# Simpsons Jeopardy **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 17, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351 "2003-04-17T16:52:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Pashnish\_Ewing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8797f3/32.png) [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/221 "2003-04-23T20:24:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lost4life \* > \*\ ***You don’t have the cobbles!** \*\* What is a line from the Britcom, “Do Shut Up”? **A: This product may cause birth defects.** ---
**Author:** ![NightRabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@NightRabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NightRabbit)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/222 "2003-04-23T20:29:21Z")
What is The Fantabulous Contraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel? **764-8437** ---
**Author:** ![NightRabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@NightRabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NightRabbit)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/223 "2003-04-23T20:31:03Z")
Whoops, I missed it! What is, the Krusty the Klown Home Pregnancy Test? ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/224 "2003-04-23T20:35:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NightRabbit \* > \*\* > > **764-8437** \*\* Q: What is Moe’s phone number? **A: Bender, Thurgood, Hank Hill, Luke Perry, Scully, Mulder and Rupert Murdoch.** ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/225 "2003-04-23T20:38:30Z")
uhhhh…What are some of the more obscure special guests? :d&r: - I suck at this game! ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/226 "2003-04-23T20:45:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lost4life \* > \*\*A: Bender, Thurgood, Hank Hill, Luke Perry, Scully, Mulder and Rupert Murdoch. \*\* Who were answering phones on the Fox Telethon? \*\* Some sort of hummingbird \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/227 "2003-04-23T20:49:12Z")
> [@](#): > > _A: Bender, Thurgood, Hank Hill, Luke Perry, Scully, Mulder and Rupert Murdoch._ \*\* Who were manning the phones for the FOX network pledge drive? **Revenge** ---
**Author:** ![Madawc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@Madawc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madawc)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/228 "2003-04-23T20:51:27Z")
What is what Apu thinks he is after a 72 hour shift at the QuikieMart? **Ess-Ehm-Are-Tee or S-M-R-T** ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/229 "2003-04-23T20:51:45Z")
Dangit! OK, What became of Apu after he didn’t sleep while working at the Kwik-E-Mart for several days straight? **Revenge** ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/230 "2003-04-23T20:53:44Z")
Arggghh! ---
**Author:** ![Madawc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@Madawc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madawc)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/231 "2003-04-23T21:00:12Z")
hehe ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/232 "2003-04-23T21:13:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gangster Octopus \* > \*\*Dangit! > **Revenge** \*\* What is an accepted reason for taking a Little Buddy in the Big Brother-esque group? (Good one!) **Moe’s TWO reasons over the years for giving Homer a free beer or waiving his bar debt.** ---
**Author:** ![Pashnish\_Ewing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8797f3/32.png) [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/233 "2003-04-23T21:33:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gangster Octopus \* > **Revenge** [Alternant Response] According to Mr. Burns, what dish is best served cold? ---
**Author:** ![Pashnish\_Ewing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8797f3/32.png) [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/234 "2003-04-23T22:10:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Madawc \* > **Ess-Ehm-Are-Tee or S-M-R-T** How does Homer spell “smart” while singing his “I am so smart” song. **A: "Will There Ever Be a Rainbow?"** ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/235 "2003-04-23T22:14:31Z")
_Alternate Answer #2_ > [@](#): > > **Revenge** For what are Kettle Chips the perfect side dish? Ach du lieber! Raccoons! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/236 "2003-04-23T22:17:53Z")
Here’s another: **Revenge** What is best for getting back at people (vengeance is pretty good, too)? ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/237 "2003-04-23T22:26:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by watsonwil \* > > \*\*Moe’s TWO reasons over the years for giving Homer a free beer or waiving his bar debt. \*\* What are: “Lisa asked him (on tape) to when everyone thought she had died in the giant tree” (tab waived) and “for being Mr. Plow”? (free beer) **When doves cry.** While I’m being nitpicky, “fries” was the Jumble answer in the comic book correctly identified by **wastonwil**. ---
**Author:** ![Mike\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mike\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_H)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/238 "2003-04-23T23:30:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pashnish Ewing \* > \*\*How does Homer spell “smart” while singing his “I am so smart” song. > > **A: “Will There Ever Be a Rainbow?”** \*\* What is the title of Mr. Burns Autobiography? \*\* Baboon! Baboon, Baboon, Baboon! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/239 "2003-04-23T23:48:54Z")
What does Lisa call Homer after he embarrases her in from of Mr. Bergstrom? **She thought Mindy lived with “Mark”.** ---
**Author:** ![Mike\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mike\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_H)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/240 "2003-04-24T00:30:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Protesilaus \* > \*\*What does Lisa call Homer after he embarrases her in from of Mr. Bergstrom? Close enough. It was actually when Lisa told Homer Mr. Bergstrom left and Homer said he didn’t care. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351.md?page=13)