boobs or whatever doesn’t change that.

I’m pretty sure her _vagina_ is going to look the same regardless (though perhaps bigger in size then when she was a child). Frankly, if the girl you’re fucking has a hairy _vagina_, there are perhaps bigger issues at play than whether or not she shaves or waxes her _vulva._

Of course, I expect the post pubescent men I sleep with to have a basic knowledge of my anatomy, hairless or not, before I let them touch it. So, there’s always that.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-question-hairy-porn-or-shaved-porn/600033/56 "2011-10-18T23:31:51Z")

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> [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> I’m pretty sure her _vagina_ is going to look the same regardless (though perhaps bigger in size then when she was a child). Frankly, if the girl you’re fucking has a hairy _vagina_, there are perhaps bigger issues at play than whether or not she shaves or waxes her _vulva._
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> Of course, I expect the post pubescent men I sleep with to have a basic knowledge of my anatomy, hairless or not, before I let them touch it. So, there’s always that.

I hope you feel better now after going ape over the use of a common casual term 😃

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-question-hairy-porn-or-shaved-porn/600033/57 "2011-10-18T23:33:59Z")

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> [@Jophiel](#):
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> I hope you feel better now after going ape over the use of a common casual term 😃

You mean _mis_use of a common term. If you want to get all high and mighty about a woman’s crotch to the point of suggesting the men who like it sans hair are pedos, at least have the decency to refer to the correct parts.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-question-hairy-porn-or-shaved-porn/600033/58 "2011-10-18T23:34:07Z")

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Hairless. I like women shaved as smooth as a baby’s…

oops.

That’s it for me then.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-question-hairy-porn-or-shaved-porn/600033/59 "2011-10-18T23:37:17Z")

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> [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> You mean _mis_use of a common term. If you want to get all high and mighty about a woman’s crotch to the point of suggesting the men who like it sans hair are pedos, at least have the decency to refer to the correct parts.

Who’s high and mighty? It looks like that of a girl who hasn’t reached puberty. You know, one of the primary visible characteristics of reaching puberty being the growth of public hair.

Sorry if this bothers you but, hey, go rage over some term some more and swing your anatomy textbook around if that’s what it takes to feel better. Or maybe open it to the chapter on puberty. Whatever gets you through the night.

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**Author:** ![Laggard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de053/32.png) [@Laggard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laggard)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simple-question-hairy-porn-or-shaved-porn/600033/60 "2011-10-18T23:53:40Z")

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> [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> You mean _mis_use of a common term. If you want to get all high and mighty about a woman’s crotch to the point of suggesting the men who like it sans hair are pedos, at least have the decency to refer to the correct parts.

Oh quit being some damn pedantic about a pussy.

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