# Simpsons Jeopardy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 17, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351 "2003-04-17T16:52:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![EveryDayHasItsDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecc23a/32.png) [@EveryDayHasItsDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EveryDayHasItsDog)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/41 "2003-04-18T02:20:03Z")

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What is missing from the Nuclear Power Plant and the Lesbian Bar that Homer stumbles into?

**George Lazenby**

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/42 "2003-04-18T02:29:24Z")

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Who does Marge think of when Bart suggests using the voice of “James Bond” for their Smart House?

**Zovuvazz**

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**Author:** ![NightRabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@NightRabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NightRabbit)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/43 "2003-04-18T02:46:00Z")

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> “We won’t be needing this anymore!”

When Homer is taking his driving exam, and Patty/Selma drops the green pen in favor of the red?

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**Author:** ![Jayrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Jayrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayrot)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/44 "2003-04-18T03:47:31Z")

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**Stop, drop and roll, Mad Dog!**

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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/45 "2003-04-18T04:04:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jayrot \*  
> \*\ ***Stop, drop and roll, Mad Dog!** \*\*

What does Maude’s character say to Flanders’ character when he’s catches fire in the anti-drug play?

**These two Pulitzer Prize winners share the ability to belch at great volume.**

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**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/46 "2003-04-18T04:09:14Z")

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Who are Jay Sherman and Eudora Welty?

**Disputed Zone**

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**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/47 "2003-04-18T04:12:02Z")

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> What does Maude’s character say to Flanders’ character when he’s catches fire in the anti-drug play?

[nitpick]Actually, it as a fire-safety play. Here in New York, that episode was on this evening (Thursday).[/nitpick]

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**Author:** ![TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJ555_The_Golfer)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/48 "2003-04-18T04:15:38Z")

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> Disputed Zone

What is the place where Bart once called to test which way the water goes?

The only game in town?

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**Author:** ![TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJ555_The_Golfer)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/49 "2003-04-18T04:16:41Z")

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Sorry.

The only game in town.

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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/50 "2003-04-18T04:20:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by VarlosZ \*  
> \*\*[nitpick]Actually, it as a fire-safety play. Here in New York, that episode was on this evening (Thursday).[/nitpick] \*\*

D’oh! I believe you’re right. Was I close enough?

Mr. the Golfer, I don’t believe you are correct. Bart called Australia to check the drain thing.

(But I don’t know the right answer either.)

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**Author:** ![TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJ555_The_Golfer)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/51 "2003-04-18T04:21:45Z")

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> Mr. the Golfer, I don’t believe you are correct. Bart called Australia to check the drain thing.

He called more than one place. Remember the phone bill?

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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/52 "2003-04-18T04:26:16Z")

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Apparently not. I suppose it’s barely possible my memory may be imperfect. 😉

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**Author:** ![TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJ555_The_Golfer)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/53 "2003-04-18T04:27:11Z")

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Quote:  
"‘Three Weeks Later,’ says a caption on the screen, as Homer sits on the  
couch and reads a phone bill.

Homer: Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places?"

From:  
[http://www.snpp.com/episodes/2F13.html](http://www.snpp.com/episodes/2F13.html)

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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/54 "2003-04-18T04:29:25Z")

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I yield to your superior Simpsons knowledge, sir. 🙂

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/55 "2003-04-18T05:09:12Z")

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**Troy McClure played this man in a dramatization of the locker room towel fight that blinded him**.

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**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/56 "2003-04-18T05:23:38Z")

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Who is Larry Driscoll?

**It’s "the first thing that’s ever gone wrong."**

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**Author:** ![TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJ555_The_Golfer)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/57 "2003-04-18T05:36:19Z")

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What is Ichty and Scratchy land where nothing can “possibily” go wrong?

The only game in town.

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**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/58 "2003-04-18T06:21:24Z")

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What is the plumbing company that Homer didn’t want to hire to fix the leak in his basement until he became a Stonecutter?

**Gamblor**

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**Author:** ![fiddlesticks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddlesticks/32/18129_2.png) [@fiddlesticks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fiddlesticks)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/59 "2003-04-18T06:45:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by interface2x \*  
> **Gamblor**

What is the name of the neon-clawed monster that enslaved Marge when Mr. Burns opened a casino in Springfield?

**A walk-in humidor.**

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**Author:** ![Chocobo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Chocobo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chocobo)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/60 "2003-04-18T06:50:12Z")

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Who/what is the neon clutched devil which has Marge gambling at Burns’ casino?

**Where Shopping Is A Baffling Ordeal**

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