# Simpsons Jeopardy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 17, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351 "2003-04-17T16:52:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 10

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/181 "2003-04-22T18:40:42Z")

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What is the Lisa Action figure.

**Any of Bart’s Alternatives to Lionheart**

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**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/182 "2003-04-22T19:39:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lost4life \*  
> \*\*The name of a local donut shop. \*\*

What is Lard Lad Donuts?

Still up for grabs:  
**The Ow** from Dooku

**"Then I’ll bomb your house into the ground missy!"** from BurnMeUp

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/183 "2003-04-22T20:33:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by av8rmike \*  
> \*\*  
> **The Ow** from Dooku

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What part of **now** is Homer?

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> **"Then I’ll bomb your house into the ground missy!"** from BurnMeUp \*\*

What does GI Joe say to Malibu Stacy (or her creator…whatever)?

Bart reaches for these instead of breasts in this homage to **A Clockwork Orange.**

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**Author:** ![The\_Man\_Who](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c2a13f/32.png) [@The\_Man\_Who](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_Who)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/184 "2003-04-22T22:04:39Z")

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**Bart reaches for these instead of breasts in this homage to A Clockwork Orange.**  
What are cupcakes?

(PS, the most memorable Sideshow was Sideshow Raheem, who preceded Sideshow Bob.)

**The name of Ralph Wiggum’s cat, whose breath apparently smells like cat food.**

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**Author:** ![Vixenation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/278dde/32.png) [@Vixenation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vixenation)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/185 "2003-04-22T23:40:27Z")

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Who is Mittens?

**"In soviet Russia, revue watches you."**

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/186 "2003-04-23T01:43:28Z")

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Don’t forget mine:

**Any of Bart’s Alternatives to Lisa Lionheart Action figure.**

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**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/187 "2003-04-23T02:09:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by watsonwil \*  
> \*\*Don’t forget mine:
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> **Any of Bart’s Alternatives to Lisa Lionheart Action figure.** \*\*

What are:  
“Blabbermouth, the Jerky Doll for Jerks”  
“Wendy Windbag”  
“Ugly Doris”  
“Hortense, the Mule-Faced Doll”  
“Loudmouth Lisa”  
“Stupid Lisa Garbageface”

**A bowie knife, a glass eye, a troll doll, and one bottle of Krusty’s Non-Narcotik Kough Syrup**

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**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/188 "2003-04-23T02:20:56Z")

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What are the objects found in Moe’s Lost and Found box?

**Rory Calhoun**

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**Author:** ![Mike\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mike\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_H)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/189 "2003-04-23T02:26:56Z")

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Who’s that fellow who’s always standing around on two legs?  
(This one’s been done already in this thread)

A two parter:  
\*\* The Ramones \*\* and \*\* The Rolling Stones \*\*

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**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/190 "2003-04-23T02:59:58Z")

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Dammit! I’ve read the whole thing and didn’t see it.

Who is the band that played at Mr. Burns’ Birthday party and who is the band that he ordered killed after the first band listed played?

I’ll try a new one -

**It really was a convincing song.**

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**Author:** ![DougAB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@DougAB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DougAB)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/191 "2003-04-23T03:06:41Z")

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Why did the citizens of Springfield decided not to tear down the Mason Derriere?

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     ...hmmm, actually, I'm having doubts about this one.

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Could I be confusing this with “Well, you should have written a song like that guy”?

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**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/192 "2003-04-23T04:03:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Vixenation \*  
> \*\*“In soviet Russia, revue watches you.” \*\*

What is Yakov Smirnov’s line in the Branson show?

**The secret word is ‘fries.’"**

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**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/193 "2003-04-23T12:46:50Z")

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You were right with the first one , **DougAB**. 🙂

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/194 "2003-04-23T14:18:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BraheSilver \*  
> \*\*  
> **The secret word is ‘fries.’"** \*\*

What is the flaw in the McDonalds Comic that CBG tries to sell Milhouse in order for him to use the restroom?

**Loafers**

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/195 "2003-04-23T14:34:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by watsonwil \*  
> \*\*  
> **Loafers** \*\*

What Raineer Wolfcastle is wearing upon further inspection?  
I can never think of a new one ☹

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**Author:** ![Mike\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mike\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_H)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/196 "2003-04-23T14:50:02Z")

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\*\* Kent Brockman’s llama \*\*

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**Author:** ![chorizo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@chorizo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chorizo)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/197 "2003-04-23T14:57:15Z")

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> Kent Brockman’s llama

What bit Ted Kennedy?

“Those are prescription \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_!”

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/198 "2003-04-23T14:59:16Z")

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What did Kent Brockman buy when he won the lottery, announcing it on the air?

**"Can I Borrow A Feeling?"**

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**Author:** ![Fish42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fish42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish42)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/199 "2003-04-23T15:10:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ElvisL1ves \*  
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> **"Can I Borrow A Feeling?"** \*\*

What is the song Kirk van Houten uses to try (unsuccessfully) to win back LuAnn?

And, regarding **“Those are prescription \_\_\_\_\_\_\_”** :

What are shoes?

New Answer: General Sherman

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/200 "2003-04-23T15:20:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Fish42 \*  
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> And, regarding **“Those are prescription \_\_\_\_\_\_\_”** :
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> What are shoes?
> 
> New Answer: General Sherman \*\*

What is the name of the giant fish Homer catches & releases?

**She’s the fastest**

Didn’t the CBG have prescription pants?

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