# Simpsons quotes waiting to be heard **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-quotes-waiting-to-be-heard/47744 "2000-12-30T00:58:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-quotes-waiting-to-be-heard/47744/1 "2000-12-30T00:58:29Z")
_Waylon Smithers_ (tying his shoe, and facing away from Burns, thus showing him his backside); “Kiss _this,_ Burns!” 😃 _Krusty the Clown:_ “Stay tuned for the Itchy & Scratchy Marathon! 15 hours of delightful blood and guts!” _Moe Szyslak_ (on phone): “No, dammit! There’s nobody named ‘Ben Dover’ here!#$%!!@&??!” _Agnes Skinner_ (Seymour’s mother): “What’s got into you, Spanky? Punishing that sweet Lisa Simpson for something her brother did! Of all the stupid, insensitive…” _Kang_ “Hey, Apu! Where’s my hot dog?” _Edna Krabappel_ “PTA night is coming; I’ll find some father I can fall madly in bed with…” _Groundskeeper Willie_ (tearing his shirt off, as in the _TV Guide_ drawing): “Damn itchy shirt!” _C. Montgomery Burns:_ Damn those federal regulators! I have a good mind to sell this damned business…" \*Dr. Hibbert: \*“Mrs. Simpson, Bart is too quiet. I think his youthful enthusiasm should not be suppressed.” _Comic Book Guy:_ “Yeah, you brats, I just stocked the Harry Potter series. You wanna make something out of it?” _Bart:_ “I’m really sorry.” Post you own quote you’d like to hear any Simpsons character say. (I tried to do one from Bumblebee Man but the Character Map won’t show up on this screen to do the Spanish accented letters.) ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-quotes-waiting-to-be-heard/47744/2 "2000-12-30T02:15:02Z")
Marge: You know how I feel about condoms in this house!!! (Not sure why, I just would.) Santa’s Little Helper: I ruv you, Spartacus!! Homer: Rumcake sounds divine. Homer: ::moaning:: But we’ll miss the Facts of Life marathon! Its only on for two and a half weeks…! Wiggum: That’s some mighty fine scalping, boys. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-quotes-waiting-to-be-heard/47744/3 "2000-12-30T04:26:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\* > I ruv you, Spartacus!! > \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-quotes-waiting-to-be-heard/47744/4 "2000-12-30T04:30:08Z")
What?! Don’t give me that look, 'slinger! You couldn’t come up with anything yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-quotes-waiting-to-be-heard/47744/5 "2000-12-30T04:46:55Z")
Homer: Moe, I have this friend… his name is Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabadoo Moe: Thats the worst name I ever heard Joey Joe joe: aahh boo hoo hoohoo Barney: Wait, Joey Joe Joe! ---
**Author:** ![SmackFu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@SmackFu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmackFu)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-quotes-waiting-to-be-heard/47744/6 "2000-12-30T04:55:14Z")
A [quote] ([http://slate.msn.com/Diary/97-03-18/Diary.asp?iMsg=4](http://slate.msn.com/Diary/97-03-18/Diary.asp?iMsg=4)) from a Simpsons writer: > [@](#): > > The most common phrase heard in The Simpsons writers’ room is, “We already did that.” I pitched an idea a couple of weeks ago, and one of the writers said, very nicely, “Actually, we once did a joke about Homer inflating a pig by blowing in its ass.” At least three of your quotes sounded familiar, and I actually managed to find cites! And I’d swear that Bart says he’s sorry at the end of the sells his soul one (man he sounds like a girl there), but the transcript didn’t agree with me. _C. Montgomery Burns:_ Damn those federal regulators! I have a good mind to sell this damned business…" Burns: The watchdog of public safety…is there any lower form of life? -from “Homer Goes to College” _Bart:_ “I’m really sorry.” Bart: [pained] Mom, I’m _really_ sorry. -from “Marge Be Not Proud” (the xmas one where part steals the game) _Krusty the Clown:_ “Stay tuned for the Itchy & Scratchy Marathon! 15 hours of delightful blood and guts!” (description of opening) It’s late at night, and the kids watching the 48-hour Itchy & Scratchy Diamond Jubilee Marathon: “celebrating 75 years of rib-tickling brutality and hilarious atrocities”. -from “The Day the Violence Died” ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simpsons-quotes-waiting-to-be-heard/47744/7 "2001-01-02T23:18:14Z")
> [@](#): > > At least three of your quotes sounded familiar, and I actually managed to find cites! And I’d swear that Bart says he’s sorry at the end of the sells his soul one (man he sounds like a girl there), but the transcript didn’t agree with me. > _C. Montgomery Burns:_ Damn those federal regulators! I have a good mind to sell this damned business…" > Burns: The watchdog of public safety…is there any lower form of life? _[Looked in a mirror lately, Burns? : D)_ > -from “Homer Goes to College” > _Bart:_ “I’m really sorry.” > Bart [pained]: Mom, I’m _really_ sorry. > -from “Marge Be Not Proud” (the Xmas one where part steals the game) > _Krusty the Clown:_ “Stay tuned for the Itchy & Scratchy Marathon! 15 hours of delightful blood and guts!” > (description of opening) It’s late at night, and the kids [are] watching the 48-hour Itchy & Scratchy Diamond Jubilee Marathon: “celebrating 75 years of rib-tickling brutality and hilarious atrocities”. > -from “The Day the Violence Died” Ye gods, Smackfu! I’ll defer to the Simpsons mavens on this one. I really did come up with those quotes that I posted–plus some others for the _Simpsons_ article in _TV Guide_–but so help me, I didn’t quote the actual dialog (I don’t get to see _The Simpsons_ very much)–maybe I have ESP, after a fashion? :eek: