# Simpsons Jeopardy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 17, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351 "2003-04-17T16:52:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/281 "2003-04-24T20:05:26Z")

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Actually, it’s what Homer says trying to drag her away from the crafts part of the Chili-Cook-Off (no town fair). Close enough.

Marge: Oh, look at that adorable spice rack! Eight spices? Some must be doubles. Ore-GAH-no? What the hell?

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**Author:** ![Erik\_the\_Viking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Erik\_the\_Viking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erik_the_Viking)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/282 "2003-04-24T21:17:10Z")

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> **A: This professional wrestler is from the University of Heidelberg.**

Who is Werner von Brawn?

**"Nice to meet YOU."**

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/283 "2003-04-25T00:03:55Z")

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> **"Nice to meet YOU."**

What does Tony Bennett say to the Simpsons when they move to Capitol City?

**Bart smoking and swearing**

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/284 "2003-04-25T01:19:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gangster Octopus \*  
> Bart smoking and swearing

What is bart doing when he imagines his future as a rock star? “You’ve _changed_, man!” “Cool!!”

**A mug of beer, a sandwich, a doughnut, chips and a girly magazine**

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**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/285 "2003-04-25T01:26:17Z")

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What do Homer’s crows bring him after he trashes the scarecrow?

**This place ain’t even worth torching.**

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/286 "2003-04-25T03:46:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dooku \*  
> \*\*What is bart doing when he imagines his future as a rock star? “You’ve _changed_, man!” “Cool!!”

That actually wan’t the answer I was thinking of. What did Milhouse yell Bart was doing so his Mom would make him leave? (Bonestrom episode)

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**Author:** ![Chocobo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Chocobo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chocobo)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/287 "2003-04-25T04:03:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gangster Octopus \*  
> \*\*What did Milhouse yell Bart was doing so his Mom would make him leave? (Bonestrom episode) \*\*

There were actually two. What is “Mom! Bart’s swearing!” and “Mom! Bart’s smoking!”, IIRC.

**This is Otto’s last name**

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**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/288 "2003-04-25T05:11:32Z")

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What is Mann?

**They’re making a few changes.**

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/289 "2003-04-25T12:30:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Protesilaus \*  
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> **They’re making a few changes.** \*\*

Q: What is the Catholic Church?

**A: VanStar1**

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/290 "2003-04-25T13:35:50Z")

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What is the name of the PBS Pledge Enforcement Vehicle?

**Mositatupu! Mositatupu!**  
(Bonus point for identifying Mosi Tatupu)

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/291 "2003-04-25T14:03:08Z")

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What does the island chief start chanting when he see Marge during the King Homer portion of a Halloween episode?  
(If you think I am going to remember what that translated to, you are nuts.)

Mosi was a running bac/kick returner in football. College at USC and predominantly with the Patriots in the NFL.

**He was a real class act all the way**

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/292 "2003-04-25T14:40:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ElvisL1ves \*  
> \*\*What is the name of the PBS Pledge Enforcement Vehicle?

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!\*\*

[Trebek]  
I’m sorry, that is incorrect.  
[/Trebek]

Anybody?.. **Vanstar1**

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/293 "2003-04-25T14:46:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mullinator \*  
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> **He was a real class act all the way** \*\*

Who is God?

Aside from **Vanstar1** , I’ll also throw out:

Character names for $600-  
A: **Dustin Hoffman**

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**Author:** ![Mike\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mike\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_H)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/294 "2003-04-25T14:57:18Z")

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\*\* VanStar1 \*\*

What is the name of the satellite used by the Ultimate Behemoth?

\*\* Dustin Hoffman \*\*

Who played Mr. Bergstrom ?

\*\* 4th Street and ‘D’ \*\*

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**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/295 "2003-04-25T15:08:18Z")

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I’m going to repost

**A: bikini underwear**

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/296 "2003-04-25T15:12:52Z")

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**VanStar1**

What is the satellite dish that comes on the Ultimate Behemoth RV?

**Character name for Dustin Hoffman**

Who was Mr. Bergstrom? Or, if you want what his name was in the credits, “Who was Sam Etic?” (semitic, get it?)

A: **These companies provided the floor and ceiling at the Knowledgeum.**

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**Author:** ![Pashnish\_Ewing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8797f3/32.png) [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/297 "2003-04-25T15:20:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mike H \*  
> \*\* 4th Street and ‘D’ \*\* \*\*

What is the most famous intersection in Capital City?

**A: Cherry Cordials**

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/298 "2003-04-25T16:01:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Pashnish Ewing \*  
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> **A: Cherry Cordials** \*\*

What type of candy does Patty Bouvier like?

A: **Stuart**

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**Author:** ![DougAB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@DougAB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DougAB)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/299 "2003-04-25T16:12:25Z")

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> A: These companies provided the floor and ceiling at the Knowledgeum.

Who are the bouncy ball and velcro companies?

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**Author:** ![DougAB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@DougAB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DougAB)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/300 "2003-04-25T16:15:27Z")

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Oh, I forgot to give a new one.

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