# Simpsons Jeopardy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 17, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351 "2003-04-17T16:52:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![chorizo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@chorizo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chorizo)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/201 "2003-04-23T15:56:49Z")

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> Didn’t the CBG have prescription pants?

This is what I was looking for. Although there were prescription shoes featured in at least one episode, the quote was from Comic Book Guy when Marge stole his pants from the clothesline.

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**Author:** ![Pashnish\_Ewing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8797f3/32.png) [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/202 "2003-04-23T16:11:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lost4life \*  
> **She’s the fastest**

Who is Santa’s Little Helper’s “girlfriend” and mother of his puppies?  
**A: “Stockdale for VEEP”.**

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/203 "2003-04-23T16:21:24Z")

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What is the dated political slogan on Homer’s T-Shirt?

**They Just want a letter of Recommendation**

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**Author:** ![Pashnish\_Ewing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8797f3/32.png) [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/204 "2003-04-23T16:52:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by watsonwil \*  
> \*\*What is the dated political slogan on Homer’s T-Shirt? \*\*

[Trebek]More specific?[/Trebek]

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**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/205 "2003-04-23T17:07:54Z")

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What is the name of the horse that actually won the race?

**It is what Try’n’Save is doing in honor of the birth of our lord Jesus Christ**.

(and yeah, it was prescription pants)

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**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/206 "2003-04-23T17:09:30Z")

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Sorry, posted in the wrong place - I thought I was on the last sheet, but there was another one at the end! Please disregard my comment and ignore the fact that I’ve made mistakes like five times in this one thread alone.

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/207 "2003-04-23T17:14:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by watsonwil \*  
> \*\*What is the dated political slogan on Homer’s T-Shirt?
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> **They Just want a letter of Recommendation** \*\*

What do the Bush Brothers want from their dad?

**Hugo**

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/208 "2003-04-23T17:28:12Z")

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Who is Barts “evil” twin?

**A Glass and a half**

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/209 "2003-04-23T17:47:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by watsonwil \*  
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> **A Glass and a half** \*\*

What is the amount of wine that doctors recommend you drink, but Marge can’t?

**Tasty Fish!**

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**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/210 "2003-04-23T17:48:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lost4life \*  
> \*\*What is the amount of wine that doctors recommend you drink, but Marge can’t?
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> **Tasty Fish!** \*\*

What is the bit of Fugu that isn’t poisin, poisin  
Q: **The place Homer was warned to stay out of by a certain Moose.**

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/211 "2003-04-23T17:56:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by kingpengvin \*  
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> Q: **The place Homer was warned to stay out of by a certain Moose.** \*\*

Riverdale!

**Golden Showers**

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/212 "2003-04-23T18:01:29Z")

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What are the residents of Old Springfield taking, according to Kent Brockman, as a result of the New Springfieldians turning off the water at the dam?

**The college mascot that Lisa refuses to be**

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/213 "2003-04-23T18:17:38Z")

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lost4life: In the form of a question!!! 😃

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/214 "2003-04-23T18:24:36Z")

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What is “No, I won’t be a Gamecock!”

**A slow process of steady gorging, accompanied by complete assal horizontalogy**

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/215 "2003-04-23T18:33:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gangster Octopus \*  
> \*\*lost4life: In the form of a question!!! 😃 \*\*

Ummm, is it Riverdale?

\*\*A slow process of steady gorging, accompanied by complete assal horizontalogy \*\*

What is Dr. Nick’s weight-gain program?

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/216 "2003-04-23T18:36:49Z")

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**You don’t have the cobbles!**

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**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/217 "2003-04-23T18:37:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Pashnish Ewing \*  
> \*\*[Trebek]More specific?[/Trebek] \*\*

What is the slogan on the T-shirt Homer offers in his Mr. Plow commercial?

**Flagrant false advertising**

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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/218 "2003-04-23T19:40:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Protesilaus \*  
> \*\ ***Flagrant false advertising** \*\*

What was the cause of action in Lionel Hutz’ suit against “The Neverending Story”?

**This substance induces rage in bullies.**

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**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/219 "2003-04-23T19:54:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ferrous \*  
> \*\*What was the cause of action in Lionel Hutz’ suit against “The Neverending Story”?
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> **This substance induces rage in bullies.** \*\*

What is Nerd Sweat?  
A: This is the movie Troy Mcclure chose to do instead of the new Mcbain Movie

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/220 "2003-04-23T20:20:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by kingpengvin \*  
> \*\*What is Nerd Sweat?  
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That’s the street name. The scientific term is **Poindextrose**.

Don’t forget mine:

**You don’t have the cobbles!**

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