# Simpsons Finale #1 (spoilers)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-finale-1-spoilers/176143>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 19, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-finale-1-spoilers/176143 "2003-05-19T00:26:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-finale-1-spoilers/176143/1 "2003-05-19T00:26:12Z")

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Milhouse: Well Bart, I guess we learned that war is not the answer.  
Bart: Except for all of America’s problems  
Milhouse: Amen

:eek:

😃

Otherwise pretty weak…except for the shot at SouthPark in the beginning.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Cheatem_Undhow)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-finale-1-spoilers/176143/2 "2003-05-19T01:14:14Z")

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Having missed the first part of this ep…what was the shot at South Park?

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**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-finale-1-spoilers/176143/3 "2003-05-19T02:28:51Z")

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_Bart and Milhouse sitting on the couch watching TV_

Announcer: Next on Comedy Central, an all new South Park.  
Milhouse: I hear those kids’ voices are done by grown-ups. Ok, so that is a shot at themselves  
Bart: Hey, there’s nothing wrong with that. I just wonder how that keep it so fresh after 43 episodes.

_Cut to TV, South Park characters_

South Park Kid (I don’t know their names): I can’t believe we paid to see a band with Steve Guttenburg, Calista Flockhart and Barney the Crippled Robot.  
Barney the Crippled Robot: Look who’s in my fart. OJ.

_farts out a cloud that turns into OJ Simpson_

OJ: I’m going to kill you all.

_OJ slices off the head of Barney the Crippled Robot, Steve Guttenburg and Calista Flockhart_

Bart and Milhouse _dancing in a circle_: Cartoon violence! Cartoon Violence!

OJ _holding up South Park kid’s head on a knife_: Now I’m going to find the real killer.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-finale-1-spoilers/176143/4 "2003-05-19T03:03:08Z")

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> Barney the Crippled Robot.

I believe that was “a farting crippled robot.”

I thought it was pretty good even though we’ve already seen Bart do the youth group thing. I liked how there was a corresponding kid in each youth group and how that was extended in the big fight scene to having “natural” pairs of antagonists going at each other.

I do wonder how Sideshow Mel finally got the gum out of his hair…

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**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-finale-1-spoilers/176143/5 "2003-05-19T03:07:51Z")

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That sounds like a lame shot at South Park.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-finale-1-spoilers/176143/6 "2003-05-19T03:43:24Z")

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I thought it was “Stinky the Crippled Robot.”
