# Simpsons 11/29: "Rednecks and Broomsticks"

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 30, 2009, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-11-29-rednecks-and-broomsticks/519412 "2009-11-30T01:34:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-11-29-rednecks-and-broomsticks/519412/1 "2009-11-30T01:34:53Z")

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A lot of good gags, but the storyline itself was rather weak. The hillbilly storyline did nothing for me, although I did like the way it ended up explaining the supposed Wiccan spell. The best part for me was the bit with the family in the car and the Bonk-It game, since it was both comedic and showed the family acting like a realistic family (and Homer acting like a moron, something he seems to excel at- “Why do my actions have consequences?”). There were lots of amusing lines and situations (Flanders discovering Lisa is a Wiccan, some of the jokes in the court scene), but the story didn’t really captivate me. Funny, but not great.

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-11-29-rednecks-and-broomsticks/519412/2 "2009-11-30T01:36:55Z")

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I thought it was a slightly below-average episode. Neither the witchcraft plot nor the hillbilly subplot was particularly compelling.

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-11-29-rednecks-and-broomsticks/519412/3 "2009-11-30T04:55:35Z")

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Incidentally, has anybody noticed _The Simpsons_ has been dropping in references to less-than familiar movies the last few seasons? Last year, there was an entire episode that was a homage to \*\*Two for the Road \*\*and in this episode they dropped in references to **Sideways** (the hooch-tasting montage) and the end credits scene from **To Die For** (Lisa ice skating to “Season of the Witch”). I wonder how many viewers got those?

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**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-11-29-rednecks-and-broomsticks/519412/4 "2009-11-30T06:50:09Z")

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> [@NDP](#):
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> and the end credits scene from **To Die For** (Lisa ice skating to “Season of the Witch”). I wonder how many viewers got those?

I noticed that, but couldn’t figure out what it was supposed to mean in the context of the episode, since Lisa isn’t skating over a frozen dead body. Unless they just thought ice skating + witchy song was enough of a similarity…

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-11-29-rednecks-and-broomsticks/519412/5 "2009-11-30T07:02:49Z")

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> [@jackdavinci](#):
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> I noticed that, but couldn’t figure out what it was supposed to mean in the context of the episode, since Lisa isn’t skating over a frozen dead body. Unless they just thought ice skating + witchy song was enough of a similarity…

Well, a submerged Homer did pop out of that hole Lisa’s skates made in the ice at the end. I guess that’s close enough.

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**Author:** ![Lethal\_Babydoll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3be4f8/32.png) [@Lethal\_Babydoll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lethal_Babydoll)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-11-29-rednecks-and-broomsticks/519412/6 "2009-11-30T12:29:06Z")

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I didn’t get the chalkboard gag at the beginning: Teacher unions aren’t ruining the country

Or something like that. Does it mean that Bart likes teachers unions because they make it easy on him? That’s all I could figure, unless it’s just a straight message of support for the unions by the show’s producers, which would seem odd.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-11-29-rednecks-and-broomsticks/519412/7 "2009-11-30T12:34:45Z")

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> [@Lethal\_Babydoll](#):
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> I didn’t get the chalkboard gag at the beginning: Teacher unions aren’t ruining the country
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> Or something like that. Does it mean that Bart likes teachers unions because they make it easy on him? That’s all I could figure, unless it’s just a straight message of support for the unions by the show’s producers, which would seem odd.

I thought the gist of the chalkboard gag is “boy says something naughty in class, teacher makes him write the contrary statement on the board 100 times.”

So in this case, Bart would have said “Teacher unions are ruining the country!” and his teacher would have made him write “Teacher unions aren’t ruining the country!” on the blackboard 100 times.

The “gag” isn’t that Bart is having fun writing something over and over on the board. The gag part is the opposite of what he is writing is what he really said.

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**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-11-29-rednecks-and-broomsticks/519412/8 "2009-11-30T12:45:13Z")

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The episode was all over the place. It had some good jokes, but it felt like at least three writers wrote something and a fourth writer put in some weak storyline to join them together.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-11-29-rednecks-and-broomsticks/519412/9 "2009-11-30T15:47:24Z")

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> [@ZipperJJ](#):
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> I thought the gist of the chalkboard gag is “boy says something naughty in class, teacher makes him write the contrary statement on the board 100 times.”
> 
> So in this case, Bart would have said “Teacher unions are ruining the country!” and his teacher would have made him write “Teacher unions aren’t ruining the country!” on the blackboard 100 times.
> 
> The “gag” isn’t that Bart is having fun writing something over and over on the board. The gag part is the opposite of what he is writing is what he really said.

See, for example, last week’s:

Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving’s ass.  
Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving’s ass.  
Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving’s ass.  
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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-11-29-rednecks-and-broomsticks/519412/10 "2009-11-30T15:58:11Z")

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> [@NDP](#):
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> Incidentally, has anybody noticed _The Simpsons_ has been dropping in references to less-than familiar movies the last few seasons? Last year, there was an entire episode that was a homage to \*\*Two for the Road \*\*and in this episode they dropped in references to **Sideways** (the hooch-tasting montage) and the end credits scene from **To Die For** (Lisa ice skating to “Season of the Witch”). I wonder how many viewers got those?

