# Simpsons Didn't Do It!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 21, 2004, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216 "2004-07-21T18:18:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/121 "2004-08-09T14:35:54Z")

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> [@Rilchiam](#):
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> Nitpick: That was not an accident. A gay advocacy group tampered with the dolls, and IIRC, it was G.I. Joes who were given Barbie’s voice.

Nitpick Nitpick:  
It was BLO, [Barbie Liberation Organization](http://www.rtmark.com/bloscript.html)

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> CNN  
> A secret society called the BLO is single-handedly trying to change the image of the Barbie Doll. Now, BLO stands for the Barbie Liberation Organization and its members claim they have switched the voice boxes on 3000 Barbie’s and gi Joes this holiday SEASON. as a result, some kids may have Barbies that say “dead men tell no lies” and GI Joes that ask, 'Want to go shopping?" The BLO says the dolls reinforce gender-stereotypes. Hasbro, the company that makes the GI Joes, calls the BLO’s tactics 'ridiculous" Barbie’s maker Mattel says its received no complaints at all.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/122 "2004-08-09T21:37:37Z")

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> [@stpauler](#):
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> Nitpick Nitpick:  
> It was BLO, [Barbie Liberation Organization](http://www.rtmark.com/bloscript.html)

Okay, thanks! Now I know.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/123 "2004-08-09T21:46:26Z")

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> [@Rilchiam](#):
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> Okay, thanks! Now I know.

And knowing is half the battle.

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**Author:** ![Khadro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Khadro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadro)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/124 "2004-08-10T01:02:41Z")

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So Barbie was brought down by a BLO job, eh?

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/125 "2004-08-10T07:18:03Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> They’ve also made fun of the WNBA, if I remember right.

Yes, Bart and Lisa attended a game which featured the Los Angeles Sparks’ Lisa Leslie, who voiced the role herself.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/126 "2004-08-10T21:03:37Z")

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Have they ever shown Carl’s wife? (On the episode where they take the bus to the Superbowl, Carl mentions it’s his wedding anniversary.)

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/127 "2004-08-10T21:55:13Z")

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How about Bart taking the cherry filling out of chocolate covered cherries and replacing it with rotting mayonnaise?

Have any of the major simpsons characters gotten fast-food jobs?

A hanging?

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/128 "2004-08-10T22:11:43Z")

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> [@chaoticdonkey](#):
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> Have any of the major simpsons characters gotten fast-food jobs?

Homer did work at the Kwik-E-Mart for one episode.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/129 "2004-08-10T23:19:54Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Homer did work at the Kwik-E-Mart for one episode.

And Grandpa Simpson worked at a Krusty Burger once.

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/130 "2004-08-10T23:49:09Z")

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As for the Futurama thing…I seem to recall Groening saying that in the Futurama universe, _The Simpsons_ is still on the air.

That, and when Bender pulled the string on the Bart Simpson doll, it said “Eat My Shorts,” not “I Didn’t Do It!”

And, of course, the fact that the Simpsons characters on Futurama are still canary yellow, not pink.

And I don’t think the Simpsons have featured…

-Abortion.  
-The successful suicide of a major character.  
-Homer selling someone into white slavery.

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**Author:** ![NotBob13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e19b73/32.png) [@NotBob13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotBob13)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/131 "2004-08-11T00:01:35Z")

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> [@xvxdarkknightxvx](#):
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> Nope, that was the singular time it happened. That’s what made it so funny. 🙂

There is also a fourth wall joke here. If a Marvel comic’s sales slip, or if it is a new comic that needs a readership “shot in the arm” spidey will often show up for a guest appearance, to get sales up. Spidey seems to be everywhere sometimes. Hence the “everybody gets him” line.

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**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/132 "2004-08-11T00:12:51Z")

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Hmmm… I haven’t kept up with the last two or three seasons… every time I tune in I’m left wondering why I bothered. The reruns are much better.

But how about:

- [Trepanation](http://skepdic.com/trepanation.html)?
- [The Hollow Earth Society](http://www.skepdic.com/hollowearth.html)?
- The Church of Scientology?
- Kegel Exercises?
- Snowball II or Santa’s Little Helper talking?

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/133 "2004-08-11T00:18:41Z")

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> [@Tuckerfan](#):
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> And Grandpa Simpson worked at a Krusty Burger once.

And when Homer moved out while Marge was pregnant with Bart, he worked at Krusty Burger.

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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/134 "2004-08-11T00:27:56Z")

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> [@RandMcnally](#):
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> And when Homer moved out while Marge was pregnant with Bart, he worked at Krusty Burger.

I’ve got two and a half words for you: Gulp ‘n’ Blow

> [@bughunter](#):
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> - Snowball II or Santa’s Little Helper talking?

In one episode (I think the one where the get Laddie the wonder dog) Snowball II and SLH do increasingly amazing things to get their attention, culminating in saying “We Love You”.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/135 "2004-08-11T00:31:13Z")

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> [@RandMcnally](#):
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> And when Homer moved out while Marge was pregnant with Bart, he worked at Krusty Burger.

And when Marge and Homer first started dating, Marge was a carhop at a drive in.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-didnt-do-it/256216/136 "2004-08-11T06:13:22Z")

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Okay…

Has there been a _Being John Malkovich_ parody?

Has anyone eaten a whole jeep piece by piece?

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