# Simpsons fans: Could you do Yeardley Smith?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 3, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-fans-could-you-do-yeardley-smith/172791 "2003-05-03T03:45:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-fans-could-you-do-yeardley-smith/172791/21 "2003-05-03T15:58:29Z")

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Not only are you mistaken, **Shalmanese** , but that’s not a spoiler either. It’s been common knowledge for over 14 years.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-fans-could-you-do-yeardley-smith/172791/22 "2003-05-03T16:15:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by QueerGeekGirl \*  
> \*\*Thank you! I just snatched one up from Ye Olde Monolith amazon dot com. \*\*

The number of her voice amimation credits is impressive. I had no idea she did Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Todd Flanders, Ralph Wiggum and Kearney on the Simpsons.  
[Here’s a list from her homepage](http://www.thenancyshow.com/animation.html). Plus here’s a [great audio link](http://www.thenancyshow.com/sound/nelson_muntz.mp3) for some SDMB responses.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-fans-could-you-do-yeardley-smith/172791/23 "2003-05-03T16:20:13Z")

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I thought she was cute on Herman’s Head. What would be wrong with doing her?

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-fans-could-you-do-yeardley-smith/172791/24 "2003-05-03T17:01:36Z")

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A couple of Yeardley Smith trivia items.

Her real name is Martha Smith. Yeardley is her middle name.

When she first auditioned for the Simpsons, she read for the role of Bart.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-fans-could-you-do-yeardley-smith/172791/25 "2003-05-03T19:36:33Z")

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Does anyone else remember seeing her on the first “Mathnet” series on the old Square One TV show? She was the little girl that befriended the kidnapped gorilla that had begun robbing stores. She was, like, 10 or 11 at the time, and already sounded just like Lisa.

What? Why are you looking at me like that?

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**Author:** ![Payton\_s\_Servant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@Payton\_s\_Servant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payton_s_Servant)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-fans-could-you-do-yeardley-smith/172791/26 "2003-05-03T21:53:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Hayduke Lives!! \*  
> \*\*How many of you are sick enough to give her a twirl? \*\*

How many people are sick enough to give you a twirl, Hayduke?

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-fans-could-you-do-yeardley-smith/172791/27 "2003-05-03T22:06:00Z")

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Oh, dear . . . I thought that was one of the _worst_ show-biz memoirs I have ever read–barely got through it. Cloying, too sweet, every celebrity is “wooonderful” and “cuuute.” No good “backstage” details about the cast or crew, or how the show is put together–can _not_ recommend it at all. Really needed a ghostwriter and better editor.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-fans-could-you-do-yeardley-smith/172791/28 "2003-05-03T22:24:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Payton’s Servant \*  
> \*\*How many people are sick enough to give you a twirl, Hayduke? \*\*

That was uncalled for.

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**Author:** ![Quack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e99b99/32.png) [@Quack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quack)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-fans-could-you-do-yeardley-smith/172791/29 "2003-05-04T00:37:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Miller \*  
> \*\*That was uncalled for. \*\*

Yes, it was uncalled for. But still funny.

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**Author:** ![Payton\_s\_Servant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@Payton\_s\_Servant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payton_s_Servant)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-fans-could-you-do-yeardley-smith/172791/30 "2003-05-04T01:51:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Miller \*  
> \*\*That was uncalled for. \*\*

Oh really?

I was just rephrasing **exactly** what Hayduke said about Yeardley Smith.

How would you like if Hayduke had said, "_How many people are sick enough to give Miller a twirl?"_

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-fans-could-you-do-yeardley-smith/172791/31 "2003-05-04T02:01:22Z")

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Smeghead, I SOOO remember that! I’m OOOOLD!!!

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-fans-could-you-do-yeardley-smith/172791/32 "2003-05-04T04:06:22Z")

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Yeah, but Yeardley Smith isn’t on the SDMB. Personal insults belong in the Pit.

And I have to see the context of **Hayduke** ’s hypothetical quote before I could tell you how I’d respond. Generally, no one is more willing to mock my pathetic sex life than I am, so odds are I’d cut him a fair bit of slack.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-fans-could-you-do-yeardley-smith/172791/33 "2003-05-04T11:10:03Z")

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IIRC, Yeardley Smith also played the checkout girl Daniel Stern knocked up in _City Slickers_.  
Yep, she’s cute–I’d “give her a twirl.”

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**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-fans-could-you-do-yeardley-smith/172791/34 "2003-05-04T11:22:11Z")

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She was also the panicky newlywed in Maximum Overdrive

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**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-fans-could-you-do-yeardley-smith/172791/35 "2003-05-04T14:58:12Z")

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All I have to say was that MathNet was awesome.

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**Author:** ![Hayduke\_Lives](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Hayduke\_Lives](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hayduke_Lives)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-fans-could-you-do-yeardley-smith/172791/36 "2003-05-04T18:40:59Z")

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Christ Allmighty! My OP had to do with having sex with the voice of Lisa Simpson simply _BECAUSE_ it was Lisa Simpsons voice moaning and groaning. Not really a slur against Yeardly herself. (but what exatly kind of name is Yeardly?). Some of you look waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much into posts and are looking for something to offend you, if you ask me anyway!  
**Payton’s Servant** , Why the\_\_\_\_\_ are you trying to turn my otherwise lightharted thread into a PIT item? Lighten up, eh?

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-fans-could-you-do-yeardley-smith/172791/37 "2003-05-04T20:50:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Hayduke Lives!! \*  
> (but what exatly kind of name is Yeardly?)

It’ll be updated when the U.S. goes metric.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-fans-could-you-do-yeardley-smith/172791/38 "2003-05-04T21:21:18Z")

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What’ll her name be then? Metely?

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