I have a great way to help everyone out. Anyone who wants to donate to the message board and cannot figure out how simply pay for my membership. This is a win win for everyone. You get to donate big money to the sdmb. I get to find out about all the secret perks of membership. The only thing you have to do is pay for my membership. In return, I promise nothing.
But, wait, there’s more! You can also pay the fee for me to change my title! I might change it to Your Name Guest for a period of time, or Your Name’s Bitch, for an even longer period of time. It’s really up to you! And think of the glow in your heart when you realize you donated to this glorious place. And, no need for fancy trinkets or t shirts that shrink when you wash them!
Yes yes.I know. I am a philanthropist. It’s too bad there can only be one of me! The line forms over there!
