# Since money is amovin'

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-money-is-amovin/534768>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [April 2, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-money-is-amovin/534768 "2010-04-02T19:49:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-money-is-amovin/534768/21 "2010-04-08T05:42:08Z")

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I have a great way to help everyone out. Anyone who wants to donate to the message board and cannot figure out how simply pay for my membership. This is a win win for everyone. You get to donate big money to the sdmb. I get to find out about all the secret perks of membership. The only thing you have to do is pay for my membership. In return, I promise nothing.

But, wait, there’s more! You can also pay the fee for me to change my title! I might change it to Your Name Guest for a period of time, or Your Name’s Bitch, for an even longer period of time. It’s really up to you! And think of the glow in your heart when you realize you donated to this glorious place. And, no need for fancy trinkets or t shirts that shrink when you wash them!

Yes yes.I know. I am a philanthropist. It’s too bad there can only be one of me! The line forms over there!

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-money-is-amovin/534768/22 "2010-04-08T06:02:39Z")

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> [@Hal\_Briston](#):
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> **STRÄIGHT DÖPE MËSSAGE BOÄRD**
> 
> Rawk! \ii/\_

How about the:

STRÄIGHT DÖPE MØØSEAGE BOÄRD

I like it.

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**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-money-is-amovin/534768/23 "2010-04-08T06:25:23Z")

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A MØØSEAGE BOÄRD once bit my sister …

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-money-is-amovin/534768/24 "2010-04-08T06:30:43Z")

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> [@Tom\_Tildrum](#):
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> Straight Dope condoms!
> 
> “Little Ed, get out the slide rule!”

As long as they don’t have some horrible downside, these are the only condoms I’d ever buy if they were produced.

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**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-money-is-amovin/534768/25 "2010-04-08T06:32:33Z")

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And they’d probably be bacon-flavoured! 😃

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**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/since-money-is-amovin/534768/26 "2010-04-09T06:40:53Z")

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> [@Celyn](#):
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> A MØØSEAGE BOÄRD once bit my sister …

Oy, føcker, what did the Norwægian alphabet ever då to you? 😛

(Æ Ø and Å make up the 27th to 29th letters in the Norwegian and Danish alphabets.)

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