# Simpsons Jeopardy **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 17, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351 "2003-04-17T16:52:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/81 "2003-04-19T17:30:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by watsonwil \* > **Boners** Pretty generic, but I’ll try: What are the subjects of books about Satan’s Mistakes (i.e. “Satan’s Boners” and “Good Grief, More of Satan’s Boners”) Alternately: What phrase of music teacher Mr Largo’s does Lisa find comical? (i.e. “Tromboners”) Note: Troy McClure didn’t necessarily play Lenny Driscol in the “Locker Room Towel Fight” filmstrip, but Lisa remembers that he was in it. McClure could simply have narrated the story of a boy (Lenny Driscol) losing his eyesight in a tragic towel-fight accident. Next: **"Let’s tear this place apart!"** ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/82 "2003-04-19T18:33:07Z")
What is Chief Wiggum’s reaction to the hockey tie? I repeat my previous answer: **“The Lineman” by Sam Spence** ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/83 "2003-04-19T19:22:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bryan Ekers \* > \*\*Pretty generic, but I’ll try: > > What are the subjects of books about Satan’s Mistakes (i.e. “Satan’s Boners” and “Good Grief, More of Satan’s Boners”) > > Alternately: > > What phrase of music teacher Mr Largo’s does Lisa find comical? (i.e. “Tromboners”) > > * * * Also acceptable: what did Homer compare Bart’s cutting the head off Jebediah Springfield? ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/84 "2003-04-19T19:39:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ArchiveGuy \* > I repeat my previous answer: **“The Lineman” by Sam Spence** \*\* What was the music playing at the party Marge and Homer threw where Homer drank too much and looked down Maude Flander’s dress? **According to Comic Book Guy, this was a job for the Green Lantern, Thundra, or possibly…Ghost Rider** ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/85 "2003-04-19T20:43:27Z")
What is Bart stealing a tank and going on a rampage? **He told them it was a benefit to save the rain forest.** ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/86 "2003-04-19T22:31:30Z")
How did Homer get REM to play in his garage? \*\* A Toilet seat\*\* ---
**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/87 "2003-04-20T02:08:48Z")
What does Lenny find and glue macaroni pieces to for decoration? A: Cosmos ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/88 "2003-04-20T02:57:44Z")
What is karma apportioned out by. **The German light infantry.** ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/89 "2003-04-20T03:27:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wolfman \* > **The German light infantry.** Who is the best at catching trout? **The Laws of Thermodynamics** ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/90 "2003-04-20T03:42:11Z")
What will be obeyed in the Simpson Household. **F.Murray Abraham** ---
**Author:** ![Gumbercules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gumbercules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gumbercules)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/91 "2003-04-20T04:28:21Z")
Who was the guest on Inside the Actors Studio when Homer refused to pull over for Grandpa? \*\*I need to do a little spring cleaning.[B/] ---
**Author:** ![TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJ555_The_Golfer)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/92 "2003-04-20T04:33:59Z")
Who is Homer, and what he plans to do with the Kettle chips that give you diareah? A quality barrow, according to Chief Wiggum. ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/93 "2003-04-20T04:48:16Z")
What is a Yard King? **He’s that fellow who’s always standing around on two legs.** ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/94 "2003-04-20T04:57:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Protesilaus \* > **He’s that fellow who’s always standing around on two legs.** Who is Rory Calhoun? **Yabba Dabba Doo and Ain’t I A Stinker?** ---
**Author:** ![TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJ555_The_Golfer)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/95 "2003-04-20T05:22:13Z")
Who are horses that lost to Don’t Have Cow? The keep the metric system down. ---
**Author:** ![TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJ555_The_Golfer)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/96 "2003-04-20T05:23:31Z")
Sorry. They keep the metric system down. ---
**Author:** ![Pashnish\_Ewing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8797f3/32.png) [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/97 "2003-04-20T05:27:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TJ555 The Golfer \* > **They keep the metric system down.** Q: What do The Stonecutters do. **A: "The Bout to Knock the Other Guy Out"** ---
**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/98 "2003-04-20T05:33:49Z")
What is the slogan for the big Dreaderick Tatum/Wilson fight. **Comic Book Guy has this kind of degree in this subject.** ---
**Author:** ![TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJ555_The_Golfer)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/99 "2003-04-20T05:35:12Z")
What is the fight where Tatum won the title from Watson? Bart Junior. ---
**Author:** ![TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJ555_The_Golfer)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/100 "2003-04-20T05:36:16Z")
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