# Since 9 was foiled by us humans ...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-9-was-foiled-by-us-humans/605107>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 5, 2011, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-9-was-foiled-by-us-humans/605107 "2011-12-05T05:35:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2011, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-9-was-foiled-by-us-humans/605107/41 "2011-12-05T22:32:11Z")

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And whatever happened to all the Fake McCoys?

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2011, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-9-was-foiled-by-us-humans/605107/42 "2011-12-05T22:46:54Z")

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I’m guessing Roman Formula created too much of a Goth look.

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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-9-was-foiled-by-us-humans/605107/43 "2011-12-06T02:09:18Z")

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I have yet to find the anime movies Lupin The First and Lupin the Second.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-9-was-foiled-by-us-humans/605107/44 "2011-12-06T02:17:44Z")

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No kicks are to be found on either Route 65 or 67.

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-9-was-foiled-by-us-humans/605107/45 "2011-12-06T02:34:34Z")

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> [@davidm](#):
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> Don’t get me started about Absorbine Senior.

that’s actually a thing. It’s some kind of horse liniment.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-9-was-foiled-by-us-humans/605107/46 "2011-12-06T03:44:37Z")

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> [@Chef\_Troy](#):
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> that’s actually a thing. It’s some kind of horse liniment.

Show some respect for your elders, sonny!

=Whinny =

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**Author:** ![Kilmore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a6a055/32.png) [@Kilmore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilmore)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-9-was-foiled-by-us-humans/605107/47 "2011-12-06T03:53:01Z")

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> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#):
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> After Malcolm I through IX did poorly, I’m surprised Malcolm X was made.

The Malcolm in the middle was okay.

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**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-9-was-foiled-by-us-humans/605107/48 "2011-12-06T04:03:02Z")

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Alberto’s first four voice overs were kind of meh, but V. O. number 5 was knocked out of the park!

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-9-was-foiled-by-us-humans/605107/49 "2011-12-06T04:21:52Z")

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Considering Ed Wood’s later work…I have to assume that at least one plan involved mesmerizing people into screwing.

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**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-9-was-foiled-by-us-humans/605107/50 "2011-12-06T04:45:35Z")

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“Double minor for high sticking and drawing blood” was - inexplicably - deemed to be an inferior band name.  
“Five for fighting”

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-9-was-foiled-by-us-humans/605107/51 "2011-12-06T09:04:21Z")

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Mister S. would not pity anyone, Foo or not.

And don’t get me started on Doctor I’s complete lack of game.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-9-was-foiled-by-us-humans/605107/52 "2011-12-06T09:28:04Z")

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Were Leonard Part’s 1 through 5 better movies?

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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-9-was-foiled-by-us-humans/605107/53 "2011-12-06T13:56:43Z")

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I hear that U and W failed miserably in their vendettas.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-9-was-foiled-by-us-humans/605107/54 "2011-12-06T14:41:19Z")

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Deep Space One through Eight were built of balsa wood and molasses.

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**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-9-was-foiled-by-us-humans/605107/55 "2011-12-06T15:10:26Z")

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And Space:1998 was a terrible TV show. I mean, who wants to watch a show about lunar interior decorating?

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-9-was-foiled-by-us-humans/605107/56 "2011-12-06T15:46:20Z")

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A-J just weren’t special enough.

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**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-9-was-foiled-by-us-humans/605107/57 "2011-12-06T16:08:34Z")

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Fun fact: if you only fold Ben four times, you’ll get a guy who only knows how to play _Heart and Soul_ and _Chopsticks_ at parties.

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**Author:** ![bleach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bleach/32/3106_2.png) [@bleach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bleach)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-9-was-foiled-by-us-humans/605107/58 "2011-12-07T23:46:24Z")

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Only true Tommy Tutone fans know of the vast catalog of phone number songs that the duo made after their breakout hit. Turns out that it was hard to rock out about phoning the local Stanley Steemer Carpet Cleaner or the US Department of State’s Office of Inspector General Hotline.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-9-was-foiled-by-us-humans/605107/59 "2012-02-13T18:18:56Z")

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Posts 1 through 58 were way better than this one.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-9-was-foiled-by-us-humans/605107/60 "2012-02-13T18:34:41Z")

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Monday Weld was a \*terrible \*actress.

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