# Simpsons Didn't Do It!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 21, 2004, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216 "2004-07-21T18:18:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/21 "2004-07-21T19:31:17Z")

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> [@PussyCow](#):
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> Have they done one where a character is posting on an internet forum?

Yes, they have. Worst. Episode. EVER.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/22 "2004-07-21T19:32:02Z")

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> [@PussyCow](#):
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> Have they done one where a character is posting on an internet forum?

Yes, Comic Book Guy posted on “alt.geek.obsessive” (or something like that) to find out who was going to play “Radioactive Man” in the movie.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/23 "2004-07-21T19:56:52Z")

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And of course Homer had his own website, initially a collection of stuff ripped off other sites, then a gossip page that gets him and the family banished to The Village.

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**Author:** ![yellowcakesolid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/cdc98d/32.png) [@yellowcakesolid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowcakesolid)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/24 "2004-07-21T19:57:51Z")

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There is the case of mistaken sexual assault when Homer grabs the Gummy di Milo off the babysitter’s rear end.

The two space aliens, Kang and Kudos, try to take over the world. The episode I remember is when they pose as presidential candidates.

I haven’t seen a nun with a spear through her head. What’s black, white, and red and gets stuck in revolving doors…

On a serious note, I don’t think I’ve seen anyone shooting pool. I know Moe’s has a pool table, but I don’t remember seeing people play. I’m guessing someone can correct me, though.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/25 "2004-07-21T19:58:58Z")

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Don’t forget the “Mr. X” episode where Homer posts all the town’s secrets on a website.

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/26 "2004-07-21T20:17:43Z")

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Have they done [Geocaching](http://www.geocaching.com/)?

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/27 "2004-07-21T20:31:12Z")

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I don’t think so.

Have they done mail-order brides?

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**Author:** ![badomen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c2a13f/32.png) [@badomen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badomen)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/28 "2004-07-21T20:34:59Z")

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> [@yellowcakesolid](#):
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> On a serious note, I don’t think I’ve seen anyone shooting pool. I know Moe’s has a pool table, but I don’t remember seeing people play. I’m guessing someone can correct me, though.

The episode which contains Mr Burns’s long lost son (played by Rodney Dangerfield) - Burns and Smithers are in his rail car playing pool - Mr. Burns takes a shot just as the train hits the brakes and all the balls end up in the pockets at the opposite end of the table from him.

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**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/29 "2004-07-21T20:45:15Z")

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I don’t think they’ve done a time machine travel forward to Futurama (yet).

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**Author:** ![Volta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ce73a5/32.png) [@Volta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Volta)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/30 "2004-07-21T20:47:17Z")

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There’s also the episode with Homer and the Stonecutters. Homer, the Chosen One, shoots all the balls into a hole in one try, but his end of the pool table is jacked up high.

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/31 "2004-07-21T21:20:46Z")

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What about an episode where Ned Flanders is caught performing auto-erotic asphixia?

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**Author:** ![Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kel_Varnsen_Latex_Division)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/32 "2004-07-21T21:27:32Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> I don’t think so.
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> Have they done mail-order brides?

They had a mail-order husband.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/33 "2004-07-21T21:39:11Z")

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Have they done a Star Wars spoof? And not just CBG dressed up as someone.

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/34 "2004-07-21T21:44:57Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> Have they done a Star Wars spoof? And not just CBG dressed up as someone.

Homer did act as Mark Hamill’s security.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/35 "2004-07-21T22:00:51Z")

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Have they done a looting, burning, pillaging barbarian horde?

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**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/36 "2004-07-21T22:02:38Z")

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Furries.

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/37 "2004-07-21T22:04:23Z")

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> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#):
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> Have they done a looting, burning, pillaging barbarian horde?

When Burns shut down the power plant the city went into rioting and looting mode, instantly.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/38 "2004-07-21T22:07:23Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> Have they done a Star Wars spoof? And not just CBG dressed up as someone.

They also did a savaging of Lucas with _Cosmic Wars_.

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**Author:** ![xvxdarkknightxvx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/34f0e0/32.png) [@xvxdarkknightxvx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xvxdarkknightxvx)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/39 "2004-07-21T22:13:02Z")

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> [@Tuckerfan](#):
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> They also did a savaging of Lucas with _Cosmic Wars_.

Have they had Spider-Man guest appear? I know Family Guy had him. “Everybody gets one!” 😃

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/40 "2004-07-21T22:18:42Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> Have they done a Star Wars spoof? And not just CBG dressed up as someone.

Well, there was the episode not too long ago where they ripped on George Lucus and episode 1 pretty hard. The movie they were watching obviously wasn’t Episode 1, but of course, there was no doubt in anybody’s mind.

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