# Simpsons Jeopardy **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 17, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351 "2003-04-17T16:52:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/61 "2003-04-18T07:00:41Z")
What, no one can handle **Zovuvazz**? ---
**Author:** ![Phelan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Phelan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phelan)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/62 "2003-04-18T07:35:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fiddlesticks \* > \*\* > > A walk-in humidor. \*\* Q: What does the Texas oil tyconn want to build with that huge tree? A: Oh, that’s Crazy Talk!! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_Who](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c2a13f/32.png) [@The\_Man\_Who](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_Who)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/63 "2003-04-18T09:44:34Z")
A: Zovuvazz Q: What is one of the names the Simpsons’ phone company changes to? And, Jimmy Chamberlain of Smashing Pumpkins also announces at Hullaballooza that he wants a walk-in humidor. We now return you to “Oh, that’s crazy talk,” on most of these SDMB stations. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/64 "2003-04-18T11:43:04Z")
“Oh, that’s crazy talk” The casino manager ID’s his brother as the one who sold Bart firecrackers on the Indian reservation. “Where Shopping Is A Baffling Ordeal” The tagline for Monstromart Here’s mine (answer must be specific): **"The Lineman" by Sam Spence** ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/65 "2003-04-18T13:22:34Z")
Just catching up on a couple of mis-stated/alternative answers > [@](#): > > ## quote: > > Originally posted by stolichnaya > The Answer is: > > ## m > > What is the name of Moe’s after its trendification? Alternative answer - What letter do you dial for murderousness? > [@](#): > > ## quote: > > ## “We won’t be needing this anymore!” > > When Homer is taking his driving exam, and Patty/Selma drops the green pen in favor of the red? Correct me if I am wrong, but this sounds more like the time Otto was taking the bus drivers test. ---
**Author:** ![malaka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@malaka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malaka)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/66 "2003-04-18T13:45:08Z")
**Ralph and Bart are both specifically not allowed in this place.** ---
**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/67 "2003-04-18T13:55:53Z")
> [@](#): > > ## When Homer is taking his driving exam, and Patty/Selma drops the green pen in favor of the red? > > Correct me if I am wrong, but this sounds more like the time Otto was taking the bus drivers test. Yeah, **Mullinator** , I think that’s it… after Otto asks one of the sisters if she’s “always been a chick”. ---
**Author:** ![Innanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecd19e/32.png) [@Innanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Innanna)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/68 "2003-04-18T16:13:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by malaka \* > \*\ ***Ralph and Bart are both specifically not allowed in this place.** \*\* What is Wiggum’s Closet of Mystery? ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/69 "2003-04-18T16:25:11Z")
Your answers must be in the form of a question! 🙂 **A Sexy Broad and a Gangster Octopus** ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/70 "2003-04-18T16:34:55Z")
What are suggestions for a new character on Itch and Scratchy? **If anyone knew where to get some Tang around here, it’d be this man.** ---
**Author:** ![Jayrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Jayrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayrot)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/71 "2003-04-18T16:38:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by neuroman \* > \*\*What are suggestions for a new character on Itch and Scratchy? > > **If anyone knew where to get some Tang around here, it’d be this man.** \*\* Who is President Clinton? **Benevin Stantiano** (sp?) ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/72 "2003-04-18T17:03:26Z")
Benevin Stantiano(sp?) Who is the guy who runs the magazine kiosk where marge buys her magazines (in the episode where she becomes a cop). “He says the tides are turning” ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/73 "2003-04-18T20:20:54Z")
Who is Bart, when calling a dictator in the Southern Hemisphere to ask what direction the water was running in their toilet? **It’s how low Mr. Plow’s prices are**. ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/74 "2003-04-18T20:24:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by interface2x \* > \*\*Who is Bart, when calling a dictator in the Southern Hemisphere to ask what direction the water was running in their toilet? > **It’s how low Mr. Plow’s prices are**. \*\* What is “so low you’ll think I’ve suffered brain damage”? Sideshow Ralph Wiggum ---
**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/75 "2003-04-18T20:30:49Z")
> [@](#): > > It’s how low Mr. Plow’s prices are. What is “so low, you’ll think I’m brain damaged”? **Answer: A coyote** ---
**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/76 "2003-04-18T20:32:10Z")
woof, I was late on that one. ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/77 "2003-04-18T20:34:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by stolichnaya \* > \*\*What is “so low, you’ll think I’m brain damaged”? > > **Answer: A coyote** \*\* What form did Homer Simpson’s spiritual guide take on? I repeat my answer: **Sideshow Ralph Wiggum** ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/78 "2003-04-19T07:21:50Z")
Who is one of the celebrities arrested in the vision Lisa has of her future wedding? **It’s Milhouse’s Bonestorm nickname.** ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/79 "2003-04-19T16:54:01Z")
What is Thrillho? (He wanted to write Thrillhouse, but could only use 8 letters.) **Without constant reassurance, it will die.** ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/80 "2003-04-19T17:01:29Z")
The screamapillar is what? **Boners** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351.md?page=5)