# Simultaneously the Best and Worst Thing Your Significant Other Can Say to You

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simultaneously-the-best-and-worst-thing-your-significant-other-can-say-to-you/816105>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 14, 2018, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simultaneously-the-best-and-worst-thing-your-significant-other-can-say-to-you/816105 "2018-06-14T19:14:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simultaneously-the-best-and-worst-thing-your-significant-other-can-say-to-you/816105/1 "2018-06-14T19:14:32Z")

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“Well, you’re bigger than your brother”

“I want to break up”  
“Oops, wrong number”  
What else can you think of?

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simultaneously-the-best-and-worst-thing-your-significant-other-can-say-to-you/816105/2 "2018-06-14T19:48:29Z")

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Not exactly what your looking for, but kinda fits -

“My Wife likes to talk after sex. She calls me from the Hotel” - Rodney Dangerfield.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simultaneously-the-best-and-worst-thing-your-significant-other-can-say-to-you/816105/3 "2018-06-14T19:55:30Z")

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“You don’t sweat much, for a fat girl.”

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simultaneously-the-best-and-worst-thing-your-significant-other-can-say-to-you/816105/4 "2018-06-14T20:07:11Z")

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“I don’t sweat much, for a fat girl…”

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simultaneously-the-best-and-worst-thing-your-significant-other-can-say-to-you/816105/5 "2018-06-14T21:25:38Z")

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You’ve lost so much weight! We need to go clothes shopping!

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**Author:** ![actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e79b87/32.png) [@actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/actualliberalnotoneofthose)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/simultaneously-the-best-and-worst-thing-your-significant-other-can-say-to-you/816105/6 "2018-06-14T22:02:29Z")

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“I hate you and your big penis!” - actual last words from a break up