I got the Sideways reference. Just as I was thinking to myself “is this from Sideways?” Sandra Oh started beating Homer with a bowling ball and that cinched it for me.

It had some funny bits but it wasn’t hilarious. I think the only bit I laughed out loud for in all of the Animation Domination block was the American Dad bit where his boss imagined all his co-workers were cats and one of them pounced on the laser pointer during a meeting.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-11-29-rednecks-and-broomsticks/519412/11 "2009-11-30T17:34:39Z")

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This is the second episode title that has parodied Disney’s Bedknobs and Broomsticks, which is two more times than I’ve ever seen that movie. At least the joke worked this time. Just a year ago, they did “Mypods and Boomsticks.”

I thought Homer and Cletus made a good pair and I got a laugh from some of Cletus’ pals, but to me, this episode didn’t really get going until the last segment. The last act, with the courtroom scene and everything else, was very funny. I laughed very hard at Bart’s line about the path Lisa should take to becoming a witch. Also liked the “let us depart in a manner befitting Wiccans- text your mom to pick us up” and “Wiccanpedia.” I wish they’d gotten there faster but I think it was worth it when they did. (Also this makes two weeks in a row where I called the ending. Oh well.)

> [@mobo85](#):
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> The best part for me was the bit with the family in the car and the Bonk-It game, since it was both comedic and showed the family acting like a realistic family (and Homer acting like a moron, something he seems to excel at- “Why do my actions have consequences?”).

That was a good slice of life.

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**Author:** ![Lethal\_Babydoll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3be4f8/32.png) [@Lethal\_Babydoll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lethal_Babydoll)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-11-29-rednecks-and-broomsticks/519412/12 "2009-11-30T17:42:59Z")

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> [@ZipperJJ](#):
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> I thought the gist of the chalkboard gag is “boy says something naughty in class, teacher makes him write the contrary statement on the board 100 times.”

Thanks for clearing that up. I get it now.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-11-29-rednecks-and-broomsticks/519412/13 "2009-11-30T19:50:11Z")

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No mention of Bambi yet?

I thought that was the best part of the episode.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-11-29-rednecks-and-broomsticks/519412/14 "2009-11-30T20:32:33Z")

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I thought it was a pretty good episode. I feel that I should have called the ending but I didn’t even think about it. I started laughing at the Bambi bit until the deer got launched. I hope my kids aren’t scarred for life from that.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-11-29-rednecks-and-broomsticks/519412/15 "2009-11-30T22:05:03Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Also liked the “let us depart in a manner befitting Wiccans- text your mom to pick us up” and “Wiccanpedia.”

Bah–they stole that from [me!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11253799&postcount=142)

“Don’t dip those wiccans!”

And that goat was totally guilty.

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-11-29-rednecks-and-broomsticks/519412/16 "2009-11-30T23:37:53Z")

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Selections on Wiccapedia:

Spells: seriously, these work, 30,000+ articles  
Curses: foiled again, 24,000+ articles  
Brooms: traditional wood vs. modern graphite, 1,200+ articles  
Anti-Acne Spells: Sorry, these don’t work, 350+ articles  
Potions: made-from-scratch or straight from the freezer, 15,000+ articles  
Familiars: wolf, cat, ferret – will they eat you when you die?, 4,400+ articles  
Dating: share your stories, 0 articles  
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The greatest show in history, 2,500,000,000+ articles

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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-11-29-rednecks-and-broomsticks/519412/17 "2009-11-30T23:39:29Z")

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I loved the text on the screen of **Wiccanpedia** … various categories of things had 3 or 4 thousand articles, then there were 2 million for Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-11-29-rednecks-and-broomsticks/519412/18 "2009-11-30T23:47:06Z")

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I blew the joke by calling it Wicca_n_pedia. Doesn’t work with the n in there. Anyway those are some great freeze frame jokes.

I was trying to figure out why the hell Neve Campbell guest starred, and then I just remembered she was in The Craft. That’s a pretty clever piece of casting.

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**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-11-29-rednecks-and-broomsticks/519412/19 "2009-12-01T13:47:00Z")

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Flanders’ son said Lisa was using a Dell computer, but Lisa clearly uses a Mac.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-11-29-rednecks-and-broomsticks/519412/20 "2009-12-02T05:42:04Z")

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This one looks better on second viewing because there are some more good jokes in the beginning that didn’t hit home the first time through. There’s Bambi, Homer apparently telling the kids they are going to Hell, the faux pas pun, and the country bear jamboree, to name a couple. And I’m still inordinately amused by the bearded redneck who’s always wearing a flannel shirt and suspenders.

Cletus is still a yokel but he’s much less of a moron than usual in this episode, maybe because he spends most of it talking about something he knows. That worked for me. Where it does get a little slow is the exposition on Wicca. That seemed like stuff Lisa would already know, so I didn’t completely buy her attitude toward the girls.
