# Sin

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sin/558252>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [October 25, 2010, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sin/558252 "2010-10-25T04:43:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![copperwindow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@copperwindow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/copperwindow)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sin/558252/1 "2010-10-25T04:43:22Z")

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Is god still angry at me for eating of the fruit?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sin/558252/2 "2010-10-25T04:58:21Z")

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> [@copperwindow](#):
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> Is god still angry at me for eating of the fruit?

As long as the both of you were of legal age, and you asked first, I suppose it’s o.k.

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sin/558252/3 "2010-10-25T05:01:52Z")

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> [@copperwindow](#):
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> Is god still angry at me for eating of the fruit?

Depends what religion you are.

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**Author:** ![copperwindow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@copperwindow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/copperwindow)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sin/558252/4 "2010-10-25T05:02:15Z")

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Also, if Jesus and God are one in the same, why did he get baptized? Wasn’t he already without sin?

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**Author:** ![Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfluous_Parentheses)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sin/558252/5 "2010-10-25T09:30:47Z")

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> [@Whack-a-Mole](#):
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> Depends what religion you are.

I’d think it depends on what religion God - if he exists - is.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sin/558252/6 "2010-10-25T14:11:03Z")

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> [@copperwindow](#):
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> Is god still angry at me for eating of the fruit?

Yes, but He’s even angrier at you for Talking on the Cell Phone While Driving. If I were you I’d lay low for a while.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sin/558252/7 "2010-10-25T14:22:05Z")

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Not to mention all of that chewing. Won’t someone think of the kittens?

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**Author:** ![CurtC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce73a5/32.png) [@CurtC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CurtC)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sin/558252/8 "2010-10-25T14:37:35Z")

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> [@copperwindow](#):
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> Is god still angry at me for eating of the fruit?

He’s not angry at you - he _loves_ you. That’s why, if you don’t accept his loving gift, he’ll torture you forever.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sin/558252/9 "2010-10-25T14:38:09Z")

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> [@copperwindow](#):
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> Is god still angry at me for eating of the fruit?

Yes, so feel free to blame everything bad in your life on sin.

Everything good in your life, you can credit to coming from God when he momentarily feels forgiving. He’ll go back to being angry right after. God’s fickle.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sin/558252/10 "2010-10-25T20:11:47Z")

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> [@copperwindow](#):
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> Is god still angry at me for eating of the fruit?

I have checked with Athena, both Thors, Bailey Quarters, and Gibbs.

Athena feels the question is silly. Holding grudges is unwise and she is the goddess of Wisdom.

Both Thor and Thor have asked me to remind you that he/the is/are god(s) of fertility as well as thunder, not to mention being the Son(s) of Earth. He/They feels you honor Them in partaking of his bounty but also remind you that man does not live by apple alone; beer is also good.

Bailey is sweet and loving and only wants you to be happy.

Gibbs remarks, testily, that one does not touch a Marine’s food if one wishes to live. Obviously, since you are not dead, it was not his fruit so he doesn’t care.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sin/558252/11 "2010-10-25T20:15:51Z")

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Along the lines of;

_Every Sperm is Sacred, Every Sperm is Great  
If a Sperm gets wasted, God gets quite irate!_

Fruit is for eating. That is how the seeds get dispersed. NOT eating the fruit is the sin.

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**Author:** ![CJJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecc23a/32.png) [@CJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CJJ)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sin/558252/12 "2010-10-25T20:43:50Z")

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> [@copperwindow](#):
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> Also, if Jesus and God are one in the same, why did he get baptized? Wasn’t he already without sin?

If you believe Christian mythology, the baptism was required to fulfill specific predictions from OT prophesy and clearly introduce Christ to the world. But it is clear from the Gospel accounts that this detail of Christ’s life was an embarassment for those who considered him the Son of God. The latest gospel of John puts words in the Baptist’s mouth that Jesus should be the one baptizing him–which sound a bit like the evangelist is trying to sweep this detail under the rug.

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**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sin/558252/13 "2010-10-25T21:09:21Z")

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The FSM approves of fruit eating, he considers it a sensible light desert option after a carb-heavy main course.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sin/558252/14 "2010-10-25T21:24:58Z")

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> [@Novelty\_Bobble](#):
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> The FSM approves of fruit eating, he considers it a sensible light desert option after a carb-heavy main course.

But cheeseburgers are still sinful, right?

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sin/558252/15 "2010-10-25T21:55:14Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> Athena feels the question is silly. Holding grudges is unwise and she is the goddess of Wisdom.

Sez the gal who turned Medusa into a monster for the abject crime of getting raped by Poseidon.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sin/558252/16 "2010-10-25T23:04:05Z")

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> [@Kobal2](#):
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> Sez the gal who turned Medusa into a monster for the abject crime of getting raped by Poseidon.

That is a vile slander put about by the worshippers of the sad and pathetic Zeus, long since deposed and removed of the burden of his testicles in the same manner as his grandfather.

In sum, I’ll be needing you to take that back.

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**Author:** ![Gil-Martin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Gil-Martin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gil-Martin)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sin/558252/17 "2010-10-25T23:17:04Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> Athena feels the question is silly. Holding grudges is unwise and she is the goddess of Wisdom.

Well, having been involved in her own dramas about ancient apples, she should know. I’m glad your deity learns from the past. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sin/558252/18 "2010-10-25T23:18:46Z")

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Is it, now ? And I suppose you’re going to tell me Arachne never got spiderized either ? You know who else turned people into bugs ?  
_Alien_, that’s who.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sin/558252/19 "2010-10-25T23:37:38Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> I have checked with Athena, both Thors, Bailey Quarters, and Gibbs.

Who the Hell are Bailey and Gibbs?  
Sounds like vaudeville act.

Re OP: No, She’s too busy hating me.  
Wish I knew why.  
:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sin/558252/20 "2010-10-25T23:40:00Z")

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> [@Kobal2](#):
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> Is it, now ? And I suppose you’re going to tell me Arachne never got spiderized either ?

Bitch had it coming. The tale from Ovid is more slander by the followers of Zeus.

I urge you to leave this topic alone. Your arms are too short to box with Pallas.

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