# Simpsons Didn't Do It! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 21, 2004, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216 "2004-07-21T18:18:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/1 "2004-07-21T18:18:48Z")
Is there anything the Simpsons hasn’t covered yet. I can only think of two: -a rape -going to Antartica (though Homer did have an encounter with the battleship of the Antarticans) ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/2 "2004-07-21T18:25:55Z")
Homer was raped by a Panda when he was humiliating himself for Burns’ money. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/3 "2004-07-21T18:27:53Z")
Bart did call the Antarctic to find out which way the water in the toilet spun while going down. ---
**Author:** ![Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kel_Varnsen_Latex_Division)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/4 "2004-07-21T18:30:06Z")
I don’t recall any E-stim. ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/5 "2004-07-21T18:33:51Z")
> [@adam yax](#): > > Bart did call the Antarctic to find out which way the water in the toilet spun while going down. Wasn’t that Australia? The Simpsons have not dealt with having Homer doing something stupid 😃 ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/6 "2004-07-21T18:35:13Z")
E-stim? I’m torn between being ashamed and afraid to ask. I’m leaning toward afraid, though. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/7 "2004-07-21T18:35:35Z")
Don’t think the Simpson have done the [Goreans.](http://www.pantheus.com/TGV.shtml) Hasn’t done the [Extropians,](http://www.extropy.org/) and I’m pretty sure Professor Frink would be a member. Now, Matt, I know you’re fresh out of ideas, but fishing for them on public message boards is just sad. Offer me some coin, I might give you a hand. ---
**Author:** ![Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kel_Varnsen_Latex_Division)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/8 "2004-07-21T18:36:12Z")
He called both. He called other places, too. ---
**Author:** ![Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kel_Varnsen_Latex_Division)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/9 "2004-07-21T18:38:56Z")
> [@UrbanChic](#): > > E-stim? I’m torn between being ashamed and afraid to ask. I’m leaning toward afraid, though. > [@](#): > > Electro-stimulation: The derivation of sexual pleasure through the administration of electric shocks to the genitals and anus. Not for the faint of heart. (Or Iraqi prisoners either, Mr. President.) Also known as “e-stim.” [http://www.thestranger.com/2004-06-17/savage.html](http://www.thestranger.com/2004-06-17/savage.html) ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/10 "2004-07-21T18:44:55Z")
How about onanism? I can’t recall ever seeing any Simpson’s characters, er… umm… You know… … engaged in self-gratification. Now, there was a scene on “King of the Hill” that comes to mind… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kel_Varnsen_Latex_Division)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/11 "2004-07-21T18:48:00Z")
> [@bughunter](#): > > How about onanism? I can’t recall ever seeing any Simpson’s characters, er… umm… > > You know… > > … engaged in self-gratification. > > Now, there was a scene on “King of the Hill” that comes to mind… 😃 What do you think Barney was doing at the sperm bank? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/12 "2004-07-21T18:57:24Z")
“The Simpsons are going to Delaware!” “I want to see a screen door factory!” Ah, but they never managed to make it there, now did they? Ah HA! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/13 "2004-07-21T18:58:26Z")
> [@UrbanChic](#): > > E-stim? I’m torn between being ashamed and afraid to ask. I’m leaning toward afraid, though. Looks like you made the right choice. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/14 "2004-07-21T19:04:02Z")
> [@Kel Varnsen - Latex Division](#): > > I don’t recall any E-stim. Actually, in “I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot” - the episode where Homer disguises himself as a fighting robot because he couldn’t build one for Bart - Homer says that the end that the “Go” button ‘sent a small electrical shock through my colon.’ “Why?” asks Bart. ‘To keep me focused.’ ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/15 "2004-07-21T19:14:06Z")
> [@bughunter](#): > > How about onanism? I can’t recall ever seeing any Simpson’s characters, er… umm… > > You know… > > … engaged in self-gratification. In the episode where Maude Flanders dies, Homer took Ned to a video dating place. There was a “one-nighter” table, and Comic Book Guy was taking all the tapes: “The table is spoken for!” When asked if he was going to call all those women, he said “No, the tapes will be adequate…” I think onanism is strongly implied here… ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/16 "2004-07-21T19:20:17Z")
Have they done one where a character is posting on an internet forum? ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/17 "2004-07-21T19:24:47Z")
How about World Domination? Burns only wanted Springfield under his thumb. How about Hank Scorpio? I don’t remember what his end game was. ---
**Author:** ![Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kel_Varnsen_Latex_Division)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/18 "2004-07-21T19:25:44Z")
Yes. ---
**Author:** ![Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kel_Varnsen_Latex_Division)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/19 "2004-07-21T19:26:52Z")
My yes was in response to internet posting. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/20 "2004-07-21T19:27:19Z")
> [@PussyCow](#): > > Have they done one where a character is posting on an internet forum? The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie show: (the episode where Homer becomes the voice of Itchy and Scratchy’s canine pal Poochie) Comic Book Guy says “Last night’s Itchy and Scratchy was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured I was on the internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world.” **adam yax** , at the end of the episode we learn that Scorpio has taken over the East Coast of the USA. Where he goes from there, who can say? 😉 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216.md?page=2)