Thing is, sometimes, it really is a valid answer, because the OP may have hastily ruled it out without considering all factors.
People, generally, really are trying to help, I believe.
Let’s say I choose Christianity as my answer. What would happen?
If I eat crackers in church will they literally turn into Jesus Sushi? Or will it not? Or will it do miraculously do both?
Will God send hurricanes to frighten the underpants off homosexuals? Will She simultaneously approve of gay marriage?
What happened when the Pope decided that babies don’t go to purgatory? Does purgatory exist? Did it ever?
What happens when competing fringe groups have different days for the End of the World? Do Florida and Michigan get to have the fire and Brimstone first, or will they punished for their sins?
Come the End Times, how many of get to be raptured? 144,000? All the millions that the Mormons right down? Just Phred Phelps?
IMO the OP was very, very silly and bears no relationship to anything that could possibly happen in the real world, hence the fanciful answers. Anyone who expected a sensible answer was a little bit foolish.