# Simpsons Jeopardy **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 17, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351 "2003-04-17T16:52:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/261 "2003-04-24T13:25:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Madawc \* > **Make it a true Daily Double Alex…** \*\* Shouldn’t the Daily Double been MINE exclusively?😃 ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/262 "2003-04-24T14:03:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gex gex \* > \*\* > **Humphrey Boa-gart** \*\* Who was one of the pet cemetary residents who voted for Sideshow Bob. Quote origins for $572 Albert! A: **Keep watching the skis.** ---
**Author:** ![puddleglum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puddleglum/32/137_2.png) [@puddleglum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puddleglum)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/263 "2003-04-24T14:32:52Z")
What does the teenager who fills in for Leonard Nimoy say at the very end of the Mr Burns being an alien episode? a: \*\* Talking out of turn, Looking out the window, Staring at my sandals,Paddling the school canoe\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/264 "2003-04-24T14:37:25Z")
> [@](#): > > Keep watching the skis. What does the pimply faced teen say while substitute hosting for the prematurely departed Leonard Nimoy on the X Files episode. A: **He’ll tear you up like a Kleenex at a snot party.** ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/265 "2003-04-24T14:37:51Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by puddleglum \* > \*\* > a: \*\* Talking out of turn, Looking out the window, Staring at my sandals,Paddling the school canoe_\* \*\* Q:What are Jasper’s reasons for giving a paddling? A: **NRBQ** ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/266 "2003-04-24T14:38:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by puddleglum \* > \*\*What does the teenager who fills in for Leonard Nimoy say at the very end of the Mr Burns being an alien episode? > > a: \*\* Talking out of turn, Looking out the window, Staring at my sandals,Paddling the school canoe\*\* \*\* What will get you a paddlin’ from Jasper? ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/267 "2003-04-24T14:40:01Z")
As for whoever came up with that rule not allowing a post within 60 seconds of your last one, resulting in me looking like an idiot for posting late on 2 consecutive questions, all I can say is **"Damn their oily hides!"** ---
**Author:** ![puddleglum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puddleglum/32/137_2.png) [@puddleglum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puddleglum)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/268 "2003-04-24T14:50:18Z")
> [@](#): > > A: **He’ll tear you up like a Kleenex at a snot party.** Who is Colonel Hapablap a\*\* Moe can not compete with this\*\* ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/269 "2003-04-24T15:00:40Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by puddleglum \* > \*\* > a_\* Moe can not compete with this\*\* \*\* Q: What is that fancy store bought dirt, loaded with nutrients! A: **NRBQ** ---
**Author:** ![Fish42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fish42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish42)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/270 "2003-04-24T15:22:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lost4life \* > \*\* > > A: **NRBQ** \*\* What band prforms “Can’t Buy Me Love” as the residents of the Springfield Retirement Home engage in “A Hard Day’s Night”-esque activities after being freed by Bart? [I’m sure there are other ways of questioning that answer.] A: The NFL franchise whose relocation to New Springfield is nixed by Homer. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/271 "2003-04-24T15:40:44Z")
Who are the Arizona Cardinals? **Dorkus Malorkus** ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/272 "2003-04-24T15:50:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fish42 \* > \*\*What band prforms “Can’t Buy Me Love” as the residents of the Springfield Retirement Home engage in “A Hard Day’s Night”-esque activities after being freed by Bart? > [I’m sure there are other ways of questioning that answer.] > \*\* We’ll accept that question, although I had a completely different one in mind! ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/273 "2003-04-24T16:20:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lost4life \* > \*\*A: **NRBQ** \*\* Who can Mike Scully control with a wave of his hand? They’ve performed at least five times on _The Simpsons_ during his reign as executive producer, as well as providing the theme song for Scully’s crapstravaganza _The Pitts_. (I would have said they were the only musical guests to appear as live action, if that’s what you had in mind…) And with that in mind…Famous Firsts for $400 **Unlike NRBQ, these guests only appeared in live-action form, not cartoon form, during their appearance** ---
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/274 "2003-04-24T16:38:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mobo85 \* > \*\*Who can Mike Scully control with a wave of his hand? They’ve performed at least five times on _The Simpsons_ during his reign as executive producer, as well as providing the theme song for Scully’s crapstravaganza _The Pitts_. > > (I would have said they were the only musical guests to appear as live action, if that’s what you had in mind…) > > And with that in mind…Famous Firsts for $400 > > **Unlike NRBQ, these guests only appeared in live-action form, not cartoon form, during their appearance** \*\* Who are Regis and Cathy Lee? **Homer’s team was beating the weather machine department under this boss.** ---
**Author:** ![Jayrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Jayrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayrot)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/275 "2003-04-24T16:44:31Z")
> [@](#): > > Dorkus Malorkus What is Lisa in Latin (according to Bart)? Here’s a tough one (I think): **I love u** (pronounced “oo”) ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/276 "2003-04-24T17:05:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kingpengvin \* > **Homer’s team was beating the weather machine department under this boss.** \*\* Who is Hank Scorpio? ---
**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/277 "2003-04-24T17:14:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jayrot \* > \*\*Here’s a tough one (I think): > > **I love u** (pronounced “oo”) \*\* What does Santa’s Little Helper say when he feels neglected by the family’s attention to Laddie? (I guess) **Less Artsy, More Fartsy!** ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/278 "2003-04-24T17:50:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by av8rmike \* > \*\*What does Santa’s Little Helper say when he feels neglected by the family’s attention to Laddie? (I guess) > > **Less Artsy, More Fartsy!** \*\* Not quite right. That was technically Santa’s Little Helper and Snowball II and they said something more like “We love you” although slurred and growly. The “I luv oo” of the question is probably best answered by: Who is Sir Loves-a-Lot, the bear who loves to love, as brought to us by Love Day? I hope after all that I am right. ---
**Author:** ![Pashnish\_Ewing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8797f3/32.png) [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/279 "2003-04-24T18:27:22Z")
I don’t think there is a question on the board, so I’ll add one: **A: This professional wrestler is from the University of Heidelberg.** ---
**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/280 "2003-04-24T18:28:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Less Artsy, More Fartsy! How Homer encourages Marge to go the the Chili Cookoff segment of the (I’m not sure about this part) Town Fair? **Answer: bikini underwear** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351.md?page=15)