# Since I'm too sick to go out...post party here. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 8, 2001, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-im-too-sick-to-go-out-post-party-here/68114 "2001-06-08T22:49:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-im-too-sick-to-go-out-post-party-here/68114/21 "2001-06-09T13:11:12Z")
Congratulations to the board’s foremost expert on…what was it again? Blowjobs? Anal sex? I forget…so many experts in so many fields. Seriously, congratulations on the upcoming 800th post. I always enjoy reading your posts. I hope you feel better. Not too sick to flirt, I note. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-im-too-sick-to-go-out-post-party-here/68114/22 "2001-06-09T13:55:21Z")
Thanks DRY 🙂 Woke up,late again but so far the only thing bothering me today is the throat. Hopefully that clears up by tomorrow since I do have to work. ☹ And like the people who know me IRL say… " You could be trapped in a wrecked car and would STILL flirt somehow if there was a hot cop/EMT." Wow,800 posts. Seems like it was just yesterday I celebrated my 500th post party. Back to the drunken fun! Who wants to get in the Jello Pit with me and play? ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-im-too-sick-to-go-out-post-party-here/68114/23 "2001-06-09T14:37:55Z")
Congrats on your 800, **Hardygirl** , and I have the perfect thing to help you with you sore throat, uh, nevermind, I always get into trouble irl when I flirt. Anyway I hope you feel better soon. [Mick Foley] Have a nice day. [/Mick Foley] ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-im-too-sick-to-go-out-post-party-here/68114/24 "2001-06-09T16:26:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\* > ::hugs Verrain:: > > Don’t know how to tango alas but I can do the “stand in one spot and grind against” dance if you’re up for it. 🙂 > I’m switching from beer to screwdrivers-maybe the oj will help a little. \*\* Been up to my neck in grad school work, and quite a frankly, a little stand-in-one-place-grinding-naked-Jello-Twister sounds really good right now. 🙂 Happy 800 or so! ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-im-too-sick-to-go-out-post-party-here/68114/25 "2001-06-09T16:49:53Z")
I _knew_ I should have had something to eat. Seems I passed out on the balcony. Nice of y’all to check on me. Why are my pants undone? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-im-too-sick-to-go-out-post-party-here/68114/26 "2001-06-09T17:13:03Z")
\*\* Verrain \*\* After all the support you’ve shown via the Pick Me Up thread, I owe you so… plus you did bring me Jeff Hardy to me 500th post party 🙂 ::wraps her arms around Verrain and rubs up against him,slowly leading him to the Jello Pit:: Hey, didn’t we do this at my last party? Oh well,practice makes perfect. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-im-too-sick-to-go-out-post-party-here/68114/27 "2001-06-09T17:13:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\*Why are my pants undone? \*\* Rule one when tending to a victim that’s fainted, loosen all restrictive clothing. No need to thank me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-im-too-sick-to-go-out-post-party-here/68114/28 "2001-06-09T17:24:52Z")
**Hardygrrl** That’s sweet. I’m blushing over here from the kind words. And the dancing is causing a rush of blood to, um, other places. 😃 As for the Jello Pit, I feel strongly that some traditions must be maintained. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-im-too-sick-to-go-out-post-party-here/68114/29 "2001-06-09T17:26:29Z")
I wouldn’t call harem pants _restrictive_, **Verrain** … bloody science types… What the hell? Jell-o hardens when it dries. Euw. ---
**Author:** ![rayniday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecc23a/32.png) [@rayniday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayniday)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-im-too-sick-to-go-out-post-party-here/68114/30 "2001-06-09T17:43:07Z")
_Peeks inside_ I’ll spin the twister dial, if you need me… ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-im-too-sick-to-go-out-post-party-here/68114/31 "2001-06-09T18:07:58Z")
::Once in the Jello Pit,“accidently” trips,knocking Verrain onto his back and landing on top of him:: Since we seem to have landed in the postion,might as well make the best of it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-im-too-sick-to-go-out-post-party-here/68114/32 "2001-06-09T18:38:20Z")
I expect nothing less than the best of it from you, dear **Hardy**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-im-too-sick-to-go-out-post-party-here/68114/33 "2001-06-09T18:54:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Verrain \* > \*\*I expect nothing less than the best of it from you, dear **Hardy**. 🙂 \*\* When you say something that sweet… I have to show my gratitude. 😉 ::Much rolling around in the Jello:: ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-im-too-sick-to-go-out-post-party-here/68114/34 "2001-06-09T19:10:09Z")
A day late and a dollar short. Looks like I missed the party, but come on , hardygrll, I’ll help you clean up! 😃 Hope you feel better soon, sounds like a strep infection, in which case you might need some antibiotics. (smells like baby-oil in here, sweetie! What have y’all been _doing_???) 😃 Quasi [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-im-too-sick-to-go-out-post-party-here/68114.md?page=1)