# Simpsons Jeopardy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 17, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351 "2003-04-17T16:52:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/121 "2003-04-21T04:35:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TJ555 The Golfer \*  
> \*\*Good old blewy. \*\*

What does Bart call his blue crowbar?

**Steve Grabowski**

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/122 "2003-04-21T04:43:21Z")

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\*\*Cheeeeese! \*\*

What is the secret password for viewing the trillion-dollar bill film?

**Steve Grabowski**

What New York City traffic agent puts a “failure to wait by car” ticket on Homer’s sedan?

**Morganville**

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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/123 "2003-04-21T06:32:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bryan Ekers \*  
> **Steve Grabowski**
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> What New York City traffic agent puts a “failure to wait by car” ticket on Homer’s sedan?
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> **Morganville** \*\*

(a) I believe that Steve Grabowski was the security guard at the Try’n’Save who caught Bart shoplifting… am I wrong? (I was wrong several posts ago… and if I’m wrong again, it will be a true spiritual depantsing)…

(b) Morganville is where Grampa was taking a ferry while he had an onion on his belt. It is now known as Shelbyville.

My answer:  
**Hoch Hecht**

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**Author:** ![NightRabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@NightRabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NightRabbit)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/124 "2003-04-21T07:22:55Z")

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The shoplifting guard is Don Bod-something. Grabowski is indeed the traffic cop.

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> Hoch Hecht

That’s definitely what the end of the Worker and Parasite cartoon reads- right?

**Langdon Alger**

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/125 "2003-04-21T07:25:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bryan Ekers \*  
> \*\ ***Miss Teen America** \*\*

What is the show Homer and the kids were watching when Marge went to audition for A Streetcar Named Desire?

**Devil’s Advocate**

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**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/126 "2003-04-21T07:35:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Cisco \*  
> **Devil’s Advocate**

What is the pinball machine Homer played before joining a conversation?  
**"If the Ayatollah cannot have it, no one will!"**

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**Author:** ![Madawc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@Madawc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madawc)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/127 "2003-04-21T08:11:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NightRabbit \*  
> **Langdon Alger**

What is the supposed boy that Lisa tells Homer (as a secret to keep) that she has a crush on?

**Sorny, Panaphonics, MagnetBox and Carnivale**

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**Author:** ![The\_Man\_Who](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c2a13f/32.png) [@The\_Man\_Who](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_Who)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/128 "2003-04-21T10:22:21Z")

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**A: "Sorny, Panaphonics, MagnetBox and Carnivale"**  
Q: Which knockoff brands of TV’s are sold at the outlet mall?

**A: "If the Ayatollah cannot have it, no one will!"**  
Q: What is Bart’s Soul (according to Millhouse’s game)?

**No Sideshow has been more memorable than this one.**

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/129 "2003-04-21T15:43:12Z")

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> Originally posted by ArchiveGuy  
> I repeat my previous answer: “The Lineman” by Sam Spence

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> \*msmith537 says: \*What was the music playing at the party Marge and Homer threw where Homer drank too much and looked down Maude Flander’s dress?

Nope. (Yes, the Simpsons Archive can be wrong)

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> _mobo85 says:_ What piece of NFL Films music orchestrates Fat Tony and his gang making sure Marge’s Pretzel Wagon franchise is the only food-selling operation in Springfield?

Given that this is nowhere to be found on the www that I’ve found–_ **VERY** _ Impressive. Yes. I’d call you the resident expert. 😃

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**Author:** ![dil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f04885/32.png) [@dil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dil)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/130 "2003-04-21T16:27:42Z")

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Sideshow Bob.

**Hoju**

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**Author:** ![dil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f04885/32.png) [@dil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dil)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/131 "2003-04-21T16:29:17Z")

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Dangit I meant “Who is Sideshow Bob?”

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/132 "2003-04-21T16:44:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dil \*  
> \*\*Sideshow Bob.
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> **Hoju** \*\*

What would the kids at school call Bart if he changed his name to Homer jr?

**Brian Dennehy**

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**Author:** ![DougAB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@DougAB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DougAB)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/133 "2003-04-21T16:57:55Z")

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Not sure about Brian Dennehy…so I’ll throw out a second one.

**"Hmmm…good advice."**

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/134 "2003-04-21T17:09:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DougAB \*  
> \*\*  
> **"Hmmm…good advice."** \*\*

What is Homer’s response to the suggestion not to touch Willy?

I still stand with my answer **Brian Dennehy**

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**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/135 "2003-04-21T17:10:25Z")

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What is “Do not touch, Willy”?

**That’s boring! You’re boring everybody! Quit boring everyone!**

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**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/136 "2003-04-21T17:11:37Z")

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D’oh! Ousted by a single minute!

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**Author:** ![DougAB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@DougAB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DougAB)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/137 "2003-04-21T17:14:58Z")

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Well, Brian Dennehy did a guest voice appearance, right? I think he did…but I don’t know who he was.

\*\* Libia \*\*

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**Author:** ![DougAB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@DougAB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DougAB)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/138 "2003-04-21T17:16:29Z")

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D’oh! Of course I meant **Libya**

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/139 "2003-04-21T17:24:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DougAB \*  
> \*\*D’oh! Of course I meant **Libya** \*\*

What country did Bart represent in the model U.N.?

**That’s boring! You’re boring everybody! Quit boring everyone!**  
What is Homer’s view on James Watt?

Still open **-Brian Dennehy** (no, the answer is not a guest voice).

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**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-jeopardy/169351/140 "2003-04-21T18:06:36Z")

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**Brian Dennehy** is killing me. Question is on tip of brain… arrg!

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