# Simpsons Jeopardy **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 17, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351 "2003-04-17T16:52:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![criminalcatalog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@criminalcatalog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminalcatalog)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/321 "2003-05-01T20:17:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by watsonwil \* > \*\*What is Homer’s sad lullaby when he can’t fly on the Duff blimp? \*\* “Hey there, Blimpy Boy, flying through the sky so fancy free \” “Ah! Del Monte! Enjoy them old man… they will be your last.” ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/322 "2003-05-01T20:33:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fish42 \* > \*\*Answer: Two celebrities who appeared in “The Itchy and Scratchy Movie” but didn’t use their real names. \*\* Michael Jackson and… \>unsure\< Rosie O’Donnell? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/323 "2003-05-01T20:45:22Z")
Dustin Hoffman. I KNEW a thread like this was out there! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/324 "2003-05-01T22:48:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by criminalcatalog \* > \*\*“Ah! Del Monte! Enjoy them old man… they will be your last.” \*\* What does the Assassin hired by Mr. Burns say when he sees a picture of grandpa eating? ANSWER\*\*“You Don’t Have a Son”\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/325 "2003-05-02T02:43:49Z")
What is waht Homer eventually realizes when Bart tells him he’s going to a father-son picanic? Answer: “Then go back to wherever it is you work, whoever you are.” ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/326 "2003-05-02T03:31:40Z")
What does Mr. Burns say to Homer when he sees him on the street (in the episode where Homer loses Lisa and is frantically searching for her)? Answer: She’s the fastest. ---
**Author:** ![Chocobo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Chocobo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chocobo)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/327 "2003-05-02T05:09:52Z")
Who is Santa’s Little Helpers bitch (literally)? **This bar is downstairs from Kent Brockman’s newsroom.** (No, it’s not Moe’s) ---
**Author:** ![pilot141](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e0b2c6/32.png) [@pilot141](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pilot141)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/328 "2003-05-03T04:03:58Z")
What is Mac Dougal’s? **The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems!** ---
**Author:** ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/329 "2003-05-03T04:29:09Z")
What is alcohol? Forbidden Closet of Mystery ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/330 "2003-05-03T04:41:07Z")
What is Chief Wiggam’s closet full of police items, like riot gear. Rex Banner’s dog. ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/331 "2003-05-03T18:45:06Z")
Daisy, who had puppies. **Springfield’s answer to a question _no one asked_!** ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/332 "2003-05-03T19:51:24Z")
**Who is Lisa Simpson.** From the same ep, this program cured Ned Flanders of his childhood misbehavior. ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/333 "2003-05-03T21:14:21Z")
What is the Year of Spankings? **There were six kinds of shovels.** ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/334 "2003-05-03T21:30:28Z")
What is the reason why Becky didn’t go through with her plan to kill Marge? She was like “Whatever…” Also a same episode entry… **Cyanide, a loving tribute to Poison** ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/335 "2003-05-03T21:52:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BraheSilver \* > **What is the Year of Spankings?** Although this is literally what it is, I believe the technical name is the University of Minnesota Spankological Protocol. ---
**Author:** ![hulkish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b782af/32.png) [@hulkish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hulkish)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/336 "2003-05-03T22:00:43Z")
walnut st. ---
**Author:** ![nineiron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e56c9b/32.png) [@nineiron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nineiron)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/337 "2003-05-05T01:08:12Z")
**Cyanide, a loving tribute to Poison** What band was hired to play at the nuptials of Otto? \*\* A shrub and a furry hat \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jello](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@Jello](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jello)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/338 "2003-05-05T01:21:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hulkish \* > \*\*walnut st. \*\* Where is Moe’s bar? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/339 "2003-05-05T01:28:25Z")
I was looking for Mobo85’s answer if that really makes a difference. ---
**Author:** ![Heart\_On\_My\_Sleeve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/77aa72/32.png) [@Heart\_On\_My\_Sleeve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_On_My_Sleeve)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/340 "2003-05-11T03:17:17Z")
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