# Simpsons Jeopardy
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [April 17, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351 "2003-04-17T16:52:43Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/1 "2003-04-17T16:52:43Z")
I’m going to give this a try, I’ll give the answer, you supply the question, then give a new answer…
**Purple Monkey Dishwasher**
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### Author:  [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/2 "2003-04-17T17:00:47Z")
What is the extra “remark” that Skinner supposedly added when he said that the teachers didn’t have the guts to strike.
Next…
**Cornelius Talmadge**
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### Author:  [@5-HT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5-HT)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/3 "2003-04-17T17:12:28Z")
Who is the guy who was supposed to be at the retirement home, but had his spot taken by Homer when Cornelius went off on a bit of a bender.
next
**764-8497**
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### Author:  [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/4 "2003-04-17T17:34:53Z")
What is a phone number that is 60 numbers off of the phone number for Moe’s bar?
The actual number is 764-8437, which is reached when Mr. Burns erroneously thinks he can reach a vacationing Smither by phone by dialing his last name.
SMITHERS
7648437(7)
**Roweena, William F. George, Drederick Tatum, and Mr. Boswell**
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### Author:  [@G-Unit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G-Unit)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/5 "2003-04-17T17:37:49Z")
Who are the opponents Homer fought when he was a boxer?
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### Author:  [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/6 "2003-04-17T18:37:54Z")
That’d be a negative
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### Author:  [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/7 "2003-04-17T18:40:41Z")
Who are the little Miss Springfield judges?
**And a Hell of a’ Lotta Stars!**
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### Author:  [@NYR407](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NYR407)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2003, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/8 "2003-04-17T18:46:02Z")
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> \*Originally posted by watsonwil \*
> **And a Hell of a’ Lotta Stars!** \*\*
What is the ending to Nelson Munz’s patriotic poem (when Lisa goes to Washington).
\*\* "I understood everything except _Catface"_\*
\*pronunciation/spelling may differ as I did not try to look this up on any Simpson websites"
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### Author:  [@Madawc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madawc)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/9 "2003-04-17T18:56:00Z")
What is the ending to Nelson’s essay for a reader’s digest competition?
**Daddy (voiced by Liz Taylor)**
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### Author:  [@Madawc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madawc)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/10 "2003-04-17T18:57:34Z")
What is what Bart says to the store security guard after he gets caught stealing a video game?
**Daddy (voiced by Liz Taylor**
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### Author:  [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/11 "2003-04-17T19:01:12Z")
What is Maggie’s first word?
And continuing my trend of 4 person answers:
**Luigi, Cap’n McAllister, Cletus, Groundskeeper Willie**
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### Author:  [@Short\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Short_Guy)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/12 "2003-04-17T19:02:32Z")
What are Maggie’s first (and only) words?
**The Thompsons**
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### Author:  [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/13 "2003-04-17T19:07:17Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Mullinator \*
> **Luigi, Cap’n McAllister, Cletus, Groundskeeper Willie** \*\*
Who makes up **The Stereotypes** bowling team.
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> **The Thompsons**
What was the name given to the Simpsons by the Witness Protection Program?
**This “mediocre” Isotopes slugger hit the home run that created the legend of "Dancin’ Homer"**
And the end of Nelson’s essay was so great I wanted to share it here
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> So burn that flag if you must! But before you do, you’d better burn a few other things! You’d better burn your shirt and your pants! Be sure to burn your TV and car! Oh yeah, and don’t forget to burn your house! Because none of those things would exist without six white stripes, seven red stripes, and a helluva lot of stars!!
Pash
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### Author:  [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/14 "2003-04-17T19:11:46Z")
The Thompsons were their WRP name
Those four characters were the Stereoype Bowling Team.
And I believe it was “Catfish”.
**Jimmy Carter is Passed Out on the Couch!**
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### Author:  [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/15 "2003-04-17T19:13:52Z")
Not only was I scooped, I didn’t offer my answer in form of a question.
FOR SHAME!
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### Author:  [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/16 "2003-04-17T19:29:05Z")
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> FOR SHAME!
What is a phrase Abe Simpson writes in a letter to Modern Bride magazine?
What is a phrase Homer uses to cast shame upon a Japanese game show audience?
What is a phrase Stephen Hawking uses to cast shame upon Mensa?
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### Author:  [@Madawc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madawc)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/17 "2003-04-17T19:29:53Z")
lol, u need to repeat your respose in a form of a question… wait time ran out. It’s a one minute per post thing isn’t it?
You’re in the red for 3 questions. Make up for that by getting 3 correct. hehe
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### Author:  [@criminalcatalog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminalcatalog)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/18 "2003-04-17T19:40:56Z")
well, this OP sure got tweaked
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### Author:  [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/19 "2003-04-17T20:46:33Z")
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> “I understood everything except \*Catface”
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> And I believe it was “Catfish”
Good Grief, has _nobody_ ever heard of the word,\*\* [Capeesh](http://www.geocities.com/uncleteo5/ExpressionsC.htm)\*\*???
As for me, by the end of the day today, I will stop this thread cold with an Answer that even the die hardest Simpsons fan won’t get.
Bet on it. 😉
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### Author:  [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/20 "2003-04-17T21:18:21Z")
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> Bet on it.
What can you do about the fact that there is an embarrassment of riches at the Caesar’s Pow Wow Indian Casino?
The Answer is:
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