# Simpsons Quotes, Part Deux

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-quotes-part-deux/72441>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 14, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-quotes-part-deux/72441 "2001-07-14T01:33:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-quotes-part-deux/72441/1 "2001-07-14T01:33:32Z")

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Since the other Simpsom quote thread is going so well, I had an idea for a companion thread. This one is a “complete the quote” thread. I’ll post half of a Simpsons quote, the next person can finish it, and quote part of another one. Simple, huh?  
“You tried your best and you failed miserably, -------”

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**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-quotes-part-deux/72441/2 "2001-07-14T05:07:38Z")

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The lesson is “never try”.

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**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-quotes-part-deux/72441/3 "2001-07-14T05:49:46Z")

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k, how bout:

“well I know what i’m gettin’, some doughnuts!! uh,-----”