# Simpsons Quote similar to Trump's "It's A bible" quote?

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**Created:** [June 4, 2020, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-quote-similar-to-trumps-its-a-bible-quote/855021 "2020-06-04T02:36:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tilt-A-Whirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e79b87/32.png) [@Tilt-A-Whirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tilt-A-Whirl)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-quote-similar-to-trumps-its-a-bible-quote/855021/1 "2020-06-04T02:36:54Z")

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It’s right on the tip of my brain, I’m sure there’s a scene in The Simpsons where someone asks Bart something like “Is this THE (x)?” and Bart replies "It’s A (x). Can anybody help jog my memory?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-quote-similar-to-trumps-its-a-bible-quote/855021/2 "2020-06-04T02:41:01Z")

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Bart is picking up Robert Goulet from the airport to work a gig at his tree house casino. Goulet asks “Are you from the casino?” to which Bart replies "“I’m from _a_ casino.”

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-quote-similar-to-trumps-its-a-bible-quote/855021/3 "2020-06-04T02:43:24Z")

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There was also a teacher asking Bart if he knew cursive/script and B says he knows _ **of** _ it.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-quote-similar-to-trumps-its-a-bible-quote/855021/4 "2020-06-04T02:48:35Z")

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Any chance it is [this](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1628659/characters/nm0001413)?

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**Author:** ![SwissMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@SwissMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwissMan)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-quote-similar-to-trumps-its-a-bible-quote/855021/5 "2020-06-04T02:50:09Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Bart is picking up Robert Goulet from the airport to work a gig at his tree house casino. Goulet asks “Are you from the casino?” to which Bart replies "“I’m from _a_ casino.”

“Good enough, let’s go!”

Robert Goulet was so hilarious in that episode.

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**Author:** ![Tilt-A-Whirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e79b87/32.png) [@Tilt-A-Whirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tilt-A-Whirl)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-quote-similar-to-trumps-its-a-bible-quote/855021/6 "2020-06-04T02:52:56Z")

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Yes! The Robert Goulet one was what I was thinking of, thank you all!

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**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-quote-similar-to-trumps-its-a-bible-quote/855021/7 "2020-06-04T15:14:38Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> There was also a teacher asking Bart if he knew cursive/script and B says he knows _ **of** _ it.

I think the teacher asks Bart if he knows cursive and Bart replies, “I know hell and damn and…” before the teacher cuts him off. What Bart knows _of_ are multiplication tables and long division.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-quote-similar-to-trumps-its-a-bible-quote/855021/8 "2020-06-04T15:31:25Z")

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Of course you’re right. Doesn’t Bart almost say “bitch” as the teacher cuts him off